Useless Thread MCMII: NFL Post-Preseason Pre-Season Thread

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

Was going to go to Walmart.ca today but don't feel like it

Gonna stay home all day today

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

Snapface

 

[John Price]

Commanders VP trashes players, Jones, Goodell

The Commanders have suspended an employee for comments on the team's players, Cowboys owner Jerry Jones and commissioner Roger Goodell.

www.espn.com

 

[PanthersPens62]

In case yinz forgot............

 

[PanthersPens62]

Commanders VP trashes players, Jones, Goodell

The Commanders have suspended an employee for comments on the team's players, Cowboys owner Jerry Jones and commissioner Roger Goodell.

www.espn.com

Yeah, he had to be suspended........but I'm betting everything he said is 100% a fact, jack.

 

[John Price]

Yeah, he had to be suspended........but I'm betting everything he said is 100% a fact, jack.

It is

Just like those "pride" days corporations put out when they put out them rainbows in June

We know why you're doing it, don't deny it (money)

 

[John Price]

UT PRIDE

 

[John Price]

https://x.com/i/web/status/1831421980777836950

f*** that I'm not riding the train downtown at 11 to see these people

 

[John Price]

Why Your Team Sucks 2024: Miami Dolphins | Defector

Some people are fans of the Miami Dolphins. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the Miami Dolphins. This 2024 Defector NFL team preview is for those in the latter group. Read all the previews so far here. Your team: Miami Dolphins. I bring the pressure to my own Frankfurt whenever I watch...

defector.com

Your coach: Mike McDaniel, who’s so busy drawing up pre-snap motions for his receivers that he can’t seem to hire a defensive coordinator worth a shit. McDaniel’s first attempt at filling the position was Josh Boyer. Boyer sucked, so McDaniel fired him and brought in name-brand DC Vic Fangio to replace him. Fangio sucked, AND all of his players hated him. So McDaniel fired him, and now turns to former Ravens DL coach Anthony Weaver to figure out a way to stop opposing teams from passing for 400 yards. Do you have any faith that Weaver will be The One True DC here? Or are you like me and already primed for McDaniel to offer Gregg Williams the gig four months from now? I think you know the answer.

 

[John Price]

would you say that assessment is accurate @PanthersPens62

 

[Oogie Boogie]

Topo Chico

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

https://x.com/i/web/status/1831433794110550254

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

He's an awesome host.

He could easily work Redzone forever, but it wouldn't surprise me if he goes to something bigger.

1 day a week and you get paid to watch and talk about football. That would be a sweet gig.

 

[John Price]

Weighing in at 171.8

 

[John Price]

Reading up on O'Keffee who is apparently a POS who tries to trap people with manipulative video

I don't really follow the whole Andrew Tate / Crowder social influencer or online media scene so this is the first I've heard of his shit. It does seem downright scumbag to record but at the same time don't spill the NFL's secrets in public

We all know what the NFL wants and it's money, this whole November "Breast Cancer Awareness" shit it's just to sell tickets and make them look good. You think they give a shit?

 

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You need a woman who has a feeder kink

 

[PanthersPens62]

would you say that assessment is accurate @PanthersPens62

f*** no ! I think this Weaver hire is going to turn out great. Unlike with Fangio, the players seem to love playing for him. Coach Nerd third year may end up being just a great as Mario's !!

 

[John Price]

You need a woman who has a feeder kink

I need a sexy ass personal trainer to motivate me

shit

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

f*** no ! I think this Weaver hire is going to turn out great. Unlike with Fangio, the players seem to love playing for him. Coach Ner'd third year may end up being just a great as Mario's !!

But he literally said your coordinators sucked and they did

 

[PanthersPens62]

Weighing in at 171.8

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After seeing all the pictures of what you have eaten recently should any of us be surprised?

Speaking of food..... @MetalheadPenguinsFan they have not posted today's segment. I'll keep my eyes out.

 

[PanthersPens62]

I need a sexy ass personal trainer to motivate me

shit

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


But he literally said your coordinators sucked and they did

Oh so NOW you are defending Drew Magary????? Fangio was bad because the players hated him and communication was awful. That said, the stats were not as bad as you'd think they were.

 

[John Price]

Oh so NOW you are defending Drew Magary????? Fangio was bad because the players hated him and communication was awful. That said, the stats were not as bad as you'd think they were.

I hate magary and he's an asshole but he told no lies

 

[PanthersPens62]

I hate magary and he's an asshole but he told no lies

You could have just stopped at asshole. You came here days ago whining about all the shit he writes now all of a sudden you take his word as gospel. I'm telling you now Weaver will have them playing good defense. Just like I told you this year's U would not look anything like last year's U.