Useless Thread MDCCCLXXXVII: Neil Diamond Appreciation Thread

[Sega Dreamcast]

Watched Dune Part 1 the other day.

The wife insists I was barely paying attention, but I wasn't blown away.

It's been quite a while since I've watched the David Lynch version, and now I want to watch that one.

 

[John Price]

yeah I forgot when most of the lions were suspended for sports gambling rofl

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

yeah I forgot when most of the lions were suspended for sports gambling rofl

It was 4 players, the only one of note being Jamo Williams.

The three other guys didn't even play a snap in 2023 for the Lions.

 

[John Price]

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Remember when the Commanders went 3-14

 

[John Price]

T-Mobile confirms it won't offer free access to Apple's MLS Season Pass service this year - 9to5Mac

If you were hoping to secure free access to MLS Season Pass via T-Mobile this year, you’re unfortunately out of...

9to5mac.com

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Jordan Schultz is reporting that we should expect Dak to approach $60 million APY, a deal that would “re-set the market.”

Why give all that money to a playoff choker?

"Dak will be our quarterback,” COO Stephen Jones has repeatedly said

Conceding all of your leverage? What a great negotiating tactic, you idiot.

 

[John Price]

f***ing stpuid, won't watch messi or charlotte fc this year

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Get paid your worth, blah blah blah, why is Dak taking such a team-unfriendly deal?

Because all great leaders bend their team over a barrel and get as much money as possible.

You can still make a shitload and not hamstring your team, y'know

 

[John Price]

never seen Dune and too lazy to

Ever since I completed Fast and the Furious 1-7 I've taken a break from watching movies

too many Twitch VODs and Kick VODs to watch every day

Get paid your worth, blah blah blah, why is Dak taking such a team-unfriendly deal?

it's offseason

turn your brain off of football

even Patrick McAfee are taking 3 or so weeks off

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

it's offseason

turn your brain off of football

even Patrick McAfee are taking 3 or so weeks off

The Cowboys are going to do something stupid, I want to be prepared to laugh uproariously at them.

 

[John Price]

Congrats "Mike" !!

 

[John Price]

“Wow. Morning Joe (Scarborough) and his lovely and very soothing wife, ‘Mike,’ have really bad television ratings"

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

“Wow. Morning Joe (Scarborough) and his lovely and very soothing wife, ‘Mike,’ have really bad television ratings"

GOP so 'stupid' that Russia 'can feed disinfo straight into their veins': Morning Joe

 

[John Price]

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Shane Gillis' fat ass got in the way of the real news story this morning:

Republicans’ main witness in their efforts to impeach Joe Biden has already been charged with lying to the FBI. Now he has also admitted to having ties to Russian intelligence officers.

Both sides tho, am i right

 

[John Price]

I laughed out loud when someone compared bills walk and talk to conspiracy theory ig

and he's not wrong

Shane Gillis' fat ass got in the way of the real news story this morning:

Republicans’ main witness in their efforts to impeach Joe Biden has already been charged with lying to the FBI. Now he has also admitted to having ties to Russian intelligence officers.

Both sides tho, am i right

I have no comment

Jon Stewart is both sides bud

 

[John Price]

Ideally you would want someone who calls out both sides on their bullshit, no?

Why blindly advocate for one side like a simp or Paul Heyman? It's not Lions Bears or Cody - Roman lol. You can be a neutral observer.

NO YOU GOTTA PICK THE TRIBAL CHIEF OR THE STORY

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Jon Stewart is both sides bud

I don't give a shit about Make-A-Wish Vince Russo, we're not talking about him

 

[John Price]

I don't give a shit about Make-A-Wish Vince Russo, we're not talking about him

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Ideally you would want someone who calls out both sides on their bullshit, no?

This assumes that all bullshit is equal. And that both sides have an equal amount of bullshit.

Why blindly advocate for one side like a simp or Paul Heyman? It's not Lions Bears or Cody - Roman lol. You can be a neutral observer.

I've said this before, don't mistake my vehement hatred of Republicans as adoring support for Democrats.

The Democrats suck because they're ineffective. And they're naïve idiots like Charlie Brown trying to kick the football. But at least they're not trying to destroy the country or harm marginalized classes.

 

[John Price]

Commanders went 4-13 but have the #2 draft pick, a loaded coaching staff and 90m in cap space.

But keep laughing.

 

[John Price]

Roberts Tallies First-Career Double-Double Despite Loss Against FSU

CORAL GABLES, Fla. - Despite Jasmyne Roberts’ first-career double-double and a season-high 21 points from Shayeann Day-Wilson, Miami women’s basketball (16-9, 6-8 ACC) dropped a 74-68 decision against Florida State (19-8, 10-5 ACC) Sunday, Feb. 18.

miamihurricanes.com

Don't think we have to worry about Katie Meirer's squad at the NCAA women'ts tournament this year.

Also I rescind my critique of Miami hanging that men's FF banner, because VT hung up the women's FF banner too

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Commanders went 4-13 but have the #2 draft pick, a loaded coaching staff and 90m in cap space.

But keep laughing.

Well f***, let's just crown them the offseason champs right now.

I just don't see how they're promising.

 

[John Price]

@PanthersPens62 your friend Coach K was recently eclipsed by Geno Auriemma. He is like 3rd place now with first "Tara" and now Geno surpassing him. Sad.

That said I am tired of hearing about Dawn and South Carolina. Need LSU to win the title!

You hate Kim Mulkey so much. Hater.

Washington Commanders Offseason Champions 2024

I just don't see how they're promising.

And your Lions went from 0-10 to 7-9 to like 9-7

the improvement starts now

you as a lions fan should not be laughing, you were once like us too ! Now Lions are 12 to 1 to win the super bowl...sure. Good luck beating Mahomes lol

March 11th passes.

"I put a 100 dollar bet on Fanduel on the Lions to win Super Bowl 59."