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[John Price]

Gonna go watch a 39 year old manchild start arguments with unexpecting college students?

Think older. Although I didn't think you would know about Mr Shapiro...

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Why wouldn't I be familiar with an intellectual midget like Mr Shapiro?

 

[John Price]

Why wouldn't I be familiar with an intellectual midget like Mr Shapiro?

Because we almost never discuss the likes of him or Jordan P in here

You took time out of satisfactory to research his beliefs

What next, Crowder talk

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

You took time out of satisfactory to research his beliefs

If only.

I had a coworker show him to me a while back. He got mad when I pointed out he's arguing with people half his age that weren't prepared for a "debate".

 

[John Price]

If only.

I had a coworker show him to me a while back. He got mad when I pointed out he's arguing with people half his age that weren't prepared for a "debate".

what a waste of time

 

[John Price]

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

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Mandatory attendance bullshit.

I'm guessing he's a high school teacher, based on his pathetic office

 

[John Price]

imagine paying tuition and not showing up to class

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Got a C in Accounting because of a shithead pRoFeSsOr like that.

"Oh, you got an A on every exam and had perfect attendance, but you didn't do all the online homework, so get f***ed."

I legit thought that shit was optional because we never talked about it in class.

Meanwhile, I still have the odd nightmare about waking up and realizing I've missed a class for the entire semester.

 

[John Price]

Mandatory attendance bullshit.

I'm guessing he's a high school teacher, based on his pathetic office

where would he be then. in HS you pretty much had nowhere else to go lol.

"Let's just chill in the hallway"

Security comes after you like you got 5 stars in GTA. WHERE'S YOUR HALL PASS.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

where would he be then. in HS you pretty much had nowhere else to go lol.

"Let's just chill in the hallway"

Security comes after you like you got 5 stars in GTA. WHERE'S YOUR HALL PASS.

They don't stay at school, you f***ing geek, they just leave.

Ain't nobody skipping class to hang out in the library, lirl

 

[John Price]

Got a C in Accounting because of a shithead pRoFeSsOr like that.

"Oh, you got an A on every exam and had perfect attendance, but you didn't do all the online homework, so get f***ed."

I legit thought that shit was optional because we never talked about it in class.

Meanwhile, I still have the odd nightmare about waking up and realizing I've missed a class for the entire semester.

yeah that is f***ed up. college courses tilted shit

I'm glad I'm retired from college and don't have to go back. No more games like that

"well exams count for 5% of your grade."

what?

listen, bitch, i'm smarter than the teacher now, I have google and search engines. Do not try to act like yinz are smarter than me, "professor".

That's how I f***ing feel.

Man you got me triggered before I have to go to the Wings game lol

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

listen, bitch, i'm smarter than the teacher now, I have google and search engines

 

[John Price]

It's true they couldn't teach me anything I couldn't find on YouTube or Google

I'm also angry because I spent more time in college than most other people

 

[John Price]

Professor: Welcome to CS 2032 Introduction to Algorithms

Me:

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"Why don't you comes down here and show us how a binary search works"

Me

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

I only remember one professor that was a real jerk, although I never got on his bad side.

Day one, he says something like "30% of are you going to fail this class", as if that isn't a condemnation of his own teaching.

Easily passed because it was a econ class with a calculator, so I would type all my notes into it.

Big shout out to the TI-83 for helping me legitimately earn a degree

 

[John Price]

I lost all respect for professors and "authoritah" after so many years of damn college and writing dumb papers and open book exams and professors who tried to "challenge" students by having an open book exam...BUT THE ANSWERS WEREN'T IN THE f***ING BOOK

OH HOLD ON LET ME GOOGLE IT

"YOU'RE TRUSTED NOT TO USE THE INTERNET"

f*** YOU I'LL USE WHATEVER YOU WANT. THESE ARE ALL TAKE HOME EXAMS ANYWAY.

