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[John Price]

 

[Satan]

the mighty arsenal

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Ovechkin to the question “Don’t you want to talk about Fedotov?”: “No, why?” - Hockey SCNEWS

Alexander Ovechkin did not comment on the situation with goalkeeper Ivan Fedotov.

scnews.co.uk

No, why? – Said the forward “Washington”.

TIL Ovechkin changed his last name to Washington

 

[John Price]

I'm not in a good mood, I just got back from the kitchen.

I heated a TVP patty and a deli meat sandwich for lunch. The TVP patty was stiff as a rock. It was like biting into a hockey puck. I've never tasted anything so inedible. It was cooked about a few days ago and left in the fridge. But to be honest the whole batch was f***ed up and ice cold. f***ing oven.

So I had to f***ing take time out of my day, to microwave some f***ing soup and rip bread apart to put in. f***ing MONTH old bread. This costco ciabatta is 12 count. Only one damn person lives here. I ain't going to eat 12 breads in like a week. And there's still 3 more breads left. You're damn lucky they've been sitting in the fridget for a month without mold, but they're rock solid.

f*** food. f*** cooking food. Why can't I just heat this food and eat it? Why is there so much work involved?

 

[John Price]

Do you think there is any way to split this month old bread into crumbs? Could a food processor do that?

I kind of want to, but it'll probably dent the blades. You wouldn't put a rock into a food processor so why month old bread?

 

[John Price]

Canadians fall short at Australian Open | TSN

Though expectations were high following a spectacular finish to the season, culminating in a Davis Cup victory, Canadians struggled at the Australian Open, with none of the singles competitors reaching the second week of competition.

www.tsn.ca

 

[John Price]

Oh I forgot the new 16gig ram module is coming today

If only installing it weren't a pain in the ass

 

[John Price]

Shiela

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

You wouldn't put a rock into a food processor so why month old bread?

Rock and bread are made of different substances.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

"This bread is as hard as a rock" is not proclaiming that the bread has become a rock.

 

[John Price]

"This bread is as hard as a rock" is not proclaiming that the bread has become a rock.

It's inedible I had to throw it out

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Oh I forgot the new 16gig ram module is coming today

If only installing it weren't a pain in the ass

 

[PanthersPens62]

I'm not in a good mood, I just got back from the kitchen.

I heated a TVP patty and a deli meat sandwich for lunch. The TVP patty was stiff as a rock. It was like biting into a hockey puck. I've never tasted anything so inedible. It was cooked about a few days ago and left in the fridge. But to be honest the whole batch was f***ed up and ice cold. f***ing oven.

So I had to f***ing take time out of my day, to microwave some f***ing soup and rip bread apart to put in. f***ing MONTH old bread. This costco ciabatta is 12 count. Only one damn person lives here. I ain't going to eat 12 breads in like a week. And there's still 3 more breads left. You're damn lucky they've been sitting in the fridget for a month without mold, but they're rock solid.

f*** food. f*** cooking food. Why can't I just heat this food and eat it? Why is there so much work involved?

I know I'm going to regret this........but as I told you with the juice, Costco specializes in food sizes tailored to families. Why do you continue to buy in bulk when you now darned well "only 1 damn person lives here" and foods have certain shelve lives? And yes, people take time out of their "very busy" days to prepare meals. Even if that means taking 5 or 10 minutes to microwave something.

I shop once a week via Instacart. Yes, Instacart costs more but for me its worth it. Point is I shop once a week because like you, "only 1 damn person lives here" so I buy enough, size wise, to make sure nothing goes bad. It's really not that difficult unless you make it so.

 

[John Price]

it's a laptop, I had to go downstairs and find the small screwdriver kit

why can't all screwdrivers be standard. I need 3 different screwdrivers. One for larger screws, one for slightly smaller ones, and one for the smallest. Why can't I just use one?

"get the swapping head kind"

I DO HAVE THAT

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

It's inedible I had to throw it out

Imagine if you had a box that could get warm and you could put things inside of it and they would get warm too

 

[John Price]

I know I'm going to regret this........but as I told you with the juice, Costco specializes in food sizes tailored to families. Why do you continue to buy in bulk when you now darned well "only 1 damn person lives here" and foods have certain shelve lives? And yes, people take time out of their "very busy" days to prepare meals. Even if that means taking 5 or 10 minutes to microwave something.

