Useless Thread MCMVIII: Mario FIXED It - The U Appreciation Thread
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John Price
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lol
Your pal mcnugget is coming back.If you have time to bitch and whine online…then you have time to clean your shit.
Your pal mcnugget is coming back.
No1currs about that choker
John Price
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He's done more for hockey than Crosby since 2018
100-1 rushing him back will just make things worse in the long run. Or he’ll get hurt again and worse….
Really what’s 2-3 weeks??? If he can be invisible in games 6 and 7 of the SCF, then what’s a few missed regular season games in November amirite??
Really what’s 2-3 weeks??? If he can be invisible in games 6 and 7 of the SCF, then what’s a few missed regular season games in November amirite??
What has he done??? Choke when it truly matters???
Meanwhile Sid’s done/won pretty much everything. He’s probably bored and awaiting retirement.
John Price
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win a conference, something your club has not done since 2017
Meanwhile you bananas still can’t make it out of the 1st round.
Even when Pittsburgh aren’t even in the playoffs to beat your sorry asses.
And who could forget last year…. 0-4
PanthersPens62
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Trying to cope
Reading a lot of post-game analysis.
John Price
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John Price
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Where?? On IR miraculously until Game 1??
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PanthersPens62
Paul & Stanley
If he was on Vegas, you know those slimy f****** would have put McDingDong on LTIR the moment he went down so they could illegally hoard another top line player.
John Price
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John Price
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Kairi Zaide
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I was drunk in the Dominican Republic, gambling playing black jack
Our dealer was "in training" and had someone on their shoulder observing and helping them
Im drunk and had a good night, getting late not paying attention
I show 19
I tap the table just on auto pilot not even thinking
2
I hit 21
Person on their shoulder scolded the trainer dealer hard, thinking and showing them they may have been turning the corner of cards up a bit when dealing .. it wasnt, i was just dumb
Felt so bad
Local person in a horrible economy finally gets a resort gig .. only for drunk american to screw it up for them
Our dealer was "in training" and had someone on their shoulder observing and helping them
Im drunk and had a good night, getting late not paying attention
I show 19
I tap the table just on auto pilot not even thinking
2
I hit 21
Person on their shoulder scolded the trainer dealer hard, thinking and showing them they may have been turning the corner of cards up a bit when dealing .. it wasnt, i was just dumb
Felt so bad
Local person in a horrible economy finally gets a resort gig .. only for drunk american to screw it up for them
Lirl @ all the idiots online whining about wanting to move here
Newsflash….It’s way way way worse here in “Canindia” right now…then in the US.
If I could GTFO of this shithole, I would…..
Newsflash….It’s way way way worse here in “Canindia” right now…then in the US.
If I could GTFO of this shithole, I would…..
the valiant effort
settle down, bud
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Why not just move bro? The inconvenience of uprooting will be replaced with the relief of doing what you wanted to do for change in your life
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