Useless Thread MCMVIII: Mario FIXED It - The U Appreciation Thread

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

I'm going to have "so much fun" cooking food and then cleaning up all the bullshit afterwards. You know I f***ing cooked some pastsa and onions which was fine but all the onioins f***ing stuck to my food processor after a f***ing day in the sink? What the f***?

"clean your shit up so it doesn't stick on dumbass"

I DON'T HAVE TIME TO DO THAT

f*** OFF

I HATE COOKING

If you have time to bitch and whine online…then you have time to clean your shit.

 

[John Price]

lol

If you have time to bitch and whine online…then you have time to clean your shit.

Your pal mcnugget is coming back.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Your pal mcnugget is coming back.

No1currs about that choker

 

[John Price]

No1currs about that choker

He's done more for hockey than Crosby since 2018

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

100-1 rushing him back will just make things worse in the long run. Or he’ll get hurt again and worse….

Really what’s 2-3 weeks??? If he can be invisible in games 6 and 7 of the SCF, then what’s a few missed regular season games in November amirite??

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

He's done more for hockey than Crosby since 2018

What has he done??? Choke when it truly matters???

Meanwhile Sid’s done/won pretty much everything. He’s probably bored and awaiting retirement.

Hood afternoon @PanthersPens62

Hope you are well!!

 

[John Price]

What has he done??? Choke when it truly matters???

Meanwhile Sid’s done/won pretty much everything. He’s probably bored and awaiting retirement.

win a conference, something your club has not done since 2017

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

win a conference, something your club has not done since 2017

Meanwhile you bananas still can’t make it out of the 1st round.

Even when Pittsburgh aren’t even in the playoffs to beat your sorry asses.

And who could forget last year…. 0-4

 

[PanthersPens62]

Hood afternoon @PanthersPens62

Hope you are well!!

Trying to cope Reading a lot of post-game analysis.

 

[John Price]

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Leftover Chinese food in ze fridge

f*** yeah

 

[John Price]

go Mcdavid

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

go Mcdavid

Where?? On IR miraculously until Game 1??

 

[John Price]

 

[PanthersPens62]

Where?? On IR miraculously until Game 1??

If he was on Vegas, you know those slimy f****** would have put McDingDong on LTIR the moment he went down so they could illegally hoard another top line player.

 

[John Price]

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[PanthersPens62]

Plenty of gambling books explain how to play the games; that's Gambling 101. Gambling 102 takes you to the next stage, where you're playing in the best way with the least amount of effort. Within these pages, gambling's "Wizard of Odds" provides proven strategies for all the casino games--from baccarat to video poker to sic bo to craps--in terms that are easy to understand and implement.

Nineteen quick chapters (some as brief as two or three pages) cut right to the heart of each game. They give you, first, an assessment of the odds you face, then the basic strategies you need to lower them as much as possible. When should you raise in Three Card Poker? How good a hand do you need to Let It Ride? How will reduced "juice" affect your sports-betting results? And, of course, how do you pick, and play, the best blackjack game? Everything you need to play the games as well as they can be played is at your fingertips.

Gambling 102 is the product of years of mathematical analysis, computer modeling, and actual casino play. If you believe in luck or hunches, you probably need another book. But if you believe that mathematics provides the best way to approach games of chance, then Gambling 102 is the book for you.

Do those books delve into the pros and cons of making $1.94 wagers?

 

[John Price]

 

[Kairi Zaide]

Hi zaide lol

Whomst

You gonna go to a concert and offer your buddy a gummienand not tell him it’s actually melatonin?

I don't have friends.

 

[Neil Racki]

I was drunk in the Dominican Republic, gambling playing black jack

Our dealer was "in training" and had someone on their shoulder observing and helping them

Im drunk and had a good night, getting late not paying attention

I show 19

I tap the table just on auto pilot not even thinking

2

I hit 21

Person on their shoulder scolded the trainer dealer hard, thinking and showing them they may have been turning the corner of cards up a bit when dealing .. it wasnt, i was just dumb

Felt so bad

Local person in a horrible economy finally gets a resort gig .. only for drunk american to screw it up for them

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Lirl @ all the idiots online whining about wanting to move here

Newsflash….It’s way way way worse here in “Canindia” right now…then in the US.

If I could GTFO of this shithole, I would…..

 

[the valiant effort]

Lirl @ all the idiots online whining about wanting to move here

Newsflash….It’s way way way worse here in “Canindia” right now…then in the US.

If I could GTFO of this shithole, I would…..

Why not just move bro? The inconvenience of uprooting will be replaced with the relief of doing what you wanted to do for change in your life

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Why not just move bro? The inconvenience of uprooting will be replaced with the relief of doing what you wanted to do for change in your life

Can’t afford it

 

[John Price]

listening to the radio

Lions' Branch sorry for flipping off Packers' crowd

Lions defensive back Brian Branch apologized for flipping double birds to the Green Bay crowd after being ejected from Sunday's game and said he agreed with the referee's call.

www.espn.com

McDavid to return from ankle injury for Oilers against Golden Knights | NHL.com

Center missed 3 games, has 10 points this season

www.nhl.com

EDMONTON -- Connor McDavid will be back in the Edmonton Oilers’ lineup Wednesday, a little more than a week since injuring his left ankle.

The Oilers center, who was originally expected to miss 2-3 weeks, participated in the morning skate on a line with Zach Hyman and Jeff Skinner ahead of their game against the Vegas Golden Knights at Rogers Place (8:30 p.m. ET: TVAS, SN, SCRIPPS).

“Yeah, I feel good,” the Edmonton captain said. “Looking forward to going and getting back in there.”

mcdavid idolization thread

In mathematics, the Taylor series or Taylor expansion of a function is an infinite sum of terms that are expressed in terms of the function's derivatives at a single point. For most common functions, the function and the sum of its Taylor series are equal near this point. Taylor series are named after Brook Taylor, who introduced them in 1715. A Taylor series is also called a Maclaurin series when 0 is the point where the derivatives are considered, after Colin Maclaurin, who made extensive use of this special case of Taylor series in the 18th century.





the hat at the game

 

[John Price]