Useless Thread MCMXCVII - 51 Year Old Spams His Plushies (Xmas Still Canceled)

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Hood afternoon @PanthersPens62

 

[SladeWilson23]

Jets win.

 

[SoupNazi]

One of the rare times I can mention what I'm doing at work which is blaring 50 cent - Hustler's Ambition while reading over benefits on The computer and we also get parental leave!

now to make a John Price jr...

The women in my life bring confusion and shit
So like Nino in "New Jack," I holla "Cancel that bitch!"

oh it's maternal benefits eh

No woman is going to breed with a manchild with a plushie collection and no job.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

This Lions defense, holy f***ing shit, just stop anything at all

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

@PanthersPens62 BAB

 

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@Mrfenn92

 

[Mrfenn92]

@Mrfenn92

Goat

 

[SoupNazi]

@John Price sounds like the kind of guy who argues over which fourth-liner deserves more ice time as if it’s the key to world peace, all while buried in his parents’ basement. He probably spends more time fluffing his plushie collection than fluffing a résumé, which is why he’s still unemployed and still debating how the 2012 draft "ruined the franchise."

Calling him a manchild feels generous — at least children have some excuse. Meanwhile, John’s over here yelling at teenagers on Reddit about Corsi stats, thinking his hot takes are “revolutionary” when they’re just reheated garbage. Maybe one day he’ll leave his plushies behind and upgrade to actual human interaction — but honestly, even his stuffed Pikachu might ghost him.

 

[PanthersPens62]

Hood Morning @MetalheadPenguinsFan !!

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Packers and Eagles cakewalk wins.

Incoming Vikings cakewalk win tonight.

Meanwhile, more Lions defense injuries.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Help us, Jared Goff, you're our only hope.

Maybe do something before the other team puts you into a 14 point hole

 

[GIADF]

Lions have not shot at a SB with that defense.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Lions have not shot at a SB with that defense.

And with more injuries, it's looking grim.

Can't just rely on the offense to score 50 points. They aren't the 2006 Colts with Peyton Manning.

 

[GIADF]

All in on the Bills. Screw Philly and those losers in purple.

 

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Yesterday was one for the books regarding NFL officiating

 

[John Price]

Bab

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

All in on the Bills. Screw Philly and those losers in purple.

It's gonna blow when it's the Chiefs and Eagles again.

 

[PanthersPens62]

Bab

Will you be stopping by Forrester Creations while you are in So Cal?

 

[John Price]

Will you be stopping by Forrester Creations while you are in So Cal?

no

I'm in line for Mario kart ride (