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[John Price]

@PanthersPens62 consider me a big "golf" fan...

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Imagine going from coaching Patrick Mahomes to Carson Wentz Taylor Heineke Jacoby Brissett Sam Howell.

More like Sam Who-ell

 

[John Price]

Imagine going from coaching Patrick Mahomes to Carson Wentz Taylor Heineke Jacoby Brissett Sam Howell.

More like Sam Who-ell

and they'd still finish better than the Detroit LoLions

 

[John Price]

Lions fans of all fanbases talking crap

when that old Ford still around

nobody is saying the commanders are elite but the Lions may be the one franchise worse than them in the last 20 years lol

yinz fired Jim Caldwell who was the best thing you had going in years for a failed belichick protege

 

[John Price]

Bored

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

and they'd still finish better than the Detroit LoLions

Then put your money where your mouth is, clown

 

[Oogie Boogie]

Bored

Play some BBR

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

yinz fired Jim Caldwell who was the best thing you had going in years for a failed belichick protege

Caldwell was a good coach, but it was quite obvious that the team wasn't going much further with him. He could win against non-playoff teams, but would constantly get humiliated by any formidable opponent.

Yes, Fatricia was a mistake. Not just a shitty coach, but also an asshole that people didn't want to play for.

 

[John Price]

terra club with all you can eat and drink home plate seats 400 dollars

like, why

this is how class warfare starts boys.

Play some BBR

I literally cannot play today.

Caldwell was a good coach, but it was quite obvious that the team wasn't going much further with him. He could win against non-playoff teams, but would constantly get humiliated by any formidable opponent.

Yes, Fatricia was a mistake. Not just a shitty coach, but also an asshole that people didn't want to play for.

i'm surprised he reconciled with slay in philly. slay infamously demanded to leave because patricia forced him out, so slay was dealt to philly. then matt patricia ends up leaving NE to coach the Eagles lol

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

The Lions 2014 playoff loss to the Cowboys is exactly why Jim Caldwell was a good-but-not-good-enough coach.

After 3 and a half competitive quarters, the Lions get one bad call against them. How does the team react? They get overly emotional, lose their focus, and essentially hand the game to the Cowboys by completely collapsing.

They reacted like that call decided the game, despite the game still being winnable. That kind of meltdown falls on the coach's shoulders because how the f*** do you just stand there and watch it happen.

 

[John Price]

f***ing google nest or whatever the audio device is is so f***ING loud even at lowest volume

set 3 minute timer for my ramen

time's up

BOOP BOOP BOOP

stop google

nothing happens

STOP

nothing happens

STOP STOP

STOP

STOP

STOPPPPPPPPP

finally stops

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

One of the worst websites ever created

A f***ing MEN!!!!

All it was...was an overglorified pre-Facebook status updater

No I don't need to read that you are in the ER constipated at 3:18AM

Or read you whining about your kids at 5:51PM

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

f***ing google nest or whatever the audio device is is so f***ING loud even at lowest volume

set 3 minute timer for my ramen

time's up

BOOP BOOP BOOP

stop google

nothing happens

STOP

nothing happens

STOP STOP

STOP

STOP

STOPPPPPPPPP

finally stops

I say "Hey Google, turn desk charger off."

Google Home replies with "Okay, turning desk charger off."

Don't reply to me, just shut up and do it.

I have no idea how to change this setting. One speaker always does it, one speaker never does it.

 

[John Price]

I say "Hey Google, turn desk charger off."

Google Home replies with "Okay, turning desk charger off."

Don't reply to me, just shut up and do it.

By the way, do you want to know the air quality for today?

love (hate) how they try to ask additional questions

"if you want to know what else I can do, just say google, what else can you do"

idon't f***ing care

Also I'm pleasantly surprised you have one of those machines especially with your known dislike of technology / websites / social media

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

f*** you imbeciles working at Pita Factory today.

In what universe does “RARE” steak in my pita that I asked for mean “the steak is cooked f***ing black and tastes burnt to shit???!! Hmm???”

Brainless f***ing twatnozzles!!!

 

[John Price]

i figured you as the dude who would be like "f*** that google thing it's spying on my conversations!"

f*** you imbeciles working at Pita Factory today.

In what universe does “RARE” steak in my pita that I asked for mean “the steak is cooked f***ing black and tastes burnt to shit???!! Hmm???”

Brainless f***ing twatnozzles!!!

didn't know you were allowed to leave the house. doesn't the woman cook lunch for you

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

didn't know you were allowed to leave the house. doesn't the woman cook lunch for you

She’s working from home.

And I got the pitas on Skip the Dish.

One for each of us f*** you very much.

 

[John Price]

Don't put too many onions in the sauce.

Probably quote that like the chickens nice and juicy @Sega Dreamcast

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Plus its way too f***ing hot to cook

 

[John Price]

I'm not going to lie it would be nice to have a woman to cook for me

I ain't cooking I'm posting lol.

Be like bitch. These these Rachel ray cookbooks. Get crackin.

Strong independent woman my ass

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Also I'm pleasantly surprised you have one of those machines especially with your known dislike of technology / websites / social media

Well, I already have an Android phone, so having Google Home doesn't make that much of a difference.

I mostly wanted it so I could put stuff on timers. Never have to worry about my outdoor lights, because Google turns them on 15 minutes before sunset and off after sunrise.

 

[TheGreenTBer]

I'm not going to lie it would be nice to have a woman to cook for me

I ain't cooking I'm posting lol.

Be like bitch. These these Rachel ray cookbooks. Get crackin.

Strong independent woman my ass

With opinions like that I'm definitely shocked you're single

 

[John Price]

That said one of the f***ing instagram that was spammed earlier had a woman punching a boxing bag then the man become the chef and maid of the house lol

Haha sexism

Well, I already have an Android phone, so having Google Home doesn't make that much of a difference.

I mostly wanted it so I could put stuff on timers. Never have to fiddle with my outdoor lights, because Google turns them on 15 minutes before sunset.

I use the timers when cooking but Google loves to ignore timers, pretend none are set or refuse to set them until you kindly ask it 5 f***ing times. Then of course the timer is blaring loud on the lowest volume