Useless Thread MDCCCLXXII: Fred Sanford Appreciation Thread

[Sega Dreamcast]

Did not sleep well, I already know I'm going to fall asleep watching the game tonight.

Hear me out, maybe start the primetime games earlier so they're not ending at midnight

god forbid some of you west coast assholes miss a little bit of the first quarter as I struggle to stay awake for the end of the game

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Put money on the Chiefs tonight

Congrats on losing

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Imagine getting to wake up Sunday morning and all of the football starts at 10am, and SNF starts at 6-6:30.

f*** you west coast

 

[John Price]

lmao 7 hour layovers what the f***

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Stop saying the game is at 8:20, that's just a lie.

That's when the geriatric slapasses in the studio will finally kick the broadcast over to the commentators, who will bloviate and bullshit for another 10-15 minutes

 

[John Price]

Did not sleep well, I already know I'm going to fall asleep watching the game tonight.

Hear me out, maybe start the primetime games earlier so they're not ending at midnight

god forbid some of you west coast assholes miss a little bit of the first quarter as I struggle to stay awake for the end of the game

You don't work Fridays anyway.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

You don't work Fridays anyway.

Yeah, but I usually go to bed around 10:30

 

[John Price]

Yeah, but I usually go to bed around 10:30

Either DVR or stay up late

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Either DVR or stay up late

That's what I'm saying, start the primetime games at a more reasonable time so I don't have to stay up so late

One of the few things the NHL gets right is starting games at 7 and 7:30. Oh boo-f***ing-hoo, the west coast people might miss the obnoxious amount of pregame bullshitting around.

 

[John Price]

Are you stupid?

No full-sized carry-on bag on board

• Check bags before airport security for the applicable fee
• Bags brought to the gate incur an additional $25 gate handling charge

What kind of world do we live in where we can't have a carry on bag on board

I need my carry on bag which has all my tech gadgets and shit. It's a f***ing 9 hour plane ride idiot.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

I think they're talking about bags that would go in the overhead bins (rolling luggage), not the bag you would put under your seat (backpack).

 

[John Price]

I realize the fare is 100 dollars on United but give me some leeway here, holy shit.

I think they're talking about bags that would go in the overhead bins (rolling luggage), not the bag you would put under your seat (backpack).

i just upgraded to economy and it's still like 150

doing more research this morning

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

You say upgraded to economy like there's a class beneath economy.

Got one of them steerage class tickets, we all just huddle in the cargo hold and hope we don't freeze to death

 

[John Price]

Frontier advertises a 188 dollar fare.

Then you get asked to pick a seat which is 27 dollars.

No, the fare advertised was 188 dollars.

 

[John Price]

Like, what do you even do for a 21 hour layover? Do you just sleep in the airport? Are you even allowed to leave the airport?

Why do that.

 

[John Price]

Put up the Bill Simmons podcast and he starts rambling on the Lions being overhyped with a garbage defense

Not to simp on Bill but that D really isn't impressive

 

[John Price]

Sources: LSU, Mulkey agree to record $32M deal

Coach Kim Mulkey, who led LSU to the NCAA title in April, has agreed to terms with the school on a new 10-year contract worth $32 million, sources confirmed to ESPN. The deal will be the richest total contract in women's college basketball history.

www.espn.com

 

[John Price]

@PanthersPens62

Kerr and his strong staff of assistants - which include LA Clippers coach Ty Lue, Miami Heat coach Erik Spoelstra, Gonzaga coach Mark Few and longtime NBA coach Jeff Van Gundy - emerged from film study before the Italy 37-point win with the intention to re-invigorate the team's identity. Which they did with an aggressive defensive game plan featuring halfcourt traps that contributed to 30 fastbreak points, exactly what Kerr and his staff wanted.

 

[John Price]

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Put up the Bill Simmons podcast and he starts rambling on the Lions being overhyped with a garbage defense

Not to simp on Bill but that D really isn't impressive

Well they had one of the bottom defenses in the league last year, hence why they signed 3 DBs and drafted Campbell and Branch.

Vikings had an equally bad defense, yet managed to win 13 games

 

[John Price]

Lol



He dgaf

 

[Kairi Zaide]

 

[John Price]

@Sega Dreamcast

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Four teams scored more points than the Lions last year, Dallas, Philly, Buffalo, and Kansas City.

Only two teams gave up more points, Arizona and Chicago.

A defense that isn't bottom 5 will be a great improvement.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

@Sega Dreamcast

I usually don't like that stuff, but that was pretty neat