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Title: Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: "You Beast!"

INT. UPSCALE RESTAURANT - EVENING
(The ladies are seated at a long dining table. The tension is palpable. Wine glasses clink as a heated discussion is underway.)

EILEEN DAVIDSON
(calmly but firmly)
Kim, I just want to understand. You’ve been acting differently tonight. Is everything okay?

KIM RICHARDS
(glares at Eileen, defensive)
You know what? I’m not talking to you.

(The table goes quiet. The other Housewives exchange wide-eyed looks.)

EILEEN DAVIDSON
(confused but composed)
I wasn’t trying to upset you. I’m just asking a question.

KIM RICHARDS
(cutting her off, voice rising)
No, Eileen! You don’t get to talk to me like that. Not tonight!

(Eileen tilts her head, taken aback, but doesn’t respond right away.)

KYLE RICHARDS
(trying to mediate)
Kim, calm down. She’s just asking—

KIM RICHARDS
(snapping at Kyle)
Stay out of it, Kyle!

(Turns back to Eileen, pointing a finger dramatically.)

KIM RICHARDS
You beast.

(Gasps ripple around the table. Eileen’s jaw drops, stunned.)

EILEEN DAVIDSON
(leaning back, bewildered)
Excuse me?

LISA RINNA
(whispering to Lisa Vanderpump)
Did she just call her a beast?

LISA VANDERPUMP
(barely hiding a smirk)
Oh darling, it’s Kim. Anything can happen.

(Kim grabs her drink, takes a sip, and crosses her arms. Silence lingers before Erika breaks the tension.)

ERIKA GIRARDI
(deadpan)
Well, this dinner just got interesting.

(Cue dramatic music. Camera pans to Eileen, who looks both hurt and confused, then to Kim, who appears unapologetic.)

FADE OUT.

The wife has been watching the entire Beverly Hills series again, so naturally, I see a bunch of it.

Lisa Rinna is beyond annoying. She's a shit-stirrer that doesn't stfu and is always yelling.

Kyle acts like she's the main character of the show, and she overexplains in her interviews like the audience is f***ing stupid.

Dorit is stuck-up and annoying with her fake accent and douchy husband.

Lisa Vanderpump is a shit-stirrer but she's entertaining, her husband is funny too.

Erika is the most attractive, and doesn't give a shit about the show at all.

I liked Eileen when she first showed up, but she has been progressively getting less airtime.

Teddi won't stfu about her dad being John Mellencamp, and she obnoxiously talks with her hands in her interviews.
 
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There was this one bitch, during the first season or two, that threw this lavish birthday party for her 4 year old daughter, and the whole party was so clearly all about herself and not her daughter.

Before the party even started, she had a whole photoshoot where she was standing on tables amongst all of the decorations.

The show is so unbearable when they act so f***ing out-of-touch. No, your life is not that hard. The items in your closet easily cost more than majority of the audience's homes, so f***ing shut the f*** up.
 
The sun dipped below the Los Angeles skyline, casting a golden glow over the glossy facade of SUR, the epicenter of drama on Vanderpump Rules. Inside, the staff was buzzing—not with customers, but with whispers of betrayal. At the heart of it all was none other than Tom Sandoval, whose charm and guile masked his increasingly nefarious deeds.

For years, Tom had walked the fine line between charismatic antihero and outright villain. But tonight, his antics reached a breaking point.

It all started with the Cocktail Controversy. Tom had promised Lisa Vanderpump a revolutionary menu for their flagship bar, TomTom. What he delivered, however, was a plagiarized set of recipes pulled from an obscure cocktail blog. When Lisa confronted him, he doubled down, claiming the recipes were “inspired” and that he'd “improved” them. But Lisa wasn’t born yesterday.

“You’ve crossed the line, Tom,” she said, her British accent cutting through the room like a knife.

Tom brushed it off with his signature smirk. “Lisa, it’s called innovation.”

