Useless Thread MDCCCLXXXII: Love Actually Is All Around

[John Price]

driving to Legoland Saturday

GPS flips out and tells me to uturn

tells me to turn right into a rural road

drive through Everglades and swamps and duck country

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

A real reason why Reddit sucks:

Someone posts engagement bait to a sub like Facepalm or whatever.

Example: "99% of people can't name a fruit that beings with the letter A."

Cue all the f***ing morons actually responding to the bait without any hint of irony.

 

[John Price]

huge line going to magic kingdom lol

 

[John Price]

chilly

 

[PanthersPens62]

huge line going to magic kingdom lol

Gee..........I thought it was closed.

And newsflash #14 - yet another reminder you chose the busiest week of the year to go to the theme parks. Expect lines. And putting on my Al Roker glasses to remind you it will dip into the 40's the next 2 nights.

 

[John Price]

Gee..........I thought it was closed.

And newsflash #14 - yet another reminder you chose the busiest week of the year to go to the theme parks. Expect lines. And putting on my Al Roker glasses to remind you it will dip into the 40's the next 2 nights.

there are no lines on this particular train

 

[John Price]

the linesssssssssss

rip

 

[John Price]

have to reserve to ride rides here lol

let me guess another app

 

[PanthersPens62]

have to reserve to ride rides here lol

let me guess another app

Did you do any research before leaving home? A lot of things seem to be catching you by surprise.

 

[John Price]

they have all these app wait times, reservations and queues

Did you do any research before leaving home? A lot of things seem to be catching you by surprise.

universal is pretty straightforward.

Disney on the other hand.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Disney on the other hand.

Well yeah, customers can't get price gouged at the restaurants and gift shops if they're busy waiting in line.

 

[John Price]

bbq place seems nice

"next spots available 3 pm"

That's not a lunch hour.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Die Hard is not a Christmas movie.

Anyone arguing to the contrary won't be finding coal in their stocking, but will be receiving some lumps.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

The a-hole continues to imply the entire blue nation is antisemitic. Look, I admit we have some very bad apples in the shopping cart (Hi Rashida!!) but on the whole, blue nation is very pro-Israel.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

NY Post headline: "Almost half of Gen-Z are 'germaphobes' and handwash 10-times or more daily"

What the shit, 10 times isn't an unreasonable amount.

Way too many gross idiots out there not washing their hands enough.

Preach.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Did you do any research before leaving home? A lot of things seem to be catching you by surprise.

You can bet he “rEsEaRcHeD” what new plushies he could buy and where

 

[John Price]

f*** I'm done reserving shit I'm not reserving anything on no guardians of the galaxy I'm done with rides for today

I'm in little Canada. they showed a video and there were skyscrapers and modern buildings, even in the Prarie provinces!

 

[John Price]

cup in store "hockey is Canada's game"

jlaw yeah okay gif

You can bet he “rEsEaRcHeD” what new plushies he could buy and where

they sell rmcp plushies here... f***ing 30 dollars for a moose doll

 

[John Price]

me on the space g simulator like

@Fixed to Ruin

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

f*** I'm done reserving shit I'm not reserving anything on no guardians of the galaxy I'm done with rides for today

I'm in little Canada. they showed a video and there were skyscrapers and modern buildings, even in the Prarie provinces!

Did they talk about our famous grammar rodeo.

 

[John Price]

RCMP? Aren't those chili peppers?

 

[John Price]

We want chilly willy.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

they sell rmcp plushies here... f***ing 30 dollars for a moose doll

Yet if it were a f***in’ $60 Pokemon, you’d need new shorts.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

they sell rmcp plushies here... f***ing 30 dollars for a moose doll

You should those Raging Canadian Moose Police officers some respect.

 

[Mantis]

Stfu @John Price

chilly

Reported! You were warned to stop horny posting young man!