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JJ Abrams, though. The state of this f***ing geek.

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But knowing Deputy Director Bullock is voiced by Patrick Stewart completely changes American Dad.

Every line he says is now enhanced by the fact they got Patrick Stewart to say some of this shit.

 
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Vince Offer - Wikipedia

Offer Shlomi (Hebrew: עופר שלומי; born April 25, 1964), better known as Vince Offer or Vince Shlomi, is an Israeli-American infomercial pitchman, director, writer, Offer owns, produces, and appears in television commercials for his products "ShamWow!", an absorbent towel; the "Slap Chop", a kitchen utensil; a lint roller called the "Schticky"; a liquid cleaner called "InVinceable"; and another kitchen utensil called "Crank Chop"
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It got better.... :sarcasm:

On February 7, 2009, Offer and a 26-year-old prostitute were both arrested in Miami Beach, Florida, after a physical altercation. The police report stated that the woman had bitten onto Offer's tongue and refused to let go, at which point Offer began beating her and left her with lacerations and fractures. Police later released photos of the bloodied Offer, hotel room, and the battered woman. Prosecutors later declined to file formal charges against either person. When Offer later spoke of the arrest, he stated, "It probably saved my life."
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In 2011, he was sued by his former personal assistant Jennifer Kosinski, who alleged that he stalked and emotionally abused her, forced her to be with him at all times, groped her, and offered her $20,000 for her to vacation with her family in exchange for her eggs.
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Legit never saw this infomercial until now but am lirl’ing.



“Vegetables for stir-fry.”

“Ohhh!!! Me so hungry!!”:laugh: :biglaugh: :biglaugh:

“Even ice for great margaritas…and the senioritas!!” :naughty:

Boys….I’m f***ing dead. :biglaugh: :biglaugh: :biglaugh:
 
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“This $200 food processor is too bulky?? Where do we put it??”

*Proceeds to toss the processor out of and subsequently smash a perfectly good, innocent window*

Something tells me dude still has some anger issues… :sarcasm: :sarcasm:
 
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MetalheadPenguinsFan said:
Legit never saw this infomercial until now but am lirl’ing.



“Vegetables for stir-fry.”

“Ohhh!!! Me so hungry!!”:laugh: :biglaugh: :biglaugh:

“Even ice for great margaritas…and the senioritas!!” :naughty:

Boys….I’m f***ing dead. :biglaugh: :biglaugh: :biglaugh:
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He toned down the sexually suggestive humor, to add some quasi-racist humor.

Then he says "We all know who makes this, right?" as he turns the box grater around and shows a single band-aid on it. Like what?

I thoroughly enjoyed the food processor through the window spot.
 
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