Useless Thread MCMVII: Breezewood PA. Appreciation Thread

[John Price]

Wish I had a John Price Jr to take care of

@GIADF will the kid also bike all day and drink non alcoholic alcohol on his tricycle

 

[John Price]

Poor kid already set up for Chicago failure.

First thing you should show him is the hail mary.

 

[John Price]

No @GIADF you can't put athletic brewing co. in the baby bottle

 

[PanthersPens62]

@PanthersPens62 Did you have any thoughts on the Dwayne Wade statue in Miami

The neck & below is perfection. Above the neck..............mother of God !

 

[John Price]

The neck & below is perfection. Above the neck..............mother of God !

look for me on TV tomorrow although unlike gameday you can't bring signs in

it would have been hilarious if you could, people waving flags with witty signs in DC

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

https://x.com/i/web/status/1850609519530823753

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Been working for over a decade bud

In 2016, John Price paid only $750 in federal income tax, and in 2017, he paid another $750 in federal income tax. This was much less than other lounge posters.

 

[John Price]

haven't purchased any candy for the kids yet and Halloween is coming up

AITA?

In 2016, John Price paid only $750 in federal income tax, and in 2017, he paid another $750 in federal income tax. This was much less than other lounge posters.

I'm rich but not rich enough to utilize loopholes like Steve ballmer

 

[John Price]

The Billionaire Playbook: How Sports Owners Use Their Teams to Avoid Millions in Taxes

Owners like Steve Ballmer can take the kinds of deductions on team assets — everything from media deals to player contracts — that industrialists take on factory equipment. That helps them pay lower tax rates than players and even stadium workers.

www.propublica.org

Ballmer pays such a low rate, in part, because of a provision of the U.S. tax code. When someone buys a business, they’re often able to deduct almost the entire sale price against their income during the ensuing years. That allows them to pay less in taxes. The underlying logic is that the purchase price was composed of assets — buildings, equipment, patents and more — that degrade over time and should be counted as expenses.

But in few industries is that tax treatment more detached from economic reality than in professional sports. Teams’ most valuable assets, such as TV deals and player contracts, are virtually guaranteed to regenerate because sports franchises are essentially monopolies. There’s little risk that players will stop playing for Ballmer’s Clippers or that TV stations will stop airing their games. But Ballmer still gets to deduct the value of those assets over time, almost $2 billion in all, from his taxable income.

This allows Ballmer to perform a kind of financial magic trick. If he profits from the Clippers, he can — legally — inform the IRS that he is losing money, thus saving vast sums on his taxes. If the Clippers are unprofitable in a given year, he can tell the IRS he’s losing vastly more.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

I'm rich but not rich enough to utilize loopholes like Steve ballmer

Tax avoidance is not a crime, allegedly.

Us poors are just too stupid to buy some livestock and get our "estates" classified as farm land.

 

[GIADF]

haven't purchased any candy for the kids yet and Halloween is coming up

AITA?


I'm rich but not rich enough to utilize loopholes like Steve ballmer

 

[John Price]

wtf

 

[John Price]

 

[GIADF]

wtf

You would be the shitty candy giver outer tbh.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Manningcast second half guests: LL Cool J and Bill Cowher

lirl

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

You would be the shitty candy giver outer tbh.

He’d give out sprinkleless yogurt

Or packs of raisins.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Wish I had a John Price Jr to take care of

You can barely take care of yourself.

What if your “Alzheimer” acted up and you left the baby at Rita’s or at BaB???

 

[PanthersPens62]

Hood Morning @MetalheadPenguinsFan !!! Knowing Mr. Price, he'd hoard all the plushies & never let Junior cuddle with any of them ! Meanwhile, thoughts & prayers for an injured McDingDong. And.............IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIt's a Panthers win !!!!!!!

https://x.com/i/web/status/1851075981697528264

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Ballgame over! Yankees lose! Theeeeeeee Yankees lose!

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Y'know, I've kinda been cheering for the Stillers, but the cocky yinzers make me want to hate them.

 

[John Price]

working 6-2 today

Love logging into origin and seeing a battlefield 2042 update which is required but doesn't auto download and even if it did would lag the sims 4 and take 2 hours to patch.

 

[John Price]

Watching Japanese baseball

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Claims to be working.

Immediately posts about playing video games and watching TV

 

[John Price]

Claims to be working.

Immediately posts about playing video games and watching TV

I was up at 5 am and I can't work until 6

also there's a tablet by the computer here.