Useless Thread MDCCCLXII Kyle Sielaff Appreciation/5 Hour Sporting Event Depreciation Thread

[John Price]

Go on, explain good company culture to all of us working folks

for one, having a break room that isn't set to ATN constantly would be a good start

 

[PanthersPens62]

for one, having a break room that isn't set to ATN constantly would be a good start

Obviously, plenty of people still watch RAW or it would not be on the air.

There were fans at the PGA Championship shouting "Lets Go Brandon". I assume they were there supporting the LIV players.

 

[John Price]

Joshua Jordan Harris (born December 1964) is an American private equity investor, sports team owner, and philanthropist. He grew up in the Washington metropolitan area and earned a degree in economics from the Wharton School in 1986. He worked for the former investment bank Drexel Burnham Lambert before leaving to earn an MBA from Harvard Business School. Upon graduation in 1990, Harris co-founded the private equity firm Apollo Global Management with former Drexel co-workers Leon Black and Marc Rowan and led its day-to-day operations until leaving in 2022 to focus on sports management. His net worth was estimated in May 2023 to be between US$5.9–7.6 billion.

 

[John Price]

 

[PanthersPens62]

Koepka's younger brother, Chase, is also a professional golfer.[45] The two brothers played as partners in the 2019 Zurich Classic of New Orleans on the PGA Tour, the only Tour event using a team format.[46]

His great uncle is Major League Baseball player Dick Groat.[47]

Koepka was previously in a relationship with professional soccer player Becky Edwards.[48]

On April 1, 2021, Koepka announced his engagement to actress Jena Sims.[49] They were married on June 4, 2022, in the Turks and Caicos.[citation needed] In May 2023, Koepka and Sims announced they were expecting their first child together, a son.[50]

Koepka appeared in Episode 2 of the sports documentary series Full Swing, which premiered on Netflix on February 15, 2023.[51]

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

$10m in GTA Online money

Can't really think of anything to buy, lirl

 

[John Price]

$10m in GTA Online money

Can't really think of anything to buy, lirl

Why are you wasting your time with that shit

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Why are you wasting your time with that shit

number go up

 

[John Price]

number go up

Are you also getting booted from diamond casino heists because of low level

Look at you playing gta and not rp

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Are you also getting booted from diamond casino heists because of low level

Look at you playing gta and not rp

No, but they're doing a promo where auto shop missions are 3x cash, so this one mini-heist gives you 810k in about 30 minutes.

However, it's like the dog chasing the car, now I have a shitload of money and don't really want to play anymore

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

GTA is all good and fun until you stop and think about what you're doing and realize that you're not having fun.

I'm grinding for money to do what, exactly? Buy some shit then grind for more money?

Well, that doesn't sound like fun. In fact, this entire game sounds repetitive with no end.

 

[John Price]

A boy is born in hard time Mississippi
Surrounded by four walls that ain't so pretty
His parents give him love and affection
To keep him strong, moving in the right direction
Living just enough, just enough for the city

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Ngl, no scoreboard and max bet of 5k takes all of the wind out of my sportsbook sails.

What is the logic behind having a max bet? Is someone going to break the fictional bank at this fictional casino and win all of the fictional money?

Well there aren't even leaderboards, so it's not like someone winning too much fictional money even matters in the slightest.

Can't even just show off my vCash anymore, no, we have to hide it like other people will get jealous and jump us.

Or hide it because peasants might be sad that they are poor.

It's stupid.

I miss seeing how much more "ballin" I am than others.

#FlashDatVCash
#VBallaHolla

 

[John Price]

GTA is all good and fun until you stop and think about what you're doing and realize that you're not having fun.

I'm grinding for money to do what, exactly? Buy some shit then grind for more money? Well, that doesn't sound like fun.

At least you should be commended for playing a modern game I guess... Even though it's over 10 years old at this point

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Very big, and important plans tonight--stay tuned!

VIP sale at Build-A-Bear??

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

f*** I have not heard this song in 24 years

Enough bs.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Doom Eternal on sale for $10

 

[John Price]

@Paul Simonon do you like that song?

Doom Eternal on sale for $10

Meh

 

[John Price]

Lol tin cup

 

[John Price]

Ain't nobody respect good music anymore.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Meh

lirl, probably too hard for you

 

[John Price]

lirl, probably too hard for you

I grew out of doom after 1

 

[John Price]

Artosis

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

18MB/s, yet still an hour left on the download for Doom, ugh