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John Price

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According to Forbes, 33 states in addition to Washington, D.C., allow legalized sports betting.
 

John Price

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I'm not opposed to sports betting but I'd literally bet the least amount possible

Like could I bet one dollar that way if I lose I won't be crippled

Call it being a wimp with low stakes but it's being responsible!

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I'm not opposed to sports betting but I'd literally bet the least amount possible

Like could I bet one dollar that way if I lose I won't be crippled

Call it being a wimp with low stakes but it's being responsible!

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It makes sense to make small bets to make a game you don't care about more interesting.

However, if you don't care about it, then you're probably out of the loop to some degree and possibly making stupid bets
 

John Price

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In the old days Johnny Barrone or Tony Soprano would beat your ass for not paying gambling debts; didn't you see the Sopranos episode with the liquid Terminator and the sporting good store?

Now you can just pay what you have off a credit card

Boys this enables me to place very small bets that don't drive me bankrupt. I am very excited I am going to make a gambling fund and place very small wagers. That way I won't get carried away and lose 1,300 and heckle a NBA player about it. So overboard those people.

It makes sense to make small bets to make a game you don't care about more interesting.

However, if you don't care about it, then you're probably out of the loop to some degree and possibly making stupid bets
one of the instagram memes was essentially "you may be an addict if you are placing bets on lithuanian basketball at 3 am"

credit to the Caesars app though they have a live tab so I can see the Chinese basketball right now lmao. Who is betting on that.
 

John Price

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need to find my caesars login information

seriously i'm just going to place miniscule bets and if i win i can get an extra 5 or 6 dollars

that's not that bad

i'm not going to spend anything over 2 dollars, i'm too cheap

 

John Price

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John Price

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Caesars logs me out then when I log in get pestered with mfa

Are people really that eager to hack gambling accounts there's nothing here lol. Don't log me out after like a week

Cannot verify location

How come I have wifi and GPS all enabled dumb app
 

John Price

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No but I saw some shit that the government monkeys are reconsidering it
I remember opening night the Caesars sportsbooks were giving away a shirt, I asked for one and they said "well you have to place a minimum of 20 dollar bet to get this shirt" I was like no f*** that

they used to give shirts away for FREE man

FREE

that said if you think about it one of those branded shirts is like 25-30 dollars in the store so 20 dollars for a shirt isn't that bad plus you'd get the chance to win more should your bet succeed.
 

John Price

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Minimum 10 dollar deposit required

f*** you

I should be able to deposit 3 or 4 dollars

10 seems a bit steep.
 

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Caesars logs me out then when I log in get pestered with mfa

Are people really that eager to hack gambling accounts there's nothing here lol. Don't log me out after like a week

Cannot verify location

How come I have wifi and GPS all enabled dumb app
Imagine being this cavalier about security when money is involved.

Yikes bro
 
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The exhibition ended in 2:33, just enough for me to get home for the nightly news!

Has Dickie V taken into account that Uconn has yet to face Ruiz protege Norchad Omiere?? :dunno:





The exhibition ended in 2:33, just enough for me to get home for the nightly news!

Imagine how much earlier you would have gotten home had to not had to find your way down from the 400 level! :laugh: :naughty:
 
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