Now I agree that writing a paper shouldn't be all chatgpt and google and I don't want plagiarism

but bitch you gave me a week to complete this take home exam, it's like 10 questions and most ofthem aren't online. Then when I email you to complain you say "USE YOUR BRAIN. NOTHING SHOULD BE HANDED TO YOU"

"WHAT DI DYOU LEARN"

I learned how to use the f***ing internet to google all your questions dummy

Again no professor is smarter than me or "can hold me back". My intellectual levels are bigly, very big

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

Professor: Welcome to CS 2032 Introduction to Algorithms

Me:


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"Why don't you comes down here and show us how a binary search works"

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me at the end of that course.

 

[John Price]

me at the end of that course.

motherf***ing calculus II kicked my ass, but I did it in the time when calculators were banned and you had no youtube tutorials

today i don't know if I could get an F but my brain would still fail to comprehend the concepts behind calculus. do you mean to tell me you can doubly or triply integrate something now? I mean I know the concept exists, I'm very smart, but WHY THE f*** WOULD I NEED TO DO THAT? THAT'S UNNECESSARY WORK. I REFUSE TO TRIPLE INTEGRATE OR DO ANY VECTOR 3-D CALCULUS

i'm so mad right now i hate math

Wow, you're so f***ing smart because you memroized a stupid equations for the integral of sine tan x. Look at you genius boy. Memorizing all the f***ing formulas in your head like rain man doesn't make you smart. IT makes you a f***ing dweeb.

Sorry not all of us have photographic memory because they took our calculators and formula sheets away.

"But math isnt' about memorization."

That's a lie perpetrated by the media

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

motherf***ing calculus II kicked my ass, but I did it in the time when calculators were banned and you had no youtube tutorials

I was absolutely supposed to fail calc 2.

I believe the only reason I passed is because the teacher was fearing for her job if she failed too many students.

 

[John Price]

I only remember one professor that was a real jerk, although I never got on his bad side.

Day one, he says something like "30% of are you going to fail this class", as if that isn't a condemnation of his own teaching.

Easily passed because it was a econ class with a calculator, so I would type all my notes into it.

Big shout out to the TI-83 for helping me legitimately earn a degree

must be a math class, like 80% of students fail before his curve

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

must be a math class, like 80% of students fail before his curve

we were doing amortizations and shit

of course I made a program for that formula on my calculator

 

[John Price]

I was absolutely supposed to fail calc 2.

I believe the only reason I passed is because the teacher was fearing for her job if she failed too many students.

that's why all those f***ing courses are curved. you know the averages for the class are like 40% and then at the end of the class magically curved up to 70% so most of the students in the mean which had terrible grades passed

we were doing amortizations and shit

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f*** that

okay i need to go to hockey or else i'd rant som more. shit pisses me off.

I'm glad I don't have to deal with school anymore. School is fine. Heck even college is fine. But when you did as much school as I did you get mad, very fast. Mad at the system. Mad at the professors who play games.

At least go to a community college where the games aren't as bad. There they actually care about teaching and having you pass. The colleges, they got your money, they don't care. They can treat you like shit

I was in a f***ing 500 person chem class. What happened? Guy goes up there and talks for like an hour. Then he leaves. Doesn't care about you, your grade, he got paid. Why should he give a damn whether you pass or fail? He can do what he wants, make the syllabus as corrupt as he wants, make tests cont for 1% of your grade, whatever. He's king.

He needs to be humbled old country way

 

[John Price]

to this day linear algebra is for nerds and is evil incarnate

a few exceptions would make me learn it again including it being taught by koreans

but that's it



me: i don't even understand what you're saying...BUT I LIKE IT

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

that's why all those f***ing courses are curved. you know the averages for the class are like 40% and then at the end of the class magically curved up to 70% so most of the students in the mean which had terrible grades passed

You don't understand how terrible this teacher was.

Every class was a struggle just to understand her, yet alone derive any kind of knowledge from her