Useless Thread MDCCCLXIX: Elvis Presley Appreciation Thread

[John Price]

gonna lie down and watch Elvis (2022)

 

[John Price]

putting on 4 baseball games at once and marlins pregame live is on one of them

is KELLY SACO DOING PREGAME

WHO IS TAHT

IS THAT JESSICA BLAYLOCK

watching 4 baseball games and Elvis (2022)

 

[John Price]

 

[Oogie Boogie]

 

[John Price]

Elvis is a good movie.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

I know the most about computers here

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Elvis is a good movie.

It felt like a 2 hour trailer.

 

[John Price]

Snowman

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

I really hate how Letterboxd is supposed to be "better" than IMDb, yet it's the same shit as Steam reviews, where the majority of people can't just write normal reviews because they're trying way too hard to be funny.

I lay some blame on their system constantly pushing popular reviews. Popularity definitely does not indicate quality.

 

[TheGreenTBer]

1. Wants to learn something and lets it be known.
2. Talks about said thing without putting in any effort.
3. Complains about how said thing is hard while starting to make minimal efforts.
4. Starts getting a grip and progressing.
5. Hits a wall and start complaining again about how things are difficult.
6. Calls said thing stupid and copes by spamming off-topic stuff to relax.
7. Randomly start shitting on math and call them stupid and useless <<< YOU ARE HERE
8. Tries to get focus back and learn a little more.
9. Hits the same wall again.
10. Whine about random other stuff and links them to the reason progress is impossible.
11. Gives up

Lirl

 

[John Price]

I'm really not seeing what you don't like about Elvis it's a fantastic movie

You're complaining about the wrong things, the Doja Cat in the movie is weird but that's it

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Third is Larryfisherman

I don't care what my ranking is, but this is just disrespectful.

He definitely knows more than I do.

 

[John Price]

"Elvis is a two hour trailer"

For what, his biography?

His biopic takes up 2.5 hours. It's not a trailer for anything lol

 

[John Price]

I'm not sure your opinion can be trusted you couldn't even stop windows from updating by itself a few days ago

"they hid it from us precious"

the options is in settings hoss

 

[John Price]

yes Elvis is long but that's why you don't see it in theaters

I had to pause like 3 times to piss throughout

last time I had to hold my urine in during a film was one of those marvel movies, like Quantumania. I was drinking soda throughout and had to go but I couldn't miss the movie lol

 

[John Price]

i should probably listen to more le sserafim i don't really like them

 

[John Price]

watching Korean TV

 

[Oogie Boogie]

I liked Elvis.

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

I'm really not seeing what you don't like about Elvis it's a fantastic movie

It's been a while since I saw it, but I didn't like it.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

I'm not sure your opinion can be trusted you couldn't even stop windows from updating by itself a few days ago

"they hid it from us precious"

the options is in settings hoss

You don't know what you're talking about

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

"Elvis is a two hour trailer"

For what, his biography?

His biopic takes up 2.5 hours. It's not a trailer for anything lol

Reading comprehension 0/10.

I never said it was a trailer, I said that "It felt like a 2 hour trailer" because I thought the frantic editing was awful and made the film worse.

Much like casting Tom Hanks for that role.

 

[John Price]

Reading comprehension 0/10.

I never said it was a trailer, I said that "It felt like a 2 hour trailer" because I thought the frantic editing was awful and made the film worse.

Much like casting Tom Hanks for that role.

what frantic editing. they had a few time jumps but that was to set backstory. it's not like man of steel with random pointless flashbacks

It's been a while since I saw it, but I didn't like it.

you also did not like justice league and james gunn's suicide squad, which were both solid films

can i trust your judgment ?

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

what frantic editing. they had a few time jumps but that was to set backstory. it's not like man of steel with random pointless flashbacks

Oh my god, those are not examples of editing, you buffoon