Useless Thread MDCCCLXVII: Battlebit Remastered Appreciation Thread

[Sega Dreamcast]

Then when I look for somewhere to go I don't get any f***ing reviews. Why can't I just go to the one that has 4.8* google reviews nearby? Or why not Costco?

"It's not in your network."

f*** the network

I need new lenses to be able to see again. And of course every time you get new lenses you need another eye test. Why do I have to waste 20-30 minutes of my important time with an eye test?

Dude, just buy glasses online.

ZenniOptical.com

The glasses I wear everyday are one of the cheapest pairs

 

[John Price]

Dude, just buy glasses online.

ZenniOptical.com

The glasses I wear everyday are one of the cheapest pairs

Will they give you prescription lenses too

How will they be able to determine my thick ass lenses

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Will they give you prescription lenses too

Yeah, you just tell them your prescription.

My glasses were around $30 total. $7 for the frame, $20ish bucks for the prescription lenses with anti-fingerprint coating.

 

[John Price]

Yeah, you just tell them your prescription.

My glasses were around $30 total. $7 for the frame, $20ish bucks for the prescription lenses with anti-fingerprint coating.

I don't f***ing know my prescription

After I get the eye test I'm just going to staple the prescription somewhere so or 6 years from that point I can order shit online.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

I have so many pairs from Zenni.

The real trick is to pick out a few frames you like, but don't get any extras/options, so they cost about $10-15 each.

Then, once you know which frames you like, go back and buy a pair with the special lenses and coatings, because that's where the cost really is.

 

[John Price]

I have so many pairs from Zenni.

The real trick is to pick out a bunch of frames you like, but don't get any options, so they cost about $10-15 each.

Then, once you know which frames you like, go back and buy a pair with all of the options.

Do the frames rust from sweat. The frames here are fine other than these groove marks which are from sweat acid. f***ing annoying having them jab into my face

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Do the frames rust from sweat. The frames here are fine other than these groove marks which are from sweat acid. f***ing annoying having them jab into my face

I haven't noticed that, but I only have one pair with metal arms, all my other pairs are plastic.

 

[John Price]

Just gonna allocate time in person to get prescription so I can also eat out for lunch that day

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

"I really think Tannehill is going to silence a lot of people this season, he’s a good QB"

Well I think he won't because he isn't.

 

[John Price]

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

"Dude literally carried a Titans offense that was all but pulling fans out of the stands to play WR and o-line, with no Derrick Henry for the majority of the season, to a one seed in 2020"

What the shit, the Titans were a #1 seed in 2021, not 2020.

And they lost, so that means f*** all.

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

Tannehill is okay. He is not all elite but he isn't awful either.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Tannehill's best season was 2020, where he threw for 3800 yards with 33 TD and 7 Int.

By sheer coincidence, that was the same season where Derrick Henry ran for 2027 yards and won Offensive Player of the Year.

 

[John Price]

WWE sucks but to be honest AEW isn't much better. the whole concept of wrestling is stupid anyway.

Wow, you didn't really hit him or her. She's just playing unconscious as a "sell".

"He really sold that hit"

and yes I understand why you can't physically hurt them or have it all roman gladiator style but still it's so stupid. Fake punches that don't land contact, "sells", and just, the whole thing is so fake

That said I'm still enteratined by anything attitude era but without JR selling anything it's hard to take WWE or any wrestling seriously. 'BAH GAWD ALMIGHTY. HE'S BROKEN IN HALF. YOU VILE TRIPLE H. YOU VILE. SADISTIC. BAH GAWD"

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Tannehill is okay. He is not all elite but he isn't awful either.

He's average.

He's also thirty-f***ing-four, so maybe it's time to give up on him instead of making dumbass predictions like "he's going to silence a lot of people this season".

 

[John Price]

Even with all the fake grandstanding and sells WWE would be watchable today if JR was still doing commentary and this happened.

 

[John Price]

you are trying to get me to watch a watered down WWE without Vince as a main heel, JR on the mic, or any discernible starpower

pass

if you told teenager me in the 90's that WWE was fake BUT had JR on the mic I would have watched immediately. I didn't know that someone like JR existed back then who could hype up a match and show that kind of emotion

 

[John Price]

If you also told 1990's me that people like Macho Man existed who would talk shit in pre-game interviews I would have watched. The actual match itself is fake and looks cheesy as f***, but the promos are fire.

"Hard times daddy"

Even with promos WWE to me was always crap and I knew from Sam Roberts and O&A about the shiek for years when he would come on and talk shit lol

gotta re-look up the old shiek WNEW reads. "TO ALL MY IRANIAN FRIENDS HASSAM HALAL HABIBI"

and Ant making jokes lol

 

[John Price]

1990-1998 was boring as f***, just sat incide after school all day reading books, and studying. When I did go outside and touch grass it was usually at the rec center. Everyone else playing basketball and I'm like let me get this Captain America arcade game here, Simpsons arcade boy

at least we had Batman TAS and Spiderman and Animaniacs

1998 was wild though when Pokemon hit America it was madness

I never owned a gameboy either lol I just played on PC. That sucked.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Even with all the fake grandstanding and sells WWE would be watchable today if JR was still doing commentary and this happened.

Wrong

 

[John Price]

Wrong

he would have made even reigns vs usos watchable

BAH GAWD THE STREAK IS OVER

ROMAN GOES DOWN! ROMAN GOES DOWN!

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

he would have made even reigns vs usos watchable

BAH GAWD THE STREAK IS OVER

ROMAN GOES DOWN! ROMAN GOES DOWN!

Have JR give that same exact reaction to Cody losing the main event at Mania. Really makes you want to..... watch Raw?

JR's commentary can't fix them being dipshits and booking the main event of Mania to merely be another stop on the storyline.

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]