Useless Thread MCMIV: Mario Cristobal Appreciation Thread

[John Price]

i love disco but the Vegas disco show is 99 dollars

 

[John Price]

https://x.com/i/web/status/1838910560521572497

 

[John Price]

They need to engineer a quick and easy way to f***ing lose weight

Yes I could starve myself which is what I'm doing now, but it's painful

 

[PanthersPens62]

https://x.com/i/web/status/1838910560521572497

I know that my beloved U is benefitting from this at the moment, but as our resident "old man yelling at the clouds" I just abhor what this has done to college football. In my day, a kid was beyond grateful to get a full scholarship, a chance to get 4 years of free education and play the game he loves. It was more than enough back then.

Kudos to men like Coach K & Saban for walking away rather than having to live this nonsense 365 days a year. I would have included JimBo but he just had to take a shot at coaches/programs who are "playing the game"......you can't blame those coaches either.

 

[PanthersPens62]

They need to engineer a quick and easy way to f***ing lose weight

Yes I could starve myself which is what I'm doing now, but it's painful

Starving yourself is NOT the answer. The answer is simply to curb the amount you eat at each meal & watch WHAT you eat. Having 10 spring rolls, or putting chocolate chips in yogurt is not necessary. Having 2 dinners is not necessary. Having 3 plates of tailgate food before 9AM with multiple beers is not necessary. And yes, processed and fried foods are more fattening as well.

 

[John Price]

Haven't eaten a damn thing since 6 PM yesterday.

That's not right.

Starving yourself is NOT the answer. The answer is simply to curb the amount you eat at each meal & watch WHAT you eat. Having 10 spring rolls, or putting chocolate chips in yogurt is not necessary. Having 2 dinners is not necessary. Having 3 plates of tailgate food before 9AM with multiple beers is not necessary. And yes, processed and fried foods are more fattening as well.

What the f*** are you talking about.

Do you not know HIIT.

And yes, processed and fried foods are more fattening as well.

 

[John Price]

Ellen DeGeneres Is Unapologetic, Unrelatable and Totally Insufferable in Her New Netflix Special

Once again, ‘canceled’ means getting the Netflix spotlight

www.cracked.com

Woman who was taken off TV for being mean to her underlings complains about being cancelled.

Clones, I am not for cancel culture but Ellen was rightfully taken off the air

 

[PanthersPens62]

Haven't eaten a damn thing since 6 PM yesterday.

That's not right.


What the f*** are you talking about.

Do you not know HIIT.


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I never claimed that I don't eat those frozen dinners. But I also don't come here whining about how hard it is to lose weight. You asked for an easier way than starving yourself & I gave you my opinion. Do with it as you like.

 

[PanthersPens62]

https://x.com/i/web/status/1838417435634127193

 

[John Price]

Close a tab

Firefox: "DIDN'T MEAN TO CLOSE THAT TAB? FIREFOX HAS NEW FEATURES FOR YOU"

Yes I meant to close it

These browsers and internet companies are so intent on giving you shit nobody asked for

 

[John Price]

https://x.com/i/web/status/1838918554982212017

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

They need to engineer a quick and easy way to f***ing lose weight

It's called liposuction, fat ass

 

[John Price]

IT'S BOSS TIME

 

[John Price]

Just waiting for 4 hours until I can head out to baseball

 

[John Price]

"Cuddle Buddy"

 

[John Price]

are you watching the view

 

[John Price]

Macdonald's fine system -- more strictly enforced than Carroll's -- includes a $500 penalty for showing up even one minute late to a meeting, according to one player. Being overweight and missing physical therapy sessions are other finable offenses.

 

[John Price]

https://x.com/i/web/status/1836435754689470689

Ohio banned

 

[PanthersPens62]

are you watching the view

You bet I am !

 

[John Price]

You bet I am !

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

https://x.com/i/web/status/1836435754689470689

Ohio banned

Imagine being a teacher and having to hear the kids say the same stupid shit over and over.

Almost as bad as reading your posts.

 

[John Price]

"Gen Z and Gen Alpha have developed a bizarre fixation with Ohio — adopting The Buckeye State's given name as slang for anything weird"





Real ohio.

@End of Line

 

[John Price]

Can't find any of my old Legos or action figures from my childhood so f*** it just going to buy new ones.