Useless Thread MDCCCLXXII: Fred Sanford Appreciation Thread

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

i don't count steps

and yes, even if you've been trying to convince yourself nobody plays that game anymore, people still do play that game and it still consistently ranks within the top 10 grossing games on mobile platforms

i know i see people see it at the football stadium constantly lol

 

[LarryFisherman]

Aren't you "big boned"

Pray tell us your fitness secrets for slimming down oh wise one

I told you.

Lower your calories, move more. EZPZ

 

[John Price]

 

[Kairi Zaide]

I told you.

Lower your calories, move more. EZPZ

His goal should be to try to gain weight instead.

 

[John Price]

His goal should be to try to gain weight instead.

why

i told you sym weighs 147 and is taller than me lol that's embarrassing

 

[LarryFisherman]

why

i told you sym weighs 147 and is taller than me lol that's embarrassing

What are you at right now on height and weight?

Post a pic of yourself

 

[Kairi Zaide]

why

because you can't attain any of your goals

 

[John Price]

might need a second dinner, hungry

 

[Mrfenn92]

Sorry wrong photo

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

might need a second dinner, hungry

"Why can't I lose weight"

 

[TheGreenTBer]

I used to be able to eat anything I wanted.

7 full plates at a buffet were the minimum, and a full 18 inch pizza was easy even though I weighed 160 lbs at the time and have never reached 190 in my life.

Those days are over. Now that the metabolism is slowing I have to eat like a mere mortal...but I still show slivers of greatness at a buffet table, last year I lost count of oysters and clams at a raw bar buffet at 50 and that was on top of a full lobster (this was, however, over a slightly more extended period.)

EDIT: I should also mention that after the above shellfish incident I discovered I have a mild version of my mother's shellfish allergy. Not fun.

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

miami giving away free tickets now lol

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

 

[Kshahdoo]

 

[PanthersPens62]

miami giving away free tickets now lol

I've discussed this with you numerous times & I'm not doing it again. Meanwhile.......IIIIIIIIt's a Marlins win!

 

[PanthersPens62]

Does this person not know the difference between yellow and gold?

And how predictable......Mr. Forrester celebrating a certain NFL contract signing Too bad said player is too stupid to realize that the city he plays in does not go for that shit.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

miami giving away free tickets now lol

BOGO isn't free.

That's like saying all of your EA games are free, while completely ignoring that you're paying a subscription.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Yankees, Rangers, and Giants all have blue and white.

Falcons, Braves, and Hawks all have red.

 

[John Price]

Put money on the Chiefs tonight

 

[John Price]