Useless Thread MCMII: NFL Post-Preseason Pre-Season Thread

[Sega Dreamcast]

And now, the continuation of the Useless Thread

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[John Price]

yogurt time

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

yogurt time

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

https://x.com/i/web/status/1830289813641281570

@John Price wakes up and says "7 hours of work-free binge-eating starts now"

 

[John Price]

did you end up getting red zone on youtube tv?

 

[PanthersPens62]

yogurt time

With or without chocolate chips & sprinkles?

And admit it......you can't wait to have that new Spongebob platter from Wendy's.

 

[John Price]

With or without chocolate chips & sprinkles?

And admit it......you can't wait to have that new Spongebob platter from Wendy's.

without

Adidas doesn't say how long the jersey is, only that it's 41-43 inches wide

if this small ends up too small fine but it'd be nice to know how long it is

LOL MACHADO STILL USES BANDOLERO IN NPB

 

[PanthersPens62]

I think I found the perfect woman for @John Price to watch a football game with !

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

top dollar

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

did you end up getting red zone on youtube tv?

I haven't signed up yet, I usually do it the day before the first Redzone.

And then I cancel it immediately after the last Redzone of the season

 

[John Price]

https://x.com/i/web/status/1830724688739250343

 

[PanthersPens62]

@MetalheadPenguinsFan Pancakes is back!!!! We had a special college football edition just now, so as soon as I see it on You Tube I will post it for you !

 

[John Price]

https://x.com/i/web/status/1830409386717819277

 

[PanthersPens62]

https://x.com/i/web/status/1830724688739250343

Jeez....now he's not even using the service dog excuse. I'm just waiting for someone in one of these stadiums to act like that POS usher in Denver did to my man Hample. He's just lucky Ben is a golden retriever a breed that is universally loved, because if it was one of those tiny ankle biters I'm sure the feedback would be more like the 2 distractors that I found on X today.

https://x.com/i/web/status/1830409386717819277

Yeah.........no. There are rules in place for taking pets into public places. Kirk gets away with this on a technicality. A pet just can't be taken anywhere and everywhere "just because".

 

[PanthersPens62]

If a service dog on an NCL ship laid down on its back, and started rubbing the carpeting like Ben did on the field, the owner would be spoken to & a repeat offense would have them kicked off the ship.

If a service dog on an NCL ship sat on furniture in any public room, including a dining room, the same result as above would apply.

If a service dog was in a public area and not on a leash, the same result as above would apply.

If someone called NCL and said they wanted to bring their ESA with them, they would be told "no".

If someone called NCL and said they wanted to bring Fido because "he was their best friend & like a family member" they would be told "no" and be lucky if we didn't burst out laughing.

So, I do apologize if my feelings towards "Ben" don't match with the majority.

 

[John Price]

If a service dog on an NCL ship laid down on its back, and started rubbing the carpeting like Ben did on the field, the owner would be spoken to & a repeat offense would have them kicked off the ship.

If a service dog on an NCL ship sat on furniture in any public room, including a dining room, the same result as above would apply.

If a service dog was in a public area and not on a leash, the same result as above would apply.

If someone called NCL and said they wanted to bring their ESA with them, they would be told "no".

If someone called NCL and said they wanted to bring Fido because "he was their best friend & like a family member" they would be told "no" and be lucky if we didn't burst out laughing.

So, I do apologize if my feelings towards "Ben" don't match with the majority.

 

[End of Line]

I’m starting to think Herbie let’s Ben lick the inside of his mouth and give him his Botox injections

 

[John Price]

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3. **Deposit Bonuses:** Online casinos often offer deposit bonuses where players receive extra money or free spins when they deposit funds into their account. For example, a 100% deposit bonus means that if you deposit $100, you get an extra $100 to play with.

4. **No Deposit Bonuses:** These are bonuses given to players without requiring them to make a deposit. It’s a way for casinos to attract new players.

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Cruise lines typically have specific policies regarding Emotional Support Animals (ESAs). These policies can vary significantly between companies, but here are some general guidelines that most cruise lines follow:

1. **Documentation Requirements:**
- Most cruise lines require documentation from a licensed mental health professional stating that the passenger has a disability and that the ESA is necessary for the passenger's mental health. This often includes a letter on official letterhead that is dated and signed.
- Some cruise lines may also require vaccination records and health certificates for the ESA.

2. **Advance Notification:**
- Passengers are usually required to notify the cruise line well in advance of their sailing date if they plan to bring an ESA. This allows the cruise line to review the documentation and make any necessary accommodations.

3. **Types of Animals:**
- While service dogs are generally accepted across all cruise lines, policies on ESAs can vary. Some cruise lines may only accept dogs as ESAs, while others may be more flexible. Exotic animals are typically not allowed.

4. **Cabin Restrictions:**
- ESAs are usually allowed only in specific cabins or staterooms. Some cruise lines have designated pet-friendly cabins or areas, and the ESA may not be allowed in certain public spaces, such as dining areas, pools, or spas.

