Useless Thread