Useless Thread MDCCC : Spam Caller Depreciation Thread

[Siamese Dream]

Watching Little Rascals.

Orange man is the father of the shitty rich kid and it was kinda hilarious

The only thing I remember about that movie is there was a kid with a spike in the middle of his hair

 

[LarryFisherman]

@John Price any big plans for the long weekend? Taking some time off?

 

[John Price]

@John Price any big plans for the long weekend? Taking some time off?

No

It's rainy all weekend

Can't leave the house

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

Looking forward to @Bones Malone BBQ snaps this weekend

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

The only thing I remember about that movie is there was a kid with a spike in the middle of his hair

Yeah and less than 5 minutes into the movie, we see it's a very-unsubtle euphemism for an erection

 

[Oogie Boogie]

 

[John Price]

 

[Oogie Boogie]

 

[John Price]

 

[LarryFisherman]

No

It's rainy all weekend

Can't leave the house

what would you be doing if it weren't rainy?

 

[John Price]

what would you be doing if it weren't rainy?

Drinking all Saturday outside the baseball stadium then watching a game

Well I could still go drinking

But the rain kind of defeats the purpose

It's already a 90 minute train ride into the city. Not gonna ride trains for 90 minutes just to drink then take another 90 min ride back home

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

That Tampa Bay jersey fiasco....yeesh.

 

[Siamese Dream]

Drinking all Saturday outside the baseball stadium then watching a game

Well I could still go drinking

But the rain kind of defeats the purpose

It's already a 90 minute train ride into the city. Not gonna ride trains for 90 minutes just to drink then take another 90 min ride back home

90 minutes f***ing hell

I can get into London in less than an hour and it's 100 miles away

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Wish i had some bud.....

 

[Siamese Dream]

That Tampa Bay jersey fiasco....yeesh.

I pointed out in the thread that in the UK we have a particular name for the type of employees who enforce these kind of rules

They are called "Jobsworths"

noun
DEROGATORY•INFORMAL

1. an official who upholds petty rules even at the expense of humanity or common sense.
   "parks abound with jobsworths who delight in yelling that you can't do that without special permission"

A jobsworth is a person who uses the (typically minor) authority of their job in a deliberately uncooperative way, or who seemingly delights in acting in an obstructive or unhelpful manner. It characterizes one who upholds petty rules even at the expense of effectiveness or efficiency.
"Jobsworth" is a British colloquial[1][2] word derived from the phrase "I can't do that, it's more than my job's worth", meaning that failing to do what is requested of them would be against what their job requires and would be likely to cause them to lose their job. The Oxford English Dictionary defines it as "A person in authority (esp. a minor official) who insists on adhering to rules and regulations or bureaucratic procedures even at the expense of common sense."[1] Jonathon Green similarly defines "jobsworth" as "a minor factotum whose only status comes from enforcing otherwise petty regulations".[3]

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

I just call them assholes

 

[Oogie Boogie]

busy

 

[John Price]

Upon relisten its possible ring ring is a soty contender

At LEAST a 98

 

[John Price]

90 minutes f***ing hell

I can get into London in less than an hour and it's 100 miles away

To be fair if I drove in probably take 45 min

But it'd be expensive

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

I haven’t drank in months

 

[John Price]

Stupid hf rules prevent me from posting solar's seductive sexy cover of Ariana's positions

 

[Oogie Boogie]

Stupid hf rules prevent me from posting solar's seductive sexy cover of Ariana's positions

no horny

 

[John Price]

no horny

It's amazing

 

[John Price]

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