5. **Port Regulations:**
- It's important to note that the regulations concerning ESAs can vary depending on the ports of call. Some countries may have strict quarantine laws, and your ESA might not be allowed to disembark at certain ports.

6. **Behavioral Expectations:**
- The ESA must be well-behaved, quiet, and under the control of the owner at all times. If the ESA is disruptive, the cruise line may require the animal to be confined to the passenger's cabin or even disembarked.

7. **Service Animals vs. ESAs:**
- It’s important to differentiate between service animals and ESAs. Service animals are usually given broader access rights under disability laws, while ESAs do not have the same legal protections and may be subject to more restrictions.

Because policies can vary greatly between cruise lines and even between specific cruises, it’s essential to contact the cruise line directly to get the most accurate and detailed information for your specific situation.

 

[H3ckt1k]

A **slot bonus** refers to a feature or promotional offer related to slot machines, either in physical casinos or online platforms. These bonuses can come in various forms:

1. **Free Spins:** Players are given a certain number of free spins on a slot machine, allowing them to play without using their own money.

2. **Bonus Rounds:** Some slot machines have built-in bonus rounds that are triggered by specific symbols or combinations. These rounds often involve mini-games or additional spins where players can win extra prizes.

3. **Deposit Bonuses:** Online casinos often offer deposit bonuses where players receive extra money or free spins when they deposit funds into their account. For example, a 100% deposit bonus means that if you deposit $100, you get an extra $100 to play with.

4. **No Deposit Bonuses:** These are bonuses given to players without requiring them to make a deposit. It’s a way for casinos to attract new players.

5. **Loyalty or VIP Bonuses:** Regular players might receive special bonuses as part of a loyalty program, such as free spins, cashback, or exclusive promotions.

Slot bonuses are designed to enhance the gaming experience and provide players with more opportunities to win without risking their own money.

Do your parents allow you to gamble?

 

[John Price]

Do your parents allow you to gamble?

they don't care

did you see lady luck HQ was at hard Rock Hollywood

https://thespun.com/college-hoops/coach-k-photo-goes-viral-college-basketball-world-reacts

Former Duke men's basketball coach Mike Krzyzewski appears to be enjoying his retirement.

Over the weekend, a video of Coach K playing the slots went viral on social media.

 

[PanthersPens62]

Cruise lines typically have specific policies regarding Emotional Support Animals (ESAs). These policies can vary significantly between companies, but here are some general guidelines that most cruise lines follow:

1. **Documentation Requirements:**
- Most cruise lines require documentation from a licensed mental health professional stating that the passenger has a disability and that the ESA is necessary for the passenger's mental health. This often includes a letter on official letterhead that is dated and signed.
- Some cruise lines may also require vaccination records and health certificates for the ESA.

2. **Advance Notification:**
- Passengers are usually required to notify the cruise line well in advance of their sailing date if they plan to bring an ESA. This allows the cruise line to review the documentation and make any necessary accommodations.

3. **Types of Animals:**
- While service dogs are generally accepted across all cruise lines, policies on ESAs can vary. Some cruise lines may only accept dogs as ESAs, while others may be more flexible. Exotic animals are typically not allowed.

4. **Cabin Restrictions:**
- ESAs are usually allowed only in specific cabins or staterooms. Some cruise lines have designated pet-friendly cabins or areas, and the ESA may not be allowed in certain public spaces, such as dining areas, pools, or spas.

5. **Port Regulations:**
- It's important to note that the regulations concerning ESAs can vary depending on the ports of call. Some countries may have strict quarantine laws, and your ESA might not be allowed to disembark at certain ports.

6. **Behavioral Expectations:**
- The ESA must be well-behaved, quiet, and under the control of the owner at all times. If the ESA is disruptive, the cruise line may require the animal to be confined to the passenger's cabin or even disembarked.

7. **Service Animals vs. ESAs:**
- It’s important to differentiate between service animals and ESAs. Service animals are usually given broader access rights under disability laws, while ESAs do not have the same legal protections and may be subject to more restrictions.

Because policies can vary greatly between cruise lines and even between specific cruises, it’s essential to contact the cruise line directly to get the most accurate and detailed information for your specific situation.

I can't speak for other cruise lines but NCL does NOT accept ESA's. Period.

 

[John Price]

https://x.com/i/web/status/1543252366568341505

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

https://x.com/i/web/status/1543252366568341505

Taking a creepshot video like a f***ing weirdo. Leave the man alone.

He notices he's being recorded and the person turns away, what a p***y-ass douchebag.

Act like an adult and just try to talk to him. If he says piss off, then don't be a jerk and go away.

 

[John Price]

In accordance with the ADA, Norwegian Cruise Line does NOT accept “Emotional Support” dogs as service dogs, they CANNOT sail.

Guests must provide copies of the dog’s current vaccination records that show all shots are up-to-date (including Rabies), as well as a USDA or International Health certificate
Guests are responsible for checking with all ports of call for any special requirements they may have. Guests are responsible for bringing all food, medication and life jacket for the dog
A relief sand box will be provided