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TheGreenTBer

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@TheGreenTBer @LarryFisherman if I invest in a Maserati will girls come to me

will they show up at my door begging me to date them

suggest BMW or Benz for me to purchase as an investment
BMW's and Benzes both absolutely, positively and definititively suck ass from a straw.

Any woman that flocks to a guy driving a particular car is very likely doing it because of what that car indicates about the person's wealth, not because of their interest in the car.

Italian cars are my favorite, and Maserati makes one car that is spectacular looking, but you're not a sports car guy and I don't think you'd know what to do with it (I don't like it because it's turbocharged.)
 

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This is them? What the f*** is wrong with their faces.
 

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Mans looks like a fücking ghost

This is a Maserati Quatro Porte. Quatro Porte is what the Italians call four doors.

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we do not jive politically but you can't tell me left is not hot

I mean I guess so. She looks like she has enough lip filler in to explode an elephant though.

As a subjective matter, I prefer brunettes.
 
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I've seen two people today driving heavily modded Camrys (or they were Corollas, which are equally forgettable).

I don't like to gatekeep, but why bother
in this day and age the term souped up or "REDACTEDrs" to refer to asian racing cars would be considered offensive. Sad.

That said those with NOS or huge exhaust pipes are hilarious

Not so much when I'm trying to sleep. VRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRM at 3 am lol

Margot is much more my flavor if we're talking blondes.

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I still think of that Wolf of Wall Street scene holy crap
 

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I still think of that Wolf of Wall Street scene holy crap
Yeah, she was lightyears ahead during the filming of that one. Had to look good for Leo I guess.

I'm much more attracted to 30-somethings these days. All these new girls look like kids to me. I ain't with it.
 

TheGreenTBer

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man i can't even drive stick

automatic or gtfo
not being able to drive stick is understandable (cars are very rarely made with manual anymore), but if you aren't into cars enough to have learned by now you're not the kind of guy that will appreciate or understand a sports car. which is fine, cars aren't for everyone and that doesn't make you less of a person than me, just different.

Luckily for you, there's a brand new Porsche Cayman GT4RS with the Weissach Package and ceramic brakes that I saw at a dealer yesterday. that is my favorite new car on the market today. I am accepting donations.
 

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not being able to drive stick is understandable (cars are very rarely made with manual anymore), but if you aren't into cars enough to have learned by now you're not the kind of guy that will appreciate or understand a sports car. which is fine, cars aren't for everyone and that doesn't make you less of a person than me, just different.

Luckily for you, there's a brand new Porsche Cayman GT4RS with the Weissach Package and ceramic brakes that I saw at a dealer yesterday. that is my favorite new car on the market today. I am accepting donations.
I'm not a car fan

I drive a soccer mom cr v lol

Oops another stereotype 😮
 

John Price

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ricer
(Ricer: from the latin word Ricarius meaning to suck at everything you attempt)

A person who makes unecessary modifications to their most often import car (hence the term "rice") to make it (mostly make it look) faster. The most common modifications are (but not limited to):

- Huge exhaust that serves no purpose but to make the car louder
- Large spoiler on the back that looks like something Boeing made for the 747
- Lots of after-market company stickers they don't have parts from, but must be cool
- Expensive rims that usually cost more than the car itself
- Bodykit to make the car appear lower, usually accented with chicken wire
- Clear tail lights and corner signals
- A "performace intake"- a tube that feeds cold air to their engine usually located in areas of excessive heat (behind or on top of the engine)
- Most of these riced cars (a.k.a. rice rockets or rice burners) are imports; Honda Civics, Accords, Integras, CRXs, RSXs, Del Sols Mitsubishi Eclipses, Lancers, Subaru Imprezas, however there are some domestics such as Chevrolet Caviliers, Dodge Neons, Ford Focus; small, slow, economy cars designed specifically to go slow. Please note that some Supras, Skylines, WRX's and other higher performance imports are designed to go fast, and are therfore not always considered rice. It really depends on the severity of the case.

The "ricer" attempts to make their car "performance" by adding the modifications listed above. These ricers are not confined to any one ethnic group or color, however different ethnic groups are known for certain styles.
Honda Civics with big spoilers and 4" exhaust tips are considered to be ricers.
 

TheGreenTBer

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I'm not a car fan

I drive a soccer mom cr v lol

Oops another stereotype 😮
Then I wouldn't spend your money on an expensive car unless you know what you're doing, if at all.

I can afford a Maserati too but by doing so it would set my retirement date back by years. not going to do it.
Saw lime green Tesla yesterday.

Your douchiness could only be broadcasted more clearly if you had a giant billboard above your car that says wanker
You want douchiness?

I saw a lifted VOLKSWAGEN BEETLE 15 minutes ago.

That is not a joke.
 
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