Useless Thread MDCCCLXXXIII: NFL Pre-Postseason Discussion Thread

[John Price]

 

[Oogie Boogie]

I only clicked on this...because what happened in the clip is exactly what I thought would happen, and I remember doing this in elementary school

 

[John Price]

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

"In July 2013, a Burger King employee called police in July to complain that Jameis Winston was stealing soda. According to the police report, Winston came into the restaurant with three men, but did not order any food. An employee, who recognized him, first saw him using ketchup cups to take some soda. He asked for a water cup after she told him to stop, but he said he would use it for soda and filled it repeatedly with soda over her objections, the report said."

lol

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

7:33 and the announcers are still talking in front of a backdrop that says "Pregame showcase".

And now a commercial break with "kickoff up next"

7:36, no kickoff yet

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

7:37 and they're just now doing the anthem.

Hurry up

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

like 5 minutes

wrong

7:41 and the players are taking the field

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

7:44 and we're doing the coin flip

Finally, kickoff at 7:47

 

[John Price]

this patrick mcafee espn2 field pass feed is entertaining

 

[John Price]

no, not another Jesus commercial

oh it's a movie i thought it was HeGetsUs

those ads are wild

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Well this was fun while it lasted

We don't want to see some Marvel commercial, we're not a bunch of nerds

 

[John Price]

Well this was fun while it lasted

We don't want to see some Marvel commercial, we're not a bunch of nerds

it's that deaf girl from hawkeye

i don't even know who she is

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

The balls to be like "Let's play our f***ing trailer during the national championship" for yet another marvel show.

Yeah, I know they're all the same company, that makes it more lame

 

[Kairi Zaide]

LFG

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

i literally said this thing a few months ago, watching the movie with my dad and some uncles i said this fool won a few games and doing all this like 2nd and 3rd string Qb dont benefit sometimes from the fact that no coach study, do gameplans or pay attention to their asses, also said the media letting this foolery ride is bs too let Geno Smith win 2 games and do all this singing and dancing and watch him get cooked and crucified all over the country

 

[John Price]

k

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

k

 

[John Price]

THESE f***ING HEGETSUS ADS

"what's hard to say in English"

"NO ABOUT EMOTION

NOT ACTUAL WORDS"

f*** off

rewatched this movie last year, his karokae during tom cruise's and renee zellweiger's wedding was hilarious

 

[John Price]

i can't believe it michigan is national champion ! !

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

i have not been this happy since the nats won the world series in 2019

i have only seen 3 titl;es in my lfe

caps cup, nats ws, and now this !!

oh yes and the NWSL Washington Spirit women's soccer team !~!

 

[John Price]

It was ALWAYS Michigan v. Everybody you know it.

They didn't believe.

They wanted us downnnn.
But look at us nowwwww.

 

[John Price]

isn't one of those habs players from michigan college

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

rewatched this movie last year, his karokae during tom cruise's and renee zellweiger's wedding was hilarious

That's Jerry Maguire, lirl.

Imagine mistaking Jamie Foxx for Cuba Gooding Jr