Useless Thread MDCCCLXXIII: NFL Post-Preseason and Pre-Postseason Thread

[PanthersPens62]

School starts again on Monday

I'm praying to God that I can make it because I'm about to snap

I'm pretty sure PP62 is like a foot taller, I don't think that would bode well for Mr. Price.

Yeah I'm 6'3 and "husky" so that would be a matchup problem for him. Meanwhile......

 

[TheGreenTBer]

Yeah I'm 6'3 and "husky" so that would be a matchup problem for him. Meanwhile......

My good friend is a shade over 6'3", and he only met his now wife on a dating app because he lied about his height (she is 6'0" and requested only men 6'4" and taller) lol

 

[John Price]

Germany defeats the us.

 

[John Price]

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

My good friend is a shade over 6'3", and he only met his now wife on a dating app because he lied about his height (she is 6'0" and requested only men 6'4" and taller) lol

When I was on the dating apps, women would just not believe I was 6'5" because of all the guys who would lie.

My fiancee is almost a foot shorter than me. Tough shit, all you tall women that want a tall man.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Probably a bit dehydrated this morning, but I weighed under 230 for the first time in a while.

 

[John Price]

a woman won't date someone shorter than her for some reason

Probably a bit dehydrated this morning, but I weighed under 230 for the first time in a while.

and i'm freaking out about being 170

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

and i'm freaking out about being 170

I can bench press your weight

 

[John Price]

sucks being short but the weight issue is hilarious because even with all the belly fat i'm still less than everyone else here

"BUT YOU HAVE TOO MUCH FAT YOU'RE STILL OBESE"

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

sucks being short but the weight issue is hilarious because even with all the belly fat i'm still less than everyone else here

"BUT YOU HAVE TOO MUCH FAT YOU'RE STILL OBESE"

You're the constantly complaining about their weight, just to also post about all of your unhealthy meals.

 

[TheGreenTBer]

When I was on the dating apps, women would just not believe I was 6'5" because of all the guys who would lie.

My fiancee is almost a foot shorter than me. Tough shit, all you tall women that want a tall man.

I see your point but in no way would I date a woman my height or taller, so I understand why they would feel the way they do.

 

[John Price]

You're the constantly complaining about their weight, just to also post about all of your unhealthy meals.

And I'm still 168 lol

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

cooking rice

 

[Oogie Boogie]

Pulling this out from when I took a bit of German in High School

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Hell's Kitchen is doing this dog show during a service.

This is so fake and weird

 

[LarryFisherman]

And I'm still 168 lol

you never posted pics of yourself bro

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

 

[TheGreenTBer]

you never posted pics of yourself bro

Every time I take a picture of myself my camera lens breaks

not sure why but pretty sure it's not a good sign

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

HK keeps doing this thing where one team clearly finishes their service first, but they still have Gordon do the dramatic reveal of who won.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Frank pathetically begged to stay last episode.

Now he's writing a thank you letter to Gordon.

What a geek

 

[John Price]

 

[Dr Pepper]

That bowl of rice looking pretty uninspired......no sauce or anything, eh?

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Reddit comment:

"I worked for the Red Wings last year in marketing. Chris Illitch is a coward and is going to handcuff Yzerman from making a big move

Like he straight up cares more about the team's image and past cup wins than actually improving. Can't believe the Lions now have more competent ownership"

I mean, the Debrincat trade and giving 25m to JT Compher are "big" moves that show he's allowed to trade and spend

 

[John Price]

That bowl of rice looking pretty uninspired......no sauce or anything, eh?

It's under the rice