I shop once a week via Instacart. Yes, Instacart costs more but for me its worth it. Point is I shop once a week because like you, "only 1 damn person lives here" so I buy enough, size wise, to make sure nothing goes bad. It's really not that difficult unless you make it so.

we have instacart here at wegmans. they shop for you and deliver it to your door. do you not go physically to stores anymore

Imagine if you had a box that could get warm and you could put things inside of it and they would get warm too

it didn't work, it's still rock hard

at least with this 16gb ram module i'll be able to watch TV on my monitor and laptop without the constant buffering

"IT'S NOT THE LAPTOP IT'S YOUR SHITTY INTERNET"

1) the internet is 100 mbps/sec
2) it is the laptop, it's literally making my second laptop screen buffer all weekend. couldn't watch any korean starcraft streams. the I looked at task manager and google was taking up like 95% of RAM lol

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

it didn't work, it's still rock hard

That's why you also put some water in the oven, because then it would produce humid steam for your dry bread.

 

[John Price]

I know I'm going to regret this........but as I told you with the juice, Costco specializes in food sizes tailored to families. Why do you continue to buy in bulk when you now darned well "only 1 damn person lives here" and foods have certain shelve lives? And yes, people take time out of their "very busy" days to prepare meals. Even if that means taking 5 or 10 minutes to microwave something.

I shop once a week via Instacart. Yes, Instacart costs more but for me its worth it. Point is I shop once a week because like you, "only 1 damn person lives here" so I buy enough, size wise, to make sure nothing goes bad. It's really not that difficult unless you make it so.

That's great. Does your employe pay for you to cook over the stove at home?

That's why you also put some water in the oven, because then it would produce humid steam for your dry bread.

or i just put it in soup

 

[PanthersPens62]

Shiela

"Go ahead Steffy, call the police. They have a copy of the AI profile of me that my very good friend John Price provided & will laugh in your face when you tell them I tried to kill you"

 

[John Price]

Installing RAM on a PC is super easy.

Installing RAM on a laptop has to be done specifically to their specifications

pain in the ass.

watch amazon deliver the ram too at 7 pm

they love doing that lol

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

why can't all screwdrivers be standard. I need 3 different screwdrivers. One for larger screws, one for slightly smaller ones, and one for the smallest. Why can't I just use one?

I wish I was this clueless

 

[John Price]

I wish I was this clueless

It's dumb.

Now waiting for Amazon to send the ram.

 

[PanthersPens62]

we have instacart here at wegmans. they shop for you and deliver it to your door. do you not go physically to stores anymore


it didn't work, it's still rock hard

at least with this 16gb ram module i'll be able to watch TV on my monitor and laptop without the constant buffering

"IT'S NOT THE LAPTOP IT'S YOUR SHITTY INTERNET"

1) the internet is 100 mbps/sec
2) it is the laptop, it's literally making my second laptop screen buffer all weekend. couldn't watch any korean starcraft streams. the I looked at task manager and google was taking up like 95% of RAM lol

Again I know I will regret this, but no, I have not been inside a grocery store since April 2020.

And I cook on weekends. During the week I microwave a frozen meal......size appropriate for one person. Mostly stuff like Stouffers Spaghetti, Fettucinni Alfredo, turkey, steak & potatoes. Weekends I will broil ground beef or a steak & heat up a can of veggies or boil some noodles.

 

[John Price]

Amazon : arriving by 10 pm

Thanks that's helpful. Again watch it be delivered at 9 55 making installation pointless until tomorrow

Again I know I will regret this, but no, I have not been inside a grocery store since April 2020.

And I cook on weekends. During the week I microwave a frozen meal......size appropriate for one person. Mostly stuff like Stouffers Spaghetti, Fettucinni Alfredo, turkey, steak & potatoes. Weekends I will broil ground beef or a steak & heat up a can of veggies or boil some noodles.

Yet you support djokovic

Again I know I will regret this, but no, I have not been inside a grocery store since April 2020.

And I cook on weekends. During the week I microwave a frozen meal......size appropriate for one person. Mostly stuff like Stouffers Spaghetti, Fettucinni Alfredo, turkey, steak & potatoes. Weekends I will broil ground beef or a steak & heat up a can of veggies or boil some noodles.

See those are TV dinners

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

I googled "Why can't I use one screwdriver for everything" and it said "Do you know what torque is, you stupid asshole"