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[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Legendary SCSA moment.

 

[John Price]

Higher Society glass

St. Catherine

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Seriously though...why hasn't the guy who would throw Stone Cold his beers at ringside been inducted into the WWE HOF yet???

Dude's pitching arm was legendary.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Higher Society glass

St. Catherine

St. Catherine's is in Ontario...yes.

 

[John Price]

St. Catherine's is in Ontario...yes.

Lol

Why many South Koreans just found themselves a year or two younger Here's why a lot of South Koreans suddenly just found themselves a year or two younger

 

[Oogie Boogie]

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Why many South Koreans just found themselves a year or two younger Here's why a lot of South Koreans suddenly just found themselves a year or two younger

OK……and who the hell cares???

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Why many South Koreans just found themselves a year or two younger Here's why a lot of South Koreans suddenly just found themselves a year or two younger

"The most popular way has long been referred to as "Korean age." In that system, a baby is considered one year old the second it is born – an effort to take into account a life that began in the womb. Under that system, on January 1, everyone in the country turns another year older.

As an example, if a child is born in December, just one month later the infant would be considered two years old, according to their "Korean age.""

That's so stupid that I can only assume Zack Snyder had something to do with it.

 

[John Price]

Jabroni Kempski doing his unfunny "10 reasons why [NFC East] team will suck"

I always find it hilarious what he'll say for a team that literally won the NFC. "10 REASONS WHY THE EAGLES WILL BE A DUMPSTER FIRE. UM...THAT GUY WAS SUPPOSED TO BE DRAFTED 1 AND WENT 10. LOL AT HIM FOR FALLING."

How much you want to bet he brings up character issues for him, or the team, even though it's not a problem

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Jabroni Kempski doing his unfunny "10 reasons why [NFC East] team will suck"

I always find it hilarious what he'll say for a team that literally won the NFC. "10 REASONS WHY THE EAGLES WILL BE A DUMPSTER FIRE. UM...THAT GUY WAS SUPPOSED TO BE DRAFTED 1 AND WENT 10. LOL AT HIM FOR FALLING."

How much you want to bet he brings up character issues for him, or the team, even though it's not a problem

"It's supposed to be tongue in cheek, some of his points are obviously jokes."

If the audience is confused at the point you're trying to get across, maybe you're a bad writer.

 

[John Price]

"It's supposed to be tongue in cheek, some of his points are obviously jokes."

If the audience is confused at the point you're trying to get across, maybe you're a bad writer.

The problem is urinating tree and other assholes think their haters guide to the NHL / MLB / NFL (and magary's schtick) are hilarious, they're not remoltely funny

bashing a team for being bad is either 1) "punching down" 2) easy fodder for unhinged rants which drive clicks 3) pointless if the team is good

"Why the Chiefs are going to suck this year"

What possible reason could you give for that? Seriously? I might actually click one of those hack Magary's articles to see why he thinks a team that regularly wins 12 or more games is going to suck.

 

[John Price]

And then the f***ing echo chamber in the comments dapping his cringe "journalism"

"IT'S JUST OPINION IT'S NOT MEANT TO BE SERIOUS"

"IT'S SATIRE"

What is being satired? How is that funny?

Lol, your team can't draft correctly and has a bad owner. So funny. So satire. Even if it is satire the excuses are old af. It'd be like repeatedly harping on Rutherford, Sullivan, Crosby, Malkin and Jarry. Get some new material.

"This from the guy who just trolls by posting pictures of penguins losing."

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

I agree, those articles are lame.

It's really easy to make a bunch of wacky predictions that you'll conveniently forget about unless you were right.

 

[John Price]

I agree, those articles are lame.

It's really easy to make a bunch of wacky predictions that you'll conveniently forget about unless you were right.

at least kempski only does it for NFC E teams so you can ignore them after a week

magary does like 32 days of that shit

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

I go back and forth with UrinatingTree, but at least his haters guide videos have some worthwhile information when he recaps off-season moves and such.

It's not possible for someone to stay up-to-date on all 32 teams, so a 20-30 minute off-season recap isn't the worst idea.

