Useless Thread MDCCCIX - Tales of Arise appreciation thread

[Tarantula]

Ok now I think your fever has made you delirious.

I'm also beginning to realize our esteemed Mr. "Griebe" may not actually be the former great Tampa Bay Devil Ray.

https://tenor.com/view/three-stooges-gif-8313152

 

[PanthersPens62]

"and you let us make that decision"

Too bad this didn't happen in 2021......Gundy could have said "Fake News"!

 

[John Price]

Do they not have drive through Covid testing near you?

If you're weary about going to a doctor, you can go make sure you test negative before going.

(I am a doctor and this message has been approved by the FDA.)

There's one right down the street

My illness is so bad I must test

 

[Tarantula]

He sent me a autographed baseball in crayon...

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

He sent me a autographed baseball in crayon...

I don't think I can make it for the preseason game 2 Wednesday

I'm very upset

 

[John Price]

It's these unvaxed idiots keeping covid variants around

You get vaccinated to prevent covid

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

That Gundy rant is weird.

"Clearly whoever wrote this article doesn't have a child."

Uhh, they're criticizing a college quarterback, not a child.

And it's probably his coaching that is getting them criticized, but that's just me making shit up

 

[John Price]

That Gundy rant is weird.

"Clearly whoever wrote this article doesn't have a child."

Uhh, they're criticizing a college quarterback, not a child

It was brought to him by a mother. Of children.

 

[Tarantula]

I don't think I can make it for the preseason game 2 Wednesday

I'm very upset

I have a autographed baseball from Been Grieve in a colouresque purple crayon I can send you. It brings me great comfort for the 3 hours I've had it...

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

It was brought to him by a mother. Of children.

Yeah, but it's a college-aged athlete.

I would be so embarrassed to have my mother whine to my coach about the media criticizing me.

Either deal with the criticism, play better, or tuck tail and go running home

 

[Tarantula]

I would be so embarrassed to have my mother whine to my coach about the media criticizing me.

Sometimes you need to be slapped by your mother, well, maybe not your mother...

 

[TheGreenTBer]

That Gundy rant is weird.

"Clearly whoever wrote this article doesn't have a child."

Uhh, they're criticizing a college quarterback, not a child.

And it's probably his coaching that is getting them criticized, but that's just me making shit up

Why are you applying rational thought to a Mike Gundy rant?

 

[Ben Griebe]

You went 50 years without a gold medal. 50.

Because the Olympics weren’t the biggest international hockey tournament at the time. Like criticizing a soccer team that wins the Champions League for losing the Community Shield.

 

[Ben Griebe]

That Gundy rant is weird.

"Clearly whoever wrote this article doesn't have a child."

Uhh, they're criticizing a college quarterback, not a child.

And it's probably his coaching that is getting them criticized, but that's just me making shit up

I’m not going to talk about the 2007 Oklahoma State-Texas Tech football game today. Not going to take any questions on it. What I do want to talk about is this comment right here. Three fourths of it is inaccurate. It’s fiction, and it embarrasses me to be involved with the HFBoards Useless Thread, tremendously.

 

[Ben Griebe]

It was brought to him by a mother. Of children.

As a note I believe “mother…of children” is the best way to write it out. There’s definitely a pause.

 

[John Price]

Quarantine sucks

 

[John Price]

@Ben Griebe Have you noticed a decreased urge to review your finances since becoming fully vaccinated?

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

I’m not going to talk about the 2007 Oklahoma State-Texas Tech football game today. Not going to take any questions on it. What I do want to talk about is this comment right here. Three fourths of it is inaccurate. It’s fiction, and it embarrasses me to be involved with the HFBoards Useless Thread, tremendously.

Welcome to the party, pal

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Why are you applying rational thought to a Mike Gundy rant?

I made the mistake of reading the comments on the video, and rather than replying to someone on Youtube, I would prefer to argue with no one

 

[Ben Griebe]

I just got invited to a Christmas party and wonder if anyone will get it if I go as Mike Gundy. Basically wear the outfit from the rant and hold a newspaper and yell about my fat child dropping a pass in a pickup game.

 

[Ben Griebe]

@Ben Griebe Have you noticed a decreased urge to review your finances since becoming fully vaccinated?

I check in on my IRA accounts a few times day still.

 

[John Price]

I check in on my IRA accounts a few times day still.

You have to review them responsibly. For instance I usually review on Mondays, and near the end of the week. I cannot review my portfolio every day.

 

[John Price]

I may be too ill to review any finances on financial Monday.

 

[John Price]

I just got invited to a Christmas party and wonder if anyone will get it if I go as Mike Gundy. Basically wear the outfit from the rant and hold a newspaper and yell about my fat child dropping a pass in a pickup game.

Go to a Halloween party as Liz Phair