Useless Thread MDCCCLXXVII - Dan Orlovsky Appreciation Thread

[John Price]

He was rejected by 14 colleges. Then Google hired him.

California teen with stellar academic credentials was rejected by 14 colleges and universities. Now, instead of school, he's working at Google.

www.cbsnews.com

 

[John Price]

ahh i forgot the dolphins game is at the tuanon chapter tonight

meh

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

spending my sunday night studying jacques pepin chicken recipes. many of these involve the use of wine.

they are very simple too.

 

[John Price]

recipe wants me to get 1 3/4 pounds of chicken bones

wtf do i find those. not sure they even sell those in a shop.

"go ask your butcher"

"poulet au vin rouge" looks good

 

[Kairi Zaide]

recipe wants me to get 1 3/4 pounds of chicken bones

wtf do i find those. not sure they even sell those in a shop.

"go ask your butcher"

"poulet au vin rouge" looks good

you buy two whole chickens and you de-bone them

spending my sunday night studying jacques pepin chicken recipes. many of these involve the use of wine.

they are very simple too.

reading =\= studying

if you were "studying" recipes and understanding the fundamentals, you wouldn't need them

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

spending my sunday night studying jacques pepin chicken recipes. many of these involve the use of wine.

they are very simple too.

recipe wants me to get 1 3/4 pounds of chicken bones

wtf do i find those. not sure they even sell those in a shop.

Obviously not simple enough….

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

spending my sunday night studying jacques pepin chicken recipes. many of these involve the use of wine.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Then this one:

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Of course the Lions defense made the Ravens wildly inconsistent offense look amazing.

They shit the bed and threw away that game against the Steelers, then beat the shitbox Titans by only one score last week, but this week they're capable of throwing down 38 points.

Eat a dick, Baltimore

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Washing my hands in the bathroom when this guy walks in and says "It doesn't matter, you'll still catch Covid."

Uhh, okay bro. I'm washing my hands because I just took a shit.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Washing my hands in the bathroom when this guy walks in and says "It doesn't matter, you'll still catch Covid."

Uhh, okay bro. I'm washing my hands because I just took a shit.

People that stupid should need to wear water wings in the bathroom if they are left unsupervised.

 

[John Price]

PHILADELPHIA (AP) — Jalen Hurts needed a brace on his left leg in the second half — then shook off whatever ailed him to stand tall in the pocket and lead a go-ahead scoring drive — before he hobbled off the field after yet another Eagles win.

Hurts is hurting, for sure.

“I don't want to put his business out there,” wide receiver A.J. Brown said. “But just know he's a tough individual. He's putting us in good positions to win.”

Hurts rebounded from a pick-6 to hit Brown with the winning touchdown on the next drive, and he threw for 279 yards and combined for three scores to lead the Philadelphia Eagles to a 31-17 win over the Miami Dolphins on Sunday night.

 

[John Price]

Sunshine switch: Miami recruit Blount flips to FSU

Five-star defensive lineman Armondo Blount Jr., ranked No. 4 overall in the 2025 ESPN 300, flipped his commitment from Miami to Florida State on Sunday, telling ESPN that he feels "like Florida State can develop me better as an athlete and as a person."

www.espn.com

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

 

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[John Price]

apparently your'e not deion because when the dolphins lose or your marlins lose or your canes lose you are extremely hard to find

i'm always here regardless boy

 

[Kairi Zaide]

stop watching these videos

 

[PanthersPens62]

Once again Morning Joe eviscerated Mr. Forrester....this time for his outlandish lie that Sidney Powell was never his lawyer.

 

[John Price]

stop watching these videos

i'm addicted !

 

[John Price]

 

[PanthersPens62]

apparently your'e not deion because when the dolphins lose or your marlins lose or your canes lose you are extremely hard to find

i'm always here regardless boy

WTF????? I am here NOW. Do I look like a certain college football fan who fails to show up (but did Saturday)

I picked the Eagles. I did not expect to win this game. We are still in 1st place. We have a ton of injuries. I didn't see YOU show up when your Commies were humiliated by the 1-5 G-men.

I also "did not show up" after the U stunned Clemson with a 1st time QB.

And as I said yesterday, I am not seething.

 

[John Price]

oh i was here yesterday