Useless Thread MCMXCVI - Christmas Is Canceled [CONFIRMED]

[Sega Dreamcast]

He definitely gets naked and wears a giant plushie skin around his townhouse, tucked penis and all.

 

[SladeWilson23]

Why do the NY football teams suck?

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

He definitely gets naked and wears a giant plushie skin around his townhouse, tucked penis and all.


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Or if he ever miraculously got a woman one day…you just know he’d make her wear a teddy bear costume.

 

[John Price]

 

[SladeWilson23]

I love Kaitlan Collins.

 

[John Price]

Have some football ready to watch for my flight

 

[GIADF]

@GIADF you love georgia rofl

I don’t.

 

[John Price]

I don’t.

liar

 

[GIADF]

liar

I have never been a Georgia fan.

 

[End of Line]

Ordered a new member of "ze family" online but he's stuck in shipping purgatory

just deliver him already

Detained at the border?

 

[KingsHockey24]

Went to a nudist beach yesterday, was the only female and only person sober.

Gotta love California.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Detained at the border?

All those various holes would raise suspicion I bet…

 

[End of Line]

Went to a nudist beach yesterday, was the only female and only person sober.

Gotta love California.

All those various holes would raise suspicion I bet…

Going to get a visit from DHS

 

[John Price]

one of my silicone earbuds fell out

 

[John Price]

man I can't do shit without my earbuds in public this sucks

I also forgot to place my bets for Sunday football I thought I placed them in DC on Thursday (I can only place football bets in DC because of dumb betting laws)

 

[John Price]

 

[KingsHockey24]

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Going to get a visit from DHS

You could say something along those lines..

 

[John Price]

the bar switched the steelers game off

 

[John Price]

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

f*** off, Falcons and Panthers

Lick my wiener, Vikings and Eagles

 

[John Price]

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Also, f*** you Steelers for getting me eliminated from survivor pick'em when you choked to these same jabroni Browns two weeks ago

 

[End of Line]

Also, f*** you Steelers for getting me eliminated from survivor pick'em when you choked to these same jabroni Browns two weeks ago

Tomlin has never lost at home against Cleveland in the regular season lol

 

[SoupNazi]

A picture of @John Price ’s best friend:

 

[John Price]

A picture of @John Price ’s best friend:

f*** him. he's dumb