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[Sega Dreamcast]

Women don't care about cars, for the most part

 

[John Price]

i'll buy a f***ing porsche right now if it gets the hot asians

f*** the dating apps, get a car

Women don't care about cars

this is not true haven't you seen Fast X

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

this is not true haven't you seen Fast X

 

[LarryFisherman]

girls are the anti-buddhist they only care about material possessions like bmw car

lol what the f*** are you talking about

I met my wife when i made $500/mo landscaping and had just had a horrific hand injury

Real women don't give a shit

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

What happens if you buy a "sweet car" and somehow manage to attract a woman that actually likes cars?

Don't pretend to be something you aren't.

 

[LarryFisherman]

What happens if you buy a "sweet car" and somehow manage to attract a woman that actually likes cars?

Don't pretend to be something you aren't.

He would go limp from nerves, obv

 

[John Price]

I just want hotties

 

[LarryFisherman]

I just want hotties

*Thotties

 

[Satan]

Don't hurt our captain and best player, go hurt one of the 15 plugs from that year's roster

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Good, they should call it like that all the time.

 

[John Price]

 

[Oogie Boogie]

girls are the anti-buddhist they only care about material possessions like bmw car

 

[John Price]

I'm still shocked by the cavinders wearing panthers jerseys

The panthers have fans? Now I see!!!

I tell you I've never been so aroused by anything in my life. If only that video was "sfw" (language!)...

 

[John Price]

Lol nerd

 

[PanthersPens62]

I'm still shocked by the cavinders wearing panthers jerseys

The panthers have fans? Now I see!!!

I tell you I've never been so aroused by anything in my life. If only that video was "sfw" (language!)...

Another reminder that the Panthers drew over 16,000 fans for a 1PM weekday game against the Mighty Ducks, whereas your beloved XFL team drew a whopping 12,000 for a Sunday afternoon game.

 

[John Price]

Well let me tell you something BROTHER

Another reminder that the Panthers drew over 16,000 fans for a 1PM weekday game against the Mighty Ducks, whereas your beloved XFL team drew a whopping 12,000 for a Sunday afternoon game.

Chiefs heiress Gracie Hunt is single and ‘looking for that number one draft pick’

The 23-year-old daughter of billionaire Kansas City Chiefs owner Clark Hunt describes her ideal mate.

nypost.com

Imma dicaprio that
wowwwweeeee

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

6 days ago

Tough shit, Larkin, you will get cross checked and you will like it

 

[John Price]

We should be applauding dicaprio for pursuing 19 year Olds (allegedly)

The rule is half your age plus 7

Unless it's dicaprio in which case if a willing "sugar mama" is willing to latch on, accept

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Tough shit, Larkin

 

[John Price]

And she’s still single.

“I’m definitely looking for that number one draft pick,” Hunt said, adding, “My top three things: Does he align with me on a faith basis? Is he athletic? What does his work ethic look like? And if you’re funny with a great personality, that’s hard to beat.”



I'm not agnostic but I would not align on a faith basis so I'll never reach first base. Smh. All the southern blondes are hot but we don't jive politically. If you catch my drift.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Tough shit, Larkin.

And how dare you fight back after coming back from being injured by a cross check.

 

[PanthersPens62]

Well let me tell you something BROTHER

Chiefs heiress Gracie Hunt is single and ‘looking for that number one draft pick’

The 23-year-old daughter of billionaire Kansas City Chiefs owner Clark Hunt describes her ideal mate.

nypost.com

Imma dicaprio that
wowwwweeeeee

Gee, what a shock.......The New York Post doing a feature on Clark Hunt's daughter. I wonder how her right wing daddy feels about his baby girl all but pimping herself out like that. You better get in line because I'm sure Clark Hunt's pal orange man in 1st in line for her.

 

[John Price]

Want to avoid casting aspersions here but those girls are country loving gun toting redacted

The notion that you even have a gun is an instant turn off

Guns should not exist

This has been Mike's "dating corner"

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

And she’s still single.

“I’m definitely looking for that number one draft pick,” Hunt said, adding, “My top three things: Does he align with me on a faith basis? Is he athletic? What does his work ethic look like? And if you’re funny with a great personality, that’s hard to beat.”



I'm not agnostic but I would not align on a faith basis so I'll never reach first base. Smh. All the southern blondes are hot but we don't jive politically. If you catch my drift.

Billionaire heiress talking about work ethic, literally go f*** yourself

 

[John Price]

Gee, what a shock.......The New York Post doing a feature on Clark Hunt's daughter. I wonder how her right wing daddy feels about his baby girl all but pimping herself out like that. You better get in line because I'm sure Clark Hunt's pal orange man in 1st in line for her.

It appears my stereotype was not far off. This is why I can't date a southern blonde. Besides me not being a Caucasian doesn't help!!