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And don’t feed us that bullshit about Otterbox phone cases being “too expensive” either… @John Price

If you can afford to go to Craps games, buy a bunch more plushie bullshit, and have frozen puke-in-a-cup from Rita’s Shit Shack….you can afford to buy an Otterbox.
 
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Ix be like….


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MetalheadPenguinsFan said:
Speaking about embarassing disappointments….

Pens last night against the Shithawks:


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For the 1st time since Mike Lange retired I listened to the Pens radio feed. Holy cow, the 2-9er, Phil Borque was beside himself the whole game. He could not get over how uninspired the Pens looked all game and was actually outwardly angry about it. I could not tell if he was blaming the players or Sully but it was really jarring. The Pens still have a slim shot at getting in, though, as a win over CBJ with an Isles loss tonight will get it done. Short of that, Sully must go. You can't look like that at home against a team supposedly tanking for Bedard. :help:
 
Mantis said:
I dont think I have ever ordered fast food fish anything.

Actually subway tuna I order sometimes but never like a Mcdonalds Filet O fish or nasty shit like that.
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That’s because you and I both have brains my dude.

We’re smart enough to know that that dirty-ass mutated river-chicken “fish” shit is unfit for (most)* human beings to consume. Not that you should want to eat that shit anyways. :help:

Seriously. That shit is borderline fatal food poisoning on a sesame-seed-bullshit-bun-waiting to happen is what that shit is.

*most because there are indeed freaks out there like @John Price that eat that f***ing garbage and are seemingly A-OK afterwards. Although as to whether or not these test-examples are actual human beings themselves is still under determination at this time….
 
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For the 1st time since Mike Lange retired I listened to the Pens radio feed. Holy cow, the 2-9er, Phil Borque was beside himself the whole game. He could not get over how uninspired the Pens looked all game and was actually outwardly angry about it. I could not tell if he was blaming the players or Sully but it was really jarring. The Pens still have a slim shot at getting in, though, as a win over CBJ with an Isles loss tonight will get it done. Short of that, Sully must go. You can't look like that at home against a team supposedly tanking for Bedard. :help:
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As I said half-jokingly in last night’s Pens board GDT….

“In a last ditch effort to save Fan Appreciation Night, suddenly a wild FSG appears and Hexy and Sully are both served their f***ing walking papers at centre ice!!!”

Followed by…..

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Seriously though…Give Hex-ivan the Vic Rattlehead treatment already FFS!!! The one a young Dave Mustaine sung about here??

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I even rewrote the lyrics for that specific melody/riff part of the song, and Sulllvan-ized them!!! :laugh:

*ahem* :)

Remove your head from up your ass
Choked away.
Our hopes for 6 straight playoff years!!!!!
You've truly overstayed.

Truly lost expression,
Deer in headlights-look, your eyes.
So goodbye Dipshit, thanks for Cups
But we've sick of all your lies.....
 
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