Useless Thread MDCCCLXXI: 2023 Little League World Series Edition

[Neil Racki]

Went on a weekend getaway a few weeks ago. monday morning I used my lady's deoderant bc mine was still packed away. I noticed I left a few long arm pit hairs on her Secret deoderant stick, its a really rough white cakey material. I plucked them off put the cap back on.

Now I find myself using her stick some mornings, even though my old spice is right there.

I like letting her find my long man arm pit hairs on her deoderant.

 

[John Price]

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Could have went without this road rage psychopath literally chasing me for an hour earlier today.

 

[LarryFisherman]

Could have went without this road rage psychopath literally chasing me for an hour earlier today.

Don't left-lane cruise my brother

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Don't left-lane cruise my brother

We weren't on the highway and this asshole was aggressively driving through traffic like his dick was on fire.

We we're on a road with multiple close lights, so I was taking my time getting to the next red light, while this guy was tailgating the hell out of me.

Then he got in front of me and tried to brake check me multiple times before he started following me.

f*** this shit, it was hours ago and I still feel overwhelmed by it

 

[John Price]

@PanthersPens62 Was downstairs doing the "Pompeo" workout and found out Michigan self-suspended Harbaugh for 3 games.

 

[LarryFisherman]

We weren't on the highway and this asshole was aggressively driving through traffic like his dick was on fire.

We we're on a road with multiple close lights, so I was taking my time getting to the next red light, while this guy was tailgating the hell out of me.

Then he got in front of me and tried to brake check me multiple times before he started following me.

f*** this shit, it was hours ago and I still feel overwhelmed by it

I normally hate everyone around me on the road - I have major issues with slow drivers and generally anyone that's in front of me. I've mellowed out a lot since getting older and having a kid, but left-laners are prevalent here and it drives me f***in nuts.

One day back in like 2015 or 16 I was driving into work really early in the morning, like 5:30, and I was half asleep and cut a guy off merging onto the main road. He lost his f***in mind and pulled out a gun at the next red light, about 200 yards from where I merged.

It was a total accident on my part and totally my fault. I didn't hit him or anything - just inconvenienced him, but he blew his gasket. I told him if he was going to shoot me, at least follow me to work and do it in the parking lot so I can get extra life insurance money. That made him really angry. I could tell he was a little bitch and that's the only reason I egged him on, but it was pretty hilarious watching him be so out of control at 5 in the morning.

All that to say been there, brother. Both sides of it.

 

[John Price]

We weren't on the highway and this asshole was aggressively driving through traffic like his dick was on fire.

We we're on a road with multiple close lights, so I was taking my time getting to the next red light, while this guy was tailgating the hell out of me.

Then he got in front of me and tried to brake check me multiple times before he started following me.

f*** this shit, it was hours ago and I still feel overwhelmed by it

take your rage out on the battlebit battlefield soldier

 

[PanthersPens62]

@PanthersPens62 Was downstairs doing the "Pompeo" workout and found out Michigan self-suspended Harbaugh for 3 games.

Michael Irvin reaches deal to join Undisputed

Hall of Fame receiver Michael Irvin's TV limbo has apparently ended.

www.nbcsports.com

Welcome back Playmaker!!!!

 

[PanthersPens62]

"Harbaugh will miss home games against East Carolina, UNLV and Bowling Green before making his return to the sideline for Michigan's Big Ten opener Sept. 23 against Rutgers."

Oh my, how will they ever beat those 3 powerhouses without Coach Cheeseburger? Guess they were a bit squeamish on having him sit out that Rutgers game, eh?

 

[John Price]

"Harbaugh will miss home games against East Carolina, UNLV and Bowling Green before making his return to the sideline for Michigan's Big Ten opener Sept. 23 against Rutgers."

Oh my, how will they ever beat those 3 powerhouses without Coach Cheeseburger? Guess they were a bit squeamish on having him sit out that Rutgers game, eh?

Dude his original suspension was 4 games against the same nobodies

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

Lol Chinese Taipei crushed Japan.

 

[John Price]

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Also plenty of comments with people talking about the "instant" deaths

 

[John Price]

Jennie Finch is still hot today DAYYYUM GIRL

 

[John Price]

Like she has not aged

Still would.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

@John Price, start at 52 seconds and watch them recap the Terminator storyline in 5 minutes

 

[John Price]

When I get home

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Terminator 3 really sucked.

Arnold cracking jokes and shit.

 

[TheGreenTBer]

Terminator 3 really sucked.

Arnold cracking jokes and shit.

facts

 

[TheGreenTBer]

craving some Bojangles rn

@Sega Dreamcast or @Oogie Boogie can one of you hook a brother up plz kthx

 

[John Price]

craving some Bojangles rn

@Sega Dreamcast or @Oogie Boogie can one of you hook a brother up plz kthx

there's a bojangles a few miles from here !

 

[TheGreenTBer]

there's a bojangles a few miles from here !

plz send cajun fillet biscuit

or twelve

 

[John Price]

Did you know the Ravens have won 24 straight preseason games, it's not like the media hasn't mentioned this every time they play

plz send cajun fillet biscuit

or twelve

meh

i've been there like 10 times and never gotten a biscuit

i did get a cajun filet sandwich though. it was okay