Useless Thread MDCCCLXXXII: Love Actually Is All Around

[John Price]

You don't even own any real animals, so stfu

Bank employee steals $88,000 from vault, flashes bills on social media

If you’re systematically stealing money from a bank vault, it may not be a good idea to post the evidence on your social media pages. A bank employee in Charlotte, North Carolina, allegedly stole $88,000 from the bank’s vault, according to a release from the United States Attorney’s Office...

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[John Price]

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

so "unsanitary"

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

so "unsanitary"

Let's be real, it's shitheads like this that ruin it for everyone.

They can't just have their dog in the casino, no they had to unleash him and leave him there for a stupid ass social media post.

 

[John Price]

us winning

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Laugh emoji because you have no concept being a responsible pet owner.

You have enough trouble taking care of yourself, thank god you aren't responsible for another living being.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Unsanitary would be you bringing your f***ing plushies out into public.

Be careful you don't walk near any blacklights, they'll start glowing.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Still don't understand how Jaire Alexander crashed the coin flip and responded to the ref without any of his captains telling him to f*** off.

 

[John Price]

Laugh emoji because you have no concept being a responsible pet owner.

You have enough trouble taking care of yourself, thank god you aren't responsible for another living being.

you in January

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

I have a delivery coming today.

It's still weird to be able to order online and have the postal service deliver it.

Or in my case to be able to stroll across to the street to the mall and buy some legally in a dispensary there….if I want government (taxed) herblore.

 

[John Price]

out of food

 

[John Price]

 

[PanthersPens62]

so "unsanitary"

I'm sure the casino manager would deal with it appropriately.

 

[PanthersPens62]

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And then you wonder why your body gets cold.

 

[John Price]

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

And then you wonder why your body gets cold.

I f***ing KNEW he ate ice cream yesterday when I made that “because u ate ice cream” comment when he was whining about being cold!!!

Sad thing is…I was half-joking.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

I wonder if Mr. Price remembered to take his “Happy Cow” pills???

@PanthersPens62

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

I'm sure the casino manager would deal with it appropriately.

“B..b…but he’s my ESA…….I just lost $15,000!!!!”

 

[John Price]

USA Cze !

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

After almost 9 years, I think I’m gonna need a new PC soon

 

[Jussi]

Obligatory "RIP Joe Rogan" message.