Useless Thread MDCCCLXXVIII : Halloween Game Day Thread

[LarryFisherman]

yeah it won't embed, just click the blue link

nah, i'm straight. thanks tho

 

[John Price]

nah, i'm straight. thanks tho

olivvvviaaaaa

 

[John Price]

everyone already turning on my friend Kuemper blaming him for the 4 goals let in last night

he had some good saves too

he just doesn't have anyone in front of him worth a damn

Also BTW did you see @PanthersPens62 how one of your employed goons took out Tom Wilson in the final minute of regulation and there was no call. Even the rabble in the peanut gallery could see that shit. Dude literally got clocked, lost his stick and nobody said shit

 

[Neil Racki]

you know what let there be 2 people in the theater for the marvels today. who care

Just more space for me to dine in. get like a big pizza and eat it all movie with nobody around me

also Alamo draft house is the bomb. of course Sega doesn't see movies in theaters so he'll have to wait for the torrent

have fun watching the screenrip with audience laughter included

Still open and rocking? Thats great, wish there was a place like that around my burb.

Now I go to your typical suburban mall movie theater but I bring a knife, lime, ice and enjoy vodka mules and pretend like im at Alamo.

I get looks ... especially when the ginger kicks up and tickles the nose of anyone within 15 feet of me

 

[John Price]

1. He was offside.
2. I didn't get a stick after the game because shit ended so late. Game went on until 10:30 PM holy shit. f*** 7:30 pm starts.

 

[John Price]

Panthers have a really strong fanbase. Like 4 or 5 people with Panthers jerseys at the game. Yeah, you all travel REALLLL well.

Clowns.

 

[John Price]

is juraj a bust

the only good hab is caufield lol

 

[John Price]

Sami zayan is Quebec

do you like Sami

 

[John Price]

f*** no nut November

I do not follow that practice

 

[Kairi Zaide]

is juraj a bust

the only good hab is caufield lol

Juraj is a bust.

Guhle is also very good. Dach too but always injured. Monahan has been great too !!! Suzuki is mid but produces.

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

@TheGreenTBer girl with phat ass, I'm like

 

[LarryFisherman]

olivvvviaaaaa

i'd consider ruining my life if she came on to me for sure

or ask for a hall pass or somethin

like, not to get too 2009 stangetz on it, but if she was like "cum in my ass" i'd probably drop at least a gallon in there.

 

[TheGreenTBer]

i'd consider ruining my life if she came on to me for sure

or ask for a hall pass or somethin

like, not to get too 2009 stangetz on it, but if she was like "cum in my ass" i'd probably drop at least a gallon in there.

it's your duty to please that booty!

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

why

Being REDACTED from ze herblore.

Gave the rest of ze jellybeans to my wife and I’m like “save me from eating all of these…..like over 4 lbs of these sweet, sweet, f***ers…. in like 3 days…..TAKE THEM!!!!!!”

Feel kinda bad though, as I know the Mrs. has legit ’beetus.

I myself do not.

 

[LarryFisherman]

it's your duty to please that booty!

real talk, i can't believe scott gomez got on that f***ing podcast and blurted that out with pride

like, i love a good anal f***ing session as much as the next guy, but jesus bro. you're like 40.

also, i don't want to do that to my wife. that's much more of a high school/college fun thing. don't do that to your everlasting partner for gods sake

still nice to watch eden ivy do her thing every now and again. yeesh

 

[PanthersPens62]

everyone already turning on my friend Kuemper blaming him for the 4 goals let in last night

he had some good saves too

he just doesn't have anyone in front of him worth a damn

Also BTW did you see @PanthersPens62 how one of your employed goons took out Tom Wilson in the final minute of regulation and there was no call. Even the rabble in the peanut gallery could see that shit. Dude literally got clocked, lost his stick and nobody said shit

Maybe #retribution for an obvious slew foot from Tommy boy:

Panthers have a really strong fanbase. Like 4 or 5 people with Panthers jerseys at the game. Yeah, you all travel REALLLL well.

Clowns.

Still seething I see.....good!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[PanthersPens62]

He had you at "unlimited ice cream" didn't he?

 

[PanthersPens62]

lol at you being triggered over luke bryan

your gameday suggestions for guest picker no offense are kind of bland. "WHY DOES ANYONE NOT AN ATHLETE DO GAMEDAY"

wow, they're catering to the south. what a shock

at this point it's gotten so bad that you would want hershel doing gameday. HERSHEL.

"well he played football and luke bryan did not."

okay?

Ok, I did a VERY stupid thing. I clicked on a year old link. ESPN has been redeemed!!!!!!

 

[TheGreenTBer]

real talk, i can't believe scott gomez got on that f***ing podcast and blurted that out with pride

like, i love a good anal f***ing session as much as the next guy, but jesus bro. you're like 40.

also, i don't want to do that to my wife. that's much more of a high school/college fun thing. don't do that to your everlasting partner for gods sake

still nice to watch eden ivy do her thing every now and again. yeesh

Due to a life of zero self-confidence i have had few relationships, but i have had enough to have been with women that like it and with women who don't (those that did tended to be more submissive.) I always tell people interested in trying it that if they approach it like normal sex it's likely that 1 or both of the involved parties are going to be in misery. Porn is a lie, man (I definitely have never, ever heard of Eden Ivy before.)

Why am I talking about this on a forum?

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Reminds me of “Post 95”

LIRL

 

[TheGreenTBer]

Reminds me of “Post 95”

LIRL

Yup. It puts the ass in classic lmao.

That was in 2008 I believe, I think it was a poster named "LAX attack." The Lady Advice threads started in 2008 but I don't remember if this was in one of those or not, I kind of think it wasn't?

LAX: "is she hot" (post 93)
Other poster: "yes" (post 94)
LAX: "then stick it in her pooper" (post 95)

A true man of wisdom.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Yup. It puts the ass in classic lmao.

That was in 2008 I believe, I think it was a poster named "LAX attack." The Lady Advice threads started in 2008 but I don't remember if this was in one of those or not, I kind of think it wasn't?

LAX: "is she hot" (post 93)
Other poster: "yes" (post 94)
LAX: "then stick it in her pooper" (post 95)

A true man of wisdom.

Yep.

We used to reference that on an old Death metal forum I was on back in like 2004-05.

So much so, it got to the point where the mere mention of “lulz (that number)” would get noobs permanently banned and us veteran posters all got infractions.