Useless Thread MDCCCIX - Tales of Arise appreciation thread

[Ben Griebe]

Girls who have been on a date with John Price:

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

 

[John Price]

I was arguing about how I can't go to the gym even though I'm vaccinated because it's uncomfortable to work out with your mask on

Plus everywhere here pretty much reinstated indoor mask mandates

 

[Ben Griebe]

Go to a Halloween party as Liz Phair

I’m not hot enough.

 

[John Price]

Girls who have been on a date with John Price:

I think Liz Phair is hot despite her old age.

 

[Ben Griebe]

I was arguing about how I can't go to the gym even though I'm vaccinated because it's uncomfortable to work out with your mask on

Plus everywhere here pretty much reinstated indoor mask mandates

You bench 85 pounds I’m sure that can be done in a mask.

 

[John Price]

I’m not hot enough.

I see. I thought I was taking crazy pills. She is like 50 and seriously hot. My goodness.

 

[John Price]

You bench 85 pounds I’m sure that can be done in a mask.

It can't

You can't even run cardio in a mask

 

[Ben Griebe]

I think Liz Phair is hot despite her old age.

Every time I see your face I get all wet between my legs
Every time you pass me by, I heave a sigh of pain
Every time I see your face I think of things unpure, unchaste
I want to f*** you like a dog
I'll take you home and make you like it
Everything you ever wanted
Everything you ever thought of
Is everything I'll do to you
I'll f*** you and your minions, too
Your face reminds me of a flower
Kind of like you're underwater
Hair's too long and in your eyes
Your lips a perfect "suck me" size
You act like you're fourteen years old
Everything you say is so obnoxious, funny, true and mean
I want to be your blow job queen
You're probably shy and introspective
That's not part of my objective
I just want your fresh, young jimmy
Jamming, slamming, ramming in me
Every time I see your face I think of things unpure, unchaste
I want to f*** you like a dog
I'll take you home and make you like it
Everything you ever wanted
Everything you ever thought of
Is everything I'll do to you
I'll f*** you till your dick is blue

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

It can't

You can't even run cardio in a mask

Wrong

It might be uncomfortable, but it's entirely possible

 

[Ben Griebe]

It can't

You can't even run cardio in a mask

Maybe you could if you weren’t in such bad shape.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

He didn't eat any fried chicken, so results may vary

 

[John Price]

 

[Ben Griebe]

Wrong

It might be uncomfortable, but it's entirely possible

Once the mask gets soaked with sweat it doesn’t work anymore but you can just swap in a different mask. It’s entirely possible.

 

[John Price]

Maybe you could if you weren’t in such bad shape.

After 5 minutes on the bike

@Fixed to Ruin

 

[John Price]

I don't think you understand I'm not going to a f***ing gym packed with people where it's required to wear a mask, just to ride a bike for 30 minutes and have the mask get all sopped up in sweat.

I have a bike at home. Why would I not use that one?

 

[Ben Griebe]

Not to say it isn’t extremely aggravating that we’re all doing stupid shit just so some clowns can refuse to spend ten minutes at CVS getting vaccinated.

 

[John Price]

There's a f***ing pandemic, vaccinated people are getting sick, and y'all have the unmitigated gall to work out in public?

Lol.

 

[Ben Griebe]

I don't think you understand I'm not going to a f***ing gym packed with people where it's required to wear a mask, just to ride a bike for 30 minutes and have the mask get all sopped up in sweat.

I have a bike at home. Why would I not use that one?

Imagining your parents buying you a peloton so you can use it four times and just dying laughing at this.

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

Imagining your parents buying you a peloton so you can use it four times and just dying laughing at this.

Why would you not bike at home or set up a home gym? Is your little studio apartment too small for that?

 

[John Price]

I'm sorry. I'm very ill. I didn't mean to lash out at you.

 

[Ben Griebe]

Why would you not bike at home or set up a home gym? Is your little studio apartment too small for that?

I own a house and have a full home gym in the basement in which I workout daily. Get your facts straight.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Even though I fixed my coffee maker, I should bitch on Ebay about them sending me a broken coffee maker

 

[John Price]