Useless Thread MDCCCLXXXV: Pat McAfee Appreciation Thread

[Sega Dreamcast]

Which reminds me what was that funny comment you said about that guy who said "you know masks do nothing right" or whatever he said lol

He wasn't one of the countless dipshits complaining about masks.

That dipshit said that washing my hands wouldn't stop me from getting Covid.

I was washing my hands because I just took a shit.

 

[John Price]

what a fool lol

 

[John Price]

super lady 5/10

i don't like the visuals

 

[John Price]

Jokes on you, I don't talk to other people on the train because my noise cancelling earbuds cover all the noise

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Pretty sure it's the Gibbs fumble that I'm most upset about.

The whole post-season, I've been dreading the offense giving up a back-breaking turnover and that could not have happened at a worse possible time.

 

[PanthersPens62]

I guess we can throw QAaron's ridiculous conspiracy theory about the colors of the Super Bowl logo out the window.

I wonder if Aidan is related to the awesome & gorgeous Cassidy Hutchison.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

I'm not that upset about the calls to go for it on 4th down, but I'm still baffled by the call to run the ball on 3rd and goal.

You had options, yet you chose the option that all but ended the game.

Throw it on 3rd down, if you don't get it, kick the FG and there's a chance you can get the ball back down by 7.

Oh Lions

 

[John Price]

I have no clue what you're talking about but I was watching the Ravens game from the cheap seats and Zay Flowers literally dives in the end zone in front of me but some how loses the ball and the Chiefs take over on touchback. Man. That was deflating.

yinz will ask was it worth 424 dollars to see that in person

considering third party clowns upcharged those tickets to 1000+, yes

 

[John Price]

 

[PanthersPens62]

I have no clue what you're talking about but I was watching the Ravens game from the cheap seats and Zay Flowers literally dives in the end zone in front of me but some how loses the ball and the Chiefs take over on touchback. Man. That was deflating.

yinz will ask was it worth 424 dollars to see that in person

considering third party clowns upcharged those tickets to 1000+, yes

Since you were so brilliantly able to see Boomer from those "cheap seats", did you stay around long enough to see the post game "kiss" that rocked the world?

 

[John Price]

we had some folk on the train ride home refer to Travis as Travis Pfizer educated McAfee loyalists

or QAaron loyalists

Since you were so brilliantly able to see Boomer from those "cheap seats", did you stay around long enough to see the post game "kiss" that rocked the world?

f*** no

The second Mahomes completes that pass to mvs the whole stadium emptied out

Nobody was there to see the postgame presentation

 

[PanthersPens62]

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Established March 17, 1988, Pickles Pub is a longtime Baltimore tradition. The #1 place for sports fans to watch their favorite teams for over 30 years. Here you'll find a sports experience offering an atmosphere fun for families and friends to grab a bite to eat before or after Orioles or Ravens games. Pickles Pub's extensive menu offers a wide variety of quick snacks and full size meals including : Burgers, Specialty Sandwiches, Appetizers, and Hearty Salads. In keeping with our traditional American fare, we offer a list of local and craft brews to accompany any meal.


As seen on The Travel Channel, our famously delicious Crab Pretzel has been featured on Food Paradise! Fresh rolled daily and topped with crab dip, covered with cheddar cheese then baked to perfection. Finished with a sprinkle of Old Bay!
A true Baltimore classic!!

I'm surprised the bolded did not scare you away !

 

[John Price]

"get your fifth booster Keith"

 

[John Price]

Established March 17, 1988, Pickles Pub is a longtime Baltimore tradition. The #1 place for sports fans to watch their favorite teams for over 30 years. Here you'll find a sports experience offering an atmosphere fun for families and friends to grab a bite to eat before or after Orioles or Ravens games. Pickles Pub's extensive menu offers a wide variety of quick snacks and full size meals including : Burgers, Specialty Sandwiches, Appetizers, and Hearty Salads. In keeping with our traditional American fare, we offer a list of local and craft brews to accompany any meal.


As seen on The Travel Channel, our famously delicious Crab Pretzel has been featured on Food Paradise! Fresh rolled daily and topped with crab dip, covered with cheddar cheese then baked to perfection. Finished with a sprinkle of Old Bay!
A true Baltimore classic!!

I'm surprised the bolded did not scare you away !

You can eat other things there not named salads. I went to Baltimore for the crab

 

[John Price]

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Understated how the Panthers' stunning incompetence has managed to f*** Detroit in the ass recently.

Last season, they basically gift CMC to the 49ers for 2nd, 3rd, 4th, and 5th round picks.

With nothing to play for down the stretch, they trounce the Lions in an upset, Lions miss the playoffs by one game.

In their infinite stupidity, they shitcan their interim coach that salvaged a 6-6 record, and sign a new HC that goes 1-10. That fired interim coach goes on to be the 49ers DC.

They massively overpay Chicago for last years' first overall, then proceed to have a disastrously shitty season, giving a Lions division opponent a franchise WR and the upcoming first overall.

They're so shit that they can't even be shitty on their own, they have to negatively affect other teams too.

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

Johnson was hired as an offensive assistant for the Miami Dolphins in February 2012.[4] He was promoted to assistant quarterbacks coach in 2013 and served as tight ends coach in 2015 after head coach Joe Philbin was fired following a 1–3 start.[5] Johnson was named assistant wide receivers coach in 2017 and was promoted to wide receivers coach the following season.[6]

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Joe Philbin is another HC that just doesn't look like he belongs as a head coach.

He looks like he should be ushering people to their seats rather than coaching a football team.

 

[PanthersPens62]

Johnson was hired as an offensive assistant for the Miami Dolphins in February 2012.[4] He was promoted to assistant quarterbacks coach in 2013 and served as tight ends coach in 2015 after head coach Joe Philbin was fired following a 1–3 start.[5] Johnson was named assistant wide receivers coach in 2017 and was promoted to wide receivers coach the following season.[6]

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I'm beginning to think that not keeping Campbell as HC was the dumbest of that POS Ross's cavalcade of dumb moves.

 

[John Price]

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Posted this way back in July:

I laugh because I don't like Payton or the Saints, but I would probably die if the Lions got f***ed out a Super Bowl appearance on a missed call like that.

Getting f***ed by the refs would have been less painful.

 

[John Price]

heard enough about the chiefs time for niners to win it

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Posted this back in December:

Hard to feel optimistic about the Lions when the division was supposed to be a cake walk, and yet I see everything getting even harder next year.

Ben Johnson leaves for a HC job.
The division gets stronger (thanks, dipshit Panthers).
If the Lions win the division, they face all the division winners next year.

I hate to say it but I think this was their chance and they f***ing blew it.

 

[John Price]

wtf