Useless Thread MDCCCLXIX: Elvis Presley Appreciation Thread

[John Price]

you have also shit on every marvel movie since infinity war which is kind of fair but comeo n, there's a few solid gems in there

everyone thought black widow was mid but shang chi was pretty decent as was quantumania (yes I went there) and Wakanda Forever and GOTG 3

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

can i trust your judgment ?

I don't give a shit what you think.

 

[John Price]

Oh my god, those are not examples of editing, you buffoon

then what are you talking about? it was a good movie. i'm not seeing what you're nitpicking about here.

I don't give a shit what you think.

you think most gunn movies after gotg1 are stale and nostalgia filled crapfests so yeah it doesn't matter what you think

the only thing you were right on Elvis on was that it was a bit long

but didn't you see endgame. was that too long for you too.

 

[John Price]

elvis acted beautifully
story was coherent and told his tale
good acting throughout

"it's edited like a trailer"

wat

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

then what are you talking about? it was a good movie. i'm not seeing what you're nitpicking about here.

What, do you want me to watch a movie I didn't enjoy again so I can articulate exactly why I didn't like it?

Baz Luhrmann's "Elvis" Is So Stupid, It Almost Feels Like Parody

The highly anticipated biopic, which debuted at Cannes this week, feels a little too "Walk Hard"

www.insidehook.com

"This movie is really bad, and the critic was too kind giving it 1 and a half stars!"

‘Elvis’ Review: Austin Butler Is Electrifying in an Otherwise Boring, Overstuffed Biopic

Baz Luhrmann's gaudy 'Elvis' is a shapeless blur of a musical biopic

"There may be a great movie hiding in Elvis, but it's buried under an awful lot of visual clutter."

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

elvis acted beautifully
story was coherent and told his tale
good acting throughout

"it's edited like a trailer"

wat

Listen dickhead, I'm not giving you shit for liking it, so stop giving me shit for not liking it.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

you think most gunn movies after gotg1 are stale and nostalgia filled crapfests so yeah it doesn't matter what you think

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the only thing you were right on Elvis on was that it was a bit long

but didn't you see endgame. was that too long for you too.

Logan Paul is your avatar. I rest my case.

Now go to bed, grandpa, so you can accomplish nothing tomorrow, too.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

yes Elvis is long but that's why you don't see it in theaters

I had to pause like 3 times to piss throughout

last time I had to hold my urine in during a film was one of those marvel movies, like Quantumania. I was drinking soda throughout and had to go but I couldn't miss the movie lol

“Hold my urine in”

Get a load of this f***in’ dork. Seriously. Who talks like this??

Just say “ had to take a piss” like a normal person or “urinate” if you are still pretending to be all refined and grown up.

 

[John Price]

It wasn't as bad as you said and most people liked it. Oh well.

“Hold my urine in”

Get a load of this f***in’ dork. Seriously. Who talks like this??

Just say “ had to take a piss” like a normal person or “urinate” if you are still pretending to be all refined and grown up.

Did the woman restore your Internet posting privileges where the f*** have you been All week

What, do you want me to watch a movie I didn't enjoy again so I can articulate exactly why I didn't like it?

Baz Luhrmann's "Elvis" Is So Stupid, It Almost Feels Like Parody

The highly anticipated biopic, which debuted at Cannes this week, feels a little too "Walk Hard"

www.insidehook.com

"This movie is really bad, and the critic was too kind giving it 1 and a half stars!"

‘Elvis’ Review: Austin Butler Is Electrifying in an Otherwise Boring, Overstuffed Biopic

Baz Luhrmann's gaudy 'Elvis' is a shapeless blur of a musical biopic

"There may be a great movie hiding in Elvis, but it's buried under an awful lot of visual clutter."

And it was still nominated for best picture and received positive Acclaim on rotten tomatoes.

 

[John Price]

Love how all this Elvis talk starts just because I watched the Ric flair Tron on YouTube

Ric flair - Elvis - thus spake zalustra intro - American trilogy - movies



It All comes down to slick Ric

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Which of those jagoff Paul brothers has the PRIME energy drink that just got banned here in Canada for being 20 mg. over our f***ing REDACTED stupid “maximum FDA caffeine limit of 180 mg. allowed per energy drink” thingie??

The wrestling douche right???

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

And it was still nominated for best picture and received positive Acclaim on rotten tomatoes.

Good for them, I'm glad they enjoyed it.

I strongly disagree.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Did the woman restore your Internet posting privileges where the f*** have you been All week

Some of us have lives and actually have to go outside and touch grass because we have shit to do.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

YMS gave Elvis a 2/10, lirl

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Now I myself have a major major caffeine dependancy problem, drink energy drinks, and (as you would expect) yes…definitely think our typical oversensitive bitch Canadian government banning an energy drink here over a measly 20mg. of caffeine per can is a f***ing joke.

BUT……

The fact that said energy drink is affiliated with those goofdouche Paul Brothers makes it worth it.

Almost.

Like I said to the Mrs. the other day…”it couldn’t have happened to a better loser’s beverage.”

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Listen dickhead, I'm not giving you shit for liking it, so stop giving me shit for not liking it.

I guess you could say he’s trying to get you….



All shook up.

Uh-huh-huh

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

But yeah…Elvis didn’t even need a Hollywood biopic IMO.

 

[PanthersPens62]

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You must have the Rangers feed because that is neither Kelly nor Jess.

 

[PanthersPens62]

@MetalheadPenguinsFan You just know Mr. Price wishes his plushies would talk to him just like this one talks!

 

[John Price]

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

But yeah…Elvis didn’t even need a Hollywood biopic IMO.

One could theorize that if the story is already well-known, then the movie would have to be excessively flashy, grandiose, and frenetic to make up for a predictable storyline.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

I guess you could say he’s trying to get you….



All shook up.

Uh-huh-huh

God damn it

 

[John Price]

Xbox controller keeps disconnecting on PC

 

[John Price]

Been stuck like this for 5 minutes. How long does it take to update a controller?

 

[John Price]