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Useless Thread MCMXCIX: Miss Piggy Appreciation Thread

I ate a 1 pound burger.
I ate a 2 pounder for a food challenge (Cheeburger Cheeburger in MD)

Finished it, they snapped a photo to put up on the Wall of Fame but then said the printer wasnt working and theyd put it up later.

They then went out of business.

I never did get to see my face on the Wall of Fame.

(** in high school, my 3 chamber 4 foot high bong DID make it to the Virginia State Police Wall of Fame for paraphernalia .. so I got that going for me, which is good. When the cop pulled it out of the trunk he sd "holy crap, is thing a rocket launcher!?" and we all laughed)
 
It's not like Carson Beck is any good anyway. He's okay. But the real problem this season for Miami was that defense. :laugh:

Dude this circle avatar cuts off Marvel Rivals

Why would they do that

WHAT HAPPENED TO OUR SQUARE AVATARS

IM MAD

and ahh the format just changed to white

i'm blind
 
Hey, we got a couple new emoticons !!!! :clap:
It's not like Carson Beck is any good anyway. He's okay. But the real problem this season for Miami was that defense. :laugh:

Dude this circle avatar cuts off Marvel Rivals

Why would they do that

WHAT HAPPENED TO OUR SQUARE AVATARS

IM MAD

and ahh the format just changed to white

i'm blind
They picked up some decent defensive help so far in the portal. Mr. Cavinder is certainly better than Emory Williams. :help:
 
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### Title: "Miami Dolphins Game-Winning Drive"

**Play-by-Play Commentary**

**QUARTER: 4TH | TIME REMAINING: 1:45 | SCORE: JETS 24 - DOLPHINS 20**

**ANNOUNCER 1 (MIKE):** Welcome back, folks! The Miami Dolphins are down by four, starting at their own 25-yard line. They need a touchdown to win. Can Tua Tagovailoa and this offense pull off the comeback?

**ANNOUNCER 2 (TONY):** The pressure is on, Mike. Tua’s got a chance to cement his name in Dolphins history right here.

**1ST & 10 - DOLPHINS 25-YARD LINE**

**MIKE:** Here we go. Tua takes the snap. He’s looking deep… fires to Tyreek Hill on a quick slant! Hill makes the grab, breaks a tackle, and he’s off! 15 yards, and the Dolphins move the chains!

**TONY:** That’s why they call him “The Cheetah,” Mike. He’s electric.

**1ST & 10 - DOLPHINS 40-YARD LINE**

**MIKE:** Tua back in shotgun. Snap is clean. Jets bring the blitz! Tua steps up, scrambles left… dumps it off to Jaylen Waddle. Waddle jukes… gets out of bounds after a 9-yard gain. Smart play to stop the clock.

**TONY:** Excellent awareness by Waddle. He’s not just fast—he’s sharp.

**2ND & 1 - DOLPHINS 49-YARD LINE**

**MIKE:** Dolphins hurry to the line. Hand-off to Raheem Mostert… he powers through the middle for three yards. That’s another first down. Clock ticking, though.

**TONY:** They’ve still got a timeout, but they need to push the tempo here.

**1ST & 10 - JETS 48-YARD LINE**

**MIKE:** Tua’s under center now. Play-action pass! He’s rolling out… has a man! Tyreek Hill again, down the sideline! He’s pushed out at the Jets' 25. What a throw!

**TONY:** And what a route, Mike. Hill left the corner in the dust.

**1ST & 10 - JETS 25-YARD LINE | TIME REMAINING: 0:48**

**MIKE:** Tua’s back in shotgun. Jets showing pressure. Snap is off… Tua’s looking… looking… launches to the end zone! Incomplete, just over the fingertips of Cedrick Wilson.

**TONY:** That was close. They’ll want that one back, but the clock stops. Plenty of time for a few more plays.

**2ND & 10 - JETS 25-YARD LINE**

**MIKE:** Dolphins reset. Snap to Tua. He’s under pressure… escapes the pocket! He’s running… slides down at the Jets' 18. Gain of seven. Dolphins take their final timeout with 33 seconds left.

**TONY:** Smart move by Tua. No need to risk it there. Now they’ve got two plays to win this game.

**3RD & 3 - JETS 18-YARD LINE**

**MIKE:** Here we go. Tua takes the snap… quick pass to Waddle on the screen! Waddle cuts inside… tackled at the 12. That’s a first down! Clock running, Dolphins rushing to the line.

**TONY:** No huddle, Mike. They’re going for it.

**1ST & 10 - JETS 12-YARD LINE | TIME REMAINING: 0:12**

**MIKE:** Tua snaps. He’s looking… throws to the corner of the end zone… Tyreek Hill leaps… TOUCHDOWN, MIAMI! Unbelievable catch!

**TONY:** Oh my goodness, Mike! Tyreek Hill just won this game for the Dolphins. The Jets' defense had no answer.

**MIKE:** The stadium is going wild! What a drive. Tua stayed calm under pressure, and Tyreek Hill proved once again why he’s one of the best in the league.

**EXTRA POINT ATTEMPT**

**MIKE:** Here’s Jason Sanders for the extra point. The snap is good… the kick is up… and it’s perfect. Dolphins lead 27-24 with six seconds left on the clock.

**TONY:** The Jets will have one last chance, but it’s looking like Miami’s night.

**FINAL PLAY**

**MIKE:** Jets with a desperation kickoff return. Ball is fielded at the 5… and they’re swarmed at the 20. That’s it! The Miami Dolphins pull off the comeback victory over the New York Jets!

**TONY:** What a game, Mike. This is why we love football.

**MIKE:** Dolphins fans, rejoice. Your team just delivered a moment to remember.

**FADE OUT.**
 
INT. KITCHEN - MOMENTS LATER

The camera follows Gordon into the kitchen. He stops dead in his tracks. The stovetop is caked with grease, a pot of questionable soup bubbles ominously, and flies buzz around a pile of unwashed dishes.

GORDON: (shouting) What in the name of all that is holy is this?!

FRANK: (stammering) Uh, well, we… we’ve been short-staffed…

GORDON: Short-staffed?! This isn’t short-staffed, Frank. This is biohazard territory! I wouldn’t feed this slop to my worst enemy.

CUT TO: Gordon opening the refrigerator. He recoils as a wave of foul odor hits him.

GORDON: (gagging) Sweet mother of… Frank, what is this? (pulls out a moldy container) This chicken looks like it’s auditioning for The Walking Dead!

FRANK: (sheepishly) That… that was supposed to be for chicken pot pie.

GORDON: (slams the container on the counter) Pot pie? More like death pie! How are you still open? How has no one called the health department?

FRANK: (shrinking under Gordon’s glare) W-we… we’re trying, Chef.

GORDON: (sarcastically) Oh, you’re trying? Brilliant. Try harder, Frank.

CUT TO: Gordon inspecting the soup pot. He takes a cautious sniff and immediately spits into the sink.

GORDON: (yelling) This tastes like someone boiled a pair of old trainers! Who made this?

A timid line cook, JIMMY, raises his hand.

JIMMY: I… I did, Chef.

GORDON: (glaring) Jimmy, what’s in this monstrosity?
 

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