Useless Thread MDCCCLXXIV: Coach Prime Appreciation Thread

John Price

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f*** off

Superstar Madden QB throws a backbreaking pick six to give Eagles 14-7 lead.

Eagles win 14-10.

My team now 2-3.
 

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for football I'm out of the house at 7 am and don't get home until 6

and that's a 3 hours game lol

Completely believable that someone that has to go to work the next morning would rather just stay home and easily watch all of the games on TV. (And that's without even considering the money they would have to spend.)

Alas, shame on me for reminding you of the plight of the working man, your royal highness
 

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Watching season 6 and I gotta say I don't miss Joe being an MC judge.

He was such a dick without having the credentials to back it up like Gordon (who really tones it back a lot as compared to HK)
 
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Yet again, having a baking challenge on Masterchef is stupid.

They ain't grilling steaks on the Great British Bake Off because it's a baking competition, damn it
 
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John Price

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i like how you're doing commentary on a masterchef season like 7 years ago

there's literally a finale going on right now
 

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Beginning of each episode:

Masterchef: One minute or less of recap, no theme song.

Hell's Kitchen: Recap and theme is 3 minutes of wasted time.

i like how you're doing commentary on a masterchef season like 7 years ago

there's literally a finale going on right now

I'm only watching MC because I just watched two seasons of HK.

It's easier to binge an old season than a new season.
 
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Both shows do a challenge in the first half of the show.

Hell's Kitchen is typically a prize that has no effect on the dinner service.

Masterchef is typically awarding a team or certain people immunity from the pressure test.

I don't give a shit about the MC challenges because there's zero consistency with how many people get immunity, while the HK challenges are actually (edited to be) interesting and they always show the losing team basically being tortured in their punishment.
 
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John Price

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spoiler alert I won't be home at 3 30 and I'll be nowhere near a TV. probably be on a train or car Saturday. won't watch any football
 

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BarryMcCockiner > UrinatingTree when it comes to weekly NFL rundowns, even if UT is more informative in terms of bringing up relevant news.

I will say that UT adding Looney Tunes sound effects is consistently hilarious. Someone should just add those sound effects to the game recaps and I would watch the shit out of them. (Not all of UT's sound effects are funny, I specifically mean the Looney Tunes ones.)
 

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why do you follow those accounts

get your information from esteemed entertainers like bill Simmons not some random ass youtuber

I want to be entertained.

If I wanted to be informed, why should I give a shit what a jabroni like Bill Simmons thinks? (Actually, he sounds like a good dude, so jabroni might be a little harsh.)

There's also the game recaps that the NFL uploads. I watch those because Redzone misses a lot.
 
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Saquon - out
Breece Hall - questionable
David Montgomery - questionable/likely out
Jamaal Williams - questionable (and 10 points through 2 weeks)

My only healthy RB is Mattison, who's getting usurped by Cam Akers.

And there ain't shit for free agents.

Give me a break.
 
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