Useless Thread MDCCCLXXXVII: Neil Diamond Appreciation Thread

[John Price]

shut up

 

[John Price]

I've been drinking all attrnin.

 

[John Price]

I'm so smasher.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

I ll f***ing eotou all these beers here they're finest gonna put them back if nobody drinks rhem

I will be a one man wrrfkinf machine

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After drinking those, (once you’re all done playing “drinker”)…don’t forget to stop by the LADIES ROOM before you head home.

Given how “dRuNk” you claim to be, maybe having to sit down to piss is a good idea??

 

[John Price]

After drinking those, (once you’re all done playing “drinker”)…don’t forget to stop by the LADIES ROOM before you head home.

Given how “dRuNk” you claim to be, maybe having to sit down to piss is a good idea??

I'm so smashed

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

I'm so smashed

What does having sex on the beach and what you drank today…. both have in common????























Both are f***ing near water

 

[John Price]

so rubber

ladies rope

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

People need to open their f***ing eyes and wake up. And stop critiquing other people who want them to open their eyes. Stop being naive

Says the man who’se gone through life with his eyes half-shut…

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

The title went from bad......to worse.......to even worser !

It’s making me envy ze illiterate and ze blind.

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

I've had 7 beers today f*** ort

 

[John Price]

Orange stun No. 7 UNC behind Mintz's 25 points

Syracuse upset No. 7 North Carolina 86-79 on Tuesday night, the Orange's first win over an AP Top 10 team in 17 games.

www.espn.com

 

[John Price]

 

[Ben Grimm]

FDA warns addictive 'gas station heroin' supplement widely available in U.S.

The Food and Drug Administration has issued warnings about a potentially addictive dietary supplement that’s widely available in the U.S. "Neptune’s Fix" is often sold as a supplement and features an ingredient called tianeptine, popularly known as "gas-station heroin." Ali Rogin reports.

www.pbs.org

 

[John Price]

never drinking again

 

[John Price]

I wanna be me me me

 

[John Price]

mfw i have 7 beers, black out during 2 periods of hockey, wake up to a 3-3 game and Avs end up winning 6-3

in my defense the beer was all complimentary

if i did not drink them they would just take them away

they literally said at the event it's all free and there were so many left over. what the f*** you want me to do?

that said i remember nothing from 4 pm - 9 pm lol

just blacked out

 

[John Price]

"straddle the fence"

 

[John Price]

FYI iut was not a presser he had a Q&A session with AODC fans although he did end up taking questions from the audience. Far from a media only event. And I was way too smashed to say anything to him. I will admit meeting a USnational team coach for the firs ttime was rather humbling even if I was drunk off 7 complimentary beers and headed straight out the event to drink some more and pass out at the Caps game

Seriously

I woke up and it was like 3-3. Shit I slept through 2 periods lol

 

[PanthersPens62]

FYI iut was not a presser he had a Q&A session with AODC fans although he did end up taking questions from the audience. Far from a media only event. And I was way too smashed to say anything to him. I will admit meeting a USnational team coach for the firs ttime was rather humbling even if I was drunk off 7 complimentary beers and headed straight out the event to drink some more and pass out at the Caps game

Seriously

I woke up and it was like 3-3. Shit I slept through 2 periods lol

I'm sure the people next to you at the game were beyond thrilled. On a positive note, I guess that meant you were not able to visit Rita's Ice Cream stand at the arena !

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

As we see Kyle Shanahan doesn't know the difference between definite and indefinite articles.

 

[John Price]

CHARLOTTESVILLE, Va. -- — Blake Hinson scored 27 points and made five of Pittsburgh's 14 3-pointers, and the surging Panthers ended No. 21 Virginia's nation's-best 23-game home winning streak, 74-63 on Tuesday night.

 

[PanthersPens62]

As we see Kyle Shanahan doesn't know the difference between definite and indefinite articles.

This clown is quickly entering into Riverboat Ron territory.

Happy Valentines Day!

Mr. Price, do you & ESA Br'er Rabbit have special plans or just a quiet evening of hot dogs, fried chicken & The CBS Evening News ?

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

"If both teams are getting the same treatment it just makes for a good game. When they start calling penalties it slows it down and inherently creates a bias towards one or the other."

Let's say one team commits the same penalty every play. Not calling those penalties would be a form of bias, jackass.

And go learn the difference between equality and equity.

 

[PanthersPens62]

Morning Joe absolutely eviscerated Mr. Forrester & former U defensive Coach Tuberville this morning !