Useless Thread MDCCCLVIII : VKM Depreciation Thread

[John Price]

sexy time is unbeatable on gta iv

stupid ass mission

 

[Kairi Zaide]

taxi driver

 

[Hammettf2b]

This rice is bland

sticky rice is best rice

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

It took me becoming a parent before I finally let that shit go.

It's just not worth it.

Word.

Hope you feel better, man

 

[PanthersPens62]

Best of luck and thanks for putting The Lady Canes on the map, Cavinders!

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Fyre Fest II announced.



Don't give the criminal your money, it's so simple

 

[Mantis]

Fyre Fest II announced.



Don't give the criminal your money, it's so simple

But then you can’t say that you were there bro

sexy time is unbeatable on gta iv

stupid ass mission

Wana do Fire Giant after Bruins capitals game? Is Tom Wilson gona spend the whole game trying to injure people at the very end of the season?

 

[John Price]

But then you can’t say that you were there bro


Wana do Fire Giant after Bruins capitals game? Is Tom Wilson gona spend the whole game trying to injure people at the very end of the season?

I can't stay up that late!

 

[Mantis]

I can't stay up that late!

Ya sorry forgot you had a very busy day tomorrow. Those podcasts aren’t gona listen to themselves.

 

[John Price]

 

[TheGreenTBer]

Word.

Hope you feel better, man

Thanks, I feel better in some ways and worse in others I guess

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Super sick. it's not COVID but it's not fun. gonna rest all day so I might shitpost a bit.

Feel better.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

I don't know how people even shatter their glass

Me neither…

It’s like just buy an Otterbox Defender case with your phone and you’ll never need to worry people…

Those f***ers are indestructible.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

And don’t feed us that bullshit about Otterbox phone cases being “too expensive” either… @John Price

If you can afford to go to Craps games, buy a bunch more plushie bullshit, and have frozen puke-in-a-cup from Rita’s Shit Shack….you can afford to buy an Otterbox.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Go to order Doordash, Arby's fish sandwich.

10 dollars.

Tack on 10 dollars in taxes and fees. Then my 10 dollar coupon isn't valid because it's for new users only.

Immediately closed website and baked some frozen fish and heated rice.

f***ing yuck…..

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Ix be like….

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Speaking about embarassing disappointments….

Pens last night against the Shithawks:

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

It's okay it's Pokémon

Do you know Pokémon

Pokey-Man???

Bitch, at your age you’re supposed to be a grown ass man.

Put the plushies down. Get help.

Therapy?? A call girl…

Something!!

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

It's the biggest shitbiscuit I've ever seen

“Just the thought of playing this game makes me want to have an anal evacuation!!!”

“What a shitload of f***!!”

 

[Mantis]

I dont think I have ever ordered fast food fish anything.

Actually subway tuna I order sometimes but never like a Mcdonalds Filet O fish or nasty shit like that.

 

[PanthersPens62]

Speaking about embarassing disappointments….

Pens last night against the Shithawks:

For the 1st time since Mike Lange retired I listened to the Pens radio feed. Holy cow, the 2-9er, Phil Borque was beside himself the whole game. He could not get over how uninspired the Pens looked all game and was actually outwardly angry about it. I could not tell if he was blaming the players or Sully but it was really jarring. The Pens still have a slim shot at getting in, though, as a win over CBJ with an Isles loss tonight will get it done. Short of that, Sully must go. You can't look like that at home against a team supposedly tanking for Bedard.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

I dont think I have ever ordered fast food fish anything.

Actually subway tuna I order sometimes but never like a Mcdonalds Filet O fish or nasty shit like that.

That’s because you and I both have brains my dude.

We’re smart enough to know that that dirty-ass mutated river-chicken “fish” shit is unfit for (most)* human beings to consume. Not that you should want to eat that shit anyways.

Seriously. That shit is borderline fatal food poisoning on a sesame-seed-bullshit-bun-waiting to happen is what that shit is.

*most because there are indeed freaks out there like @John Price that eat that f***ing garbage and are seemingly A-OK afterwards. Although as to whether or not these test-examples are actual human beings themselves is still under determination at this time….

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

For the 1st time since Mike Lange retired I listened to the Pens radio feed. Holy cow, the 2-9er, Phil Borque was beside himself the whole game. He could not get over how uninspired the Pens looked all game and was actually outwardly angry about it. I could not tell if he was blaming the players or Sully but it was really jarring. The Pens still have a slim shot at getting in, though, as a win over CBJ with an Isles loss tonight will get it done. Short of that, Sully must go. You can't look like that at home against a team supposedly tanking for Bedard.

As I said half-jokingly in last night’s Pens board GDT….

“In a last ditch effort to save Fan Appreciation Night, suddenly a wild FSG appears and Hexy and Sully are both served their f***ing walking papers at centre ice!!!”

Followed by…..

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Seriously though…Give Hex-ivan the Vic Rattlehead treatment already FFS!!! The one a young Dave Mustaine sung about here??

YouTube video

I even rewrote the lyrics for that specific melody/riff part of the song, and Sulllvan-ized them!!!

*ahem*

Remove your head from up your ass
Choked away.
Our hopes for 6 straight playoff years!!!!!
You've truly overstayed.

Truly lost expression,
Deer in headlights-look, your eyes.
So goodbye Dipshit, thanks for Cups
But we've sick of all your lies.....

 

[John Price]