Kinda like his weekly recaps, there is some useful information, even if he can be grating and unfunny.

 

[John Price]

UrinatingTree openly admits on message boards his material is shitty and awful

Then make it better

This mass produced low brow content is why internet sucks. If you want to go viral do a tik tok dance. Don't roast sports teams and organizations. Wow, the Lions lose again. The Lions go 0-10! HAHA mock them!

He probably has some video "why the habs suck" in his "haters guide to the NHL"

"lol they set records for futility"

yeah they drafted juraj though

"LOL THIS TEAM IS SO BAD WITHOUT PRICE WTF"

well yeah

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

It's the contrived "I need to think up 10 nitpicks about every team" that gets very tiring very quickly.

You're not writing because you have something to say.

You're just writing whatever shit comes in your head to fulfill a self-imposed quota, which is one of the worst ways to produce quality writing.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

UrinatingTree openly admits on message boards his material is shitty and awful

Then make it better

Well, he has no reason to improve if people are going to watch regardless.

If it's so easy, why hasn't someone created their own channel that's better?

I imagine it's a lot of work to watch all the games and then write, record, edit, and produce a 15-20 minute video every week.

 

[John Price]

It's the contrived "I need to think up 10 nitpicks about every team" that gets very tiring very quickly.

You're not writing because you have something to say.

You're just writing whatever shit comes in your head to fulfill a self-imposed quota, which is one of the worst ways to produce quality writing.

They're often repeated every year especially for franchises that routinely miss the playoffs.

Haters guide to Arizona

"you suck get a stadium"

Wow how original

It's the contrived "I need to think up 10 nitpicks about every team" that gets very tiring very quickly.

You're not writing because you have something to say.

You're just writing whatever shit comes in your head to fulfill a self-imposed quota, which is one of the worst ways to produce quality writing.

He'll really have to reach for teams that routinely make the playoffs or win titles. Wow, haters guide to Vegas. Those Stanley cup champs Vegas. What could he possibly have to hate on?

Well, he has no reason to improve if people are going to watch regardless.

If it's so easy, why hasn't someone created their own channel that's better?

I imagine it's a lot of work to watch all the games and then write, record, edit, and produce a 15-20 minute video every week.

Sadly he's appealing to the lowest denominator like those real housewives show with paw paw Harry Hamlin

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Barry McCockiner > Urinating Tree

They're just videos on youtube, I don't put too much thought into them.

 

[John Price]

Speaking of which I was on the train doing my research on this vanderpump shit how do people watch that crap and real Beverly hills housewives of Miami

And you thought the contestants on food stars were bad

This stassi seems like a real bitch

But she is hot.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Tree's gimmick is that he gets angry and yells.

Barry's gimmick is making a reference to something and then saying "No offense to [person]".

Example: "He read him like a book. No offense to Floyd Mayweather."

 

[John Price]

I could at least defend you watching apprentice

Real housewives and vanderpump and total divas literally do not have a coherent plot

It's all scripted contrived drama

No contest, no elimination, just bitches barking at each other as censors bleep out their whole profanity laced diatribe. At least on the ramsay shows they're disagreeing about food or kitchen tasks.

BITCH RUINING MY CAR DRIVE TO PICK UP MAH KID MOTHER f*** THIS SHIT f***



AND I'm like

Tree's gimmick is that he gets angry and yells.

Barry's gimmick is making a reference to something and then saying "No offense to [person]".

Example: "He read him like a book. No offense to Floyd Mayweather."

That angry video game nerd has that shtick too it's not funny

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Speaking of which I was on the train doing my research on this vanderpump shit how do people watch that crap and real Beverly hills housewives of Miami

And you thought the contestants on food stars were bad

This stassi seems like a real bitch

But she is hot.

Food Stars is supposed to be a legit competition.

There's no point to the Real Housewives shit other than manufacturing drama and controversy for views. (And giving money to people who are already obscenely rich and have absolutely nothing in common with the average viewer.)

 

[John Price]

First thing I hear out of her mouth

"and you banged my ex boyfriend"



The rock shut up bitch