But cocktails weren’t the only arena for his schemes. Behind the scenes, Sandoval had been meddling in the personal lives of his friends, sowing seeds of discord under the guise of “helping.” He'd convinced James Kennedy that Raquel was talking behind his back—a lie that led to a public screaming match at Ariana's birthday party. Meanwhile, Tom had been quietly pursuing a business deal with Schwartz’s rival brewery, betraying his best friend’s trust for a quick paycheck.
No, I did not watch the 1st couple seasons
wtf
 
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She couldn't even be bothered to take this picture with her daughter.

This was allegedly a birthday tea party for a 4 year old. No 4 year old is going to give a shit about all these expensive decorations.

This isn't your god damned party, get a f***ing clue, throw an age-appropriate party, and stop making it all about yourself.

What the f***, it's your daughter's birthday, why are you doing a photoshoot instead of spending time with her?

I was so heated for this episode. Holy f***, how shitty of a parent can you be?

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The sun dipped below the Los Angeles skyline, casting a golden glow over the glossy facade of SUR, the epicenter of drama on Vanderpump Rules. Inside, the staff was buzzing—not with customers, but with whispers of betrayal. At the heart of it all was none other than Tom Sandoval, whose charm and guile masked his increasingly nefarious deeds.

For years, Tom had walked the fine line between charismatic antihero and outright villain. But tonight, his antics reached a breaking point.

It all started with the Cocktail Controversy. Tom had promised Lisa Vanderpump a revolutionary menu for their flagship bar, TomTom. What he delivered, however, was a plagiarized set of recipes pulled from an obscure cocktail blog. When Lisa confronted him, he doubled down, claiming the recipes were “inspired” and that he'd “improved” them. But Lisa wasn’t born yesterday.

“You’ve crossed the line, Tom,” she said, her British accent cutting through the room like a knife.

Tom brushed it off with his signature smirk. “Lisa, it’s called innovation.”

But cocktails weren’t the only arena for his schemes. Behind the scenes, Sandoval had been meddling in the personal lives of his friends, sowing seeds of discord under the guise of “helping.” He'd convinced James Kennedy that Raquel was talking behind his back—a lie that led to a public screaming match at Ariana's birthday party. Meanwhile, Tom had been quietly pursuing a business deal with Schwartz’s rival brewery, betraying his best friend’s trust for a quick paycheck.

wtf
I told you I don't watch all of them & I only started some of them from seeing commercials or articles. I started watching BH when I heard that Kim & Kyle had this massive fight in a limo about Kim's drinking. I watched that episode and got hooked.
 
After spending $50,000 on an over-the-top tea party, to celebrate her daughter Kennedy's fourth birthday, Taylor is upstaged by her husband who brings in an even bigger birthday present. Meanwhile, Camille discusses her marriage while relaxing in her Hawaii home and Lisa receives a heartwarming birthday surprise.

50k tea party lol
 
After spending $50,000 on an over-the-top tea party, to celebrate her daughter Kennedy's fourth birthday, Taylor is upstaged by her husband who brings in an even bigger birthday present. Meanwhile, Camille discusses her marriage while relaxing in her Hawaii home and Lisa receives a heartwarming birthday surprise.

50k tea party lol

She also got some American Idol contestant to sing to her daughter, which she, predictably, did not enjoy.

The dad bought a dog and the daughter finally looked happy for the first time during the party, so, of course, the mom was pissed and wanted to get rid of the dog because of "allergies".
 
stupid YouTube doesn't have the party,am I gonna have to log into peacock to watch this episode 😂
 
Best comment of that thread:
"I don't think they expected anything, they're just begging people to feel some shame for constantly acting like such massive incels all the time"
 
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All the video game reddits are just memes and lazy pictures

You mean people bitching about the game instead of just going and playing the game.

It's a thing on the Balatro sub, where someone posts a screenshot asking what they should do, which makes you wonder if these people actually stop playing the game and wait for people to answer them
 
I mean I want to learn more about the Marvel Rivals game or read up but most of them are just memes and low effort posts

"lel nice invisible woman ass !"
 
I mean I want to learn more about the Marvel Rivals game or read up but most of them are just memes and low effort posts

"lel nice invisible woman ass !"

It's a free to play game based on a massively popular IP, of course the sub is going to be a lot of shitposting.

Subs for normal games are most likely composed of people who have played the game, so they're mostly just people bitching about the game.
 
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