Useless Thread MDCCCLXVI Iron Sheik Dedication Thread

[John Price]

In reality when I come home asking for food

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

I use the timers when cooking but Google loves to ignore timers, pretend none are set or refuse to set them until you kindly ask it 5 f***ing times. Then of course the timer is blaring loud on the lowest volume

By timers, I meant schedules.

And I guess it's not Google doing the scheduling, considering I did it all through the TP-Link app.

 

[John Price]

I can't play BBR today I have to leave at 3

Partner with @Oogie Boogie to wreck those roblox worlds!!

 

[Oogie Boogie]

I'm working!

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

I use the timers when cooking but Google loves to ignore timers, pretend none are set or refuse to set them until you kindly ask it 5 f***ing times. Then of course the timer is blaring loud on the lowest volume

That reminds me of when I bought a Huawai Watch 2 many years ago.

On the day I got it, I put some food in the oven, started a timer on my new watch, and started watching TV or something.

Eventually notice a burning smell, look down at my watch, the alarm had been going off for nearly 10 minutes, but the watch was making no noise or vibration.

Despite it having an IP-68 rating, my best guess is that I wore the watch into the shower and water somehow got into the watch, rendering it a broken piece of shit that I returned to Amazon.

 

[PanthersPens62]

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God are those people morons. Newsflash....fireworks are noisy if you are on the main concourse as well. Idiots.

 

[John Price]

I'm working!

Squad up with Sega tonight or this afternoon then

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

We'll see if I play tonight.

Not all of us have a permanently open schedule

 

[John Price]

We'll see if I play tonight.

Not all of us have a permanently open schedule

have fun watching vanderpump

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

have fun watching vanderpump

Thankfully the fiancee has stopped binging it

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

305

 

[John Price]

 

[PanthersPens62]

have fun watching vanderpump

The season is over. Attention now turned to OC Housewives.

 

[John Price]

The season is over. Attention now turned to OC Housewives.

You know there's probably a real housewives of Miami

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

I'm not going to lie it would be nice to have a woman to cook for me

I ain't cooking I'm posting lol.

Be like bitch. These these Rachel ray cookbooks. Get crackin.

Strong independent woman my ass

Translation: I just want a woman because I can't cook..

 

[PanthersPens62]

Preach El P........Preach!!!

You know there's probably a real housewives of Miami

There is but I don't watch it

 

[John Price]

Nosedive, they just prayin' that I crash
Those guys, they don't wanna see you last
They'll jack up three million dollars up on your tax
A tub full of money, I still can't relax

Preach El P........Preach!!!


There is but I don't watch it

It's from Miami.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

The season is over. Attention now turned to OC Housewives.

Turn in your man-card right the f*** now Bubba.

Only bitches and purse-wearing jabronis watch that fake reality shit.

 

[John Price]

You can best believe that he's a macho man
He likes to be the leader, he never dresses grand
Hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey

Macho man, yeah
I've got to be a macho man

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

And since Hulk had a reality show...f*** THE HULK HOGAN fits here nicely

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Like Eminem once said "I don't rap to get the women....f*** bitches. Give me a fat slut that cooks and does dishes."

@John Price

 

[PanthersPens62]

And since Hulk had a reality show...f*** THE HULK HOGAN fits here nicely

And I watched "Hogan Knows Best" religiously as well!

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Got this album for Christmas in '99

Thanks Uncle Victor

And I watched "Hogan Knows Best" religiously as well!

Why does this not surprise my high ass one bit??

 

[John Price]

And I watched "Hogan Knows Best" religiously as well!

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