Useless Thread MCMXCVII - 51 Year Old Spams His Plushies (Xmas Still Canceled)

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Hood afternoon @PanthersPens62

 

[SladeWilson23]

Jets win.

 

[SoupNazi]

One of the rare times I can mention what I'm doing at work which is blaring 50 cent - Hustler's Ambition while reading over benefits on The computer and we also get parental leave!

now to make a John Price jr...

The women in my life bring confusion and shit
So like Nino in "New Jack," I holla "Cancel that bitch!"

oh it's maternal benefits eh

No woman is going to breed with a manchild with a plushie collection and no job.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

This Lions defense, holy f***ing shit, just stop anything at all

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

@PanthersPens62 BAB

 

[End of Line]

@Mrfenn92

 

[Mrfenn92]

@Mrfenn92

Goat

 

[SoupNazi]

@John Price sounds like the kind of guy who argues over which fourth-liner deserves more ice time as if it’s the key to world peace, all while buried in his parents’ basement. He probably spends more time fluffing his plushie collection than fluffing a résumé, which is why he’s still unemployed and still debating how the 2012 draft "ruined the franchise."

Calling him a manchild feels generous — at least children have some excuse. Meanwhile, John’s over here yelling at teenagers on Reddit about Corsi stats, thinking his hot takes are “revolutionary” when they’re just reheated garbage. Maybe one day he’ll leave his plushies behind and upgrade to actual human interaction — but honestly, even his stuffed Pikachu might ghost him.