Useless Thread MDCCCLXXVI - Dick Butkus Appreciation Thread

[Sega Dreamcast]

f*** turn your brain off for 90 minutes and enjoy, this isn't Man of Steel lol. "How did he get from there to there."

"Why is he hitchhiking."

Why does Tin Cup sacrifice himself in a situation where he plausibly could have been saved? (Which is not a problem with how the scene was written, but more with how they went about filming it.)

Why does Superman save Lois Lane, despite Tin Cup teaching him that his secret identity is more important than always saving everyone?

Why does Superman trust and fall in love with Lois Lane after she reveals his identity to the world, leading to countless deaths?

 

[John Price]

@MetalheadPenguinsFan

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

speaking of big fat pig i'm about to smother roast beef on a bagel here for breakfast

I fully intend to eat lunch in 2 hours too.

idc.

 

[John Price]

"Plug in these bug traps to trap bugs"

bugs all over this place but only 2 of them are fastened to the back of the trap

how does that f***ing work?

 

[John Price]

discussion on fresh vegetables elsewhere and how al michaels has never eaten one

i mean vegetables aren't that bad you just need to have them frozen. preparation is a bitch.

why should i spend time to peel and dice a carrot when I can just use a frozen pre-diced one. Then @Zaide complains my pepper cuts are too big. Well that's why there's a food processor here.

Why should I spend time to make my vegetables more bite size the old fashioned way? Just put everything in a food processor. Problem solved. I use garlic all the time now and I just peel 5 or 6 cloves and put it in the processor. Blitz.

 

[PanthersPens62]

Brandon about to speak in Israel.

 

[John Price]

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

speaking of big fat pig i'm about to smother roast beef on a bagel here for breakfast

I fully intend to eat lunch in 2 hours too.

idc.

Why do my clothes not fit???

 

[TheGreenTBer]

I can only focus on the ticker in the thumbnail saying "2 dong shots"

You see what you want to see

discussion on fresh vegetables elsewhere and how al michaels has never eaten one

i mean vegetables aren't that bad you just need to have them frozen. preparation is a bitch.

why should i spend time to peel and dice a carrot when I can just use a frozen pre-diced one. Then @Zaide complains my pepper cuts are too big. Well that's why there's a food processor here.

Why should I spend time to make my vegetables more bite size the old fashioned way? Just put everything in a food processor. Problem solved. I use garlic all the time now and I just peel 5 or 6 cloves and put it in the processor. Blitz.

Wat

 

[LarryFisherman]

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what are we looking at here my guy

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Imagine being so lazy that you can’t cut or peel a f***ing vegetable…..

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

what are we looking at here my guy

Sadness on a bagel?

A.K.A. Breakfast #1

 

[John Price]

Imagine being so lazy that you can’t cut or peel a f***ing vegetable…..

nobody has time for that

they all come frozen anyway

 

[TheGreenTBer]

nobody has time for that

they all come frozen anyway

What do you mean?

Are you telling me you have time to watch a bunch of media in a language you don't even understand but don't have the time to cut a f***ing vegetable?

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Imagine being so lazy that you can’t cut or peel a f***ing vegetable…..

Notice how he didn't mention cleaning the vegetables.

Imagine using a food processor when cooking for just yourself. The cleanup would be more work than just cutting the damn vegetables.

 

[John Price]

What do you mean?

Are you telling me you have time to watch a bunch of media in a language you don't even understand but don't have the time to cut a f***ing vegetable?

i do not. i'm heating some chicken nuggets in the oven now. when those finish in 20 minutes i'm going to go downstairs and heat these organic frozen broccoli florets.

No I don't pick them straight off the plant. if you go to the grocery store you'll see them all fresh like fastened to stems and then you have to take each off. No I don't do that. They're all pre frozen for me.

Notice how he didn't mention cleaning the vegetables.

You don't have to do that

 

[TheGreenTBer]

i do not. i'm heating some chicken nuggets in the oven now. when those finish in 20 minutes i'm going to go downstairs and heat these organic frozen broccoli florets.

Frozen Veggies are better than canned at least, I'll give you that.

No I don't pick them straight off the plant. if you go to the grocery store you'll see them all fresh like fastened to stems and then you have to take each off. No I don't do that. They're all pre frozen for me.


You don't have to do that

...

I...don't understand but my brain is breaking in the attempt so I'll drop it.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

You don't have to do that

Clean the carrot and you won't have to peel it.

 

[John Price]

okay watching slot videos until the nuggets heat up

Clean the carrot and you won't have to peel it.

you're confusing me for a chef here

i literally eat processed food all day lol

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

i literally eat processed food all day lol

"Why can't I lose weight"

 

[TheGreenTBer]

okay watching slot videos until the nuggets heat up


you're confusing me for a chef here

i literally eat processed food all day lol

So you've converted all your DNA into MSG?

 

[John Price]

"Why can't I lose weight"

there's nothing wrong with processed foods especially frozen vegetables

 

[Oogie Boogie]

Having a mingled meal thing today with other people on different ops teams.
Not sure what to eat.

 

[TheGreenTBer]

there's nothing wrong with processed foods especially frozen vegetables

Frozen vegetables are not the type of thing the term "processed food" is intended to define.

 

[John Price]

"Why do you post other places"

So i can openly talk politiks without people whining about rule violations

for instance I'm watching CNN right now and some breaking news that can't be discussed here