Useless Thread MDCCCLXXIII: NFL Post-Preseason and Pre-Postseason Thread

[John Price]

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Yes, @MetalheadPenguinsFan here in Ze Lnge I am your laid back, good natured, happy-go-lucky always smiling person, but in the real world if you try my nerves it won't be a very pretty picture!

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Every time I take a picture of myself my camera lens breaks

not sure why but pretty sure it's not a good sign

Dude!!! Same!!!!

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

I'm now listening to 90's rap for some reason.

Alot of that early 90’s gangsta rap is actually good shit my dude.

It’s raw, it’s dark, yet it was honest.

Were ya bumpin’ some Cypress Hill too??

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

I’m f***ing DEAD!!!!!

@TheGreenTBer

 

[PanthersPens62]

IIIIIIIIIt's a Marlins win!!!!!!!

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

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Suspicion confirmed.

And the saddest thing is…when I said “Plushiecon 2023” the other day, I was half-joking

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Crank it!!!

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

I just want to see Deion make Matt Rhule look like a stupid bitch today.

Side note: Coach Prime is a lame nickname, I will not call him that.

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Doesn't make much sense for the NFL Pick'em game to show you the percentages of what other people picked before the game has been played.

That would absolutely affect how people pick. For example, seeing that 60% think the Falcons will beat the Panthers makes me fine with picking the Panthers.

 

[John Price]

Doesn't make much sense for the NFL Pick'em game to show you the percentages of what other people picked before the game has been played.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Why quote my post if you're going to reply with something completely unrelated

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

In today's edition of "In case yinz forgot"...

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Fiancee listening to this podcast with just two uninformed morons talking.

They're talking about some stupid Kim Kardashian post about Steve Harwell, so one person says: "Everyone should see Rat Race because Smash Mouth performs at the end."

The other person immediately, without hesitation, asks "uhh, what song do they perform?"

What song? Come on, they obviously play All Star.

Then they say it's originally from Shrek, which is wrong, it was on the Mystery Men soundtrack.

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

heading out

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Talking about climate protestors at the US Open:

"This guy glued his feet to the ground? What kind of glue did he use, Elmer's?"

I feel dumber for overhearing their podcast.

 

[John Price]

Investment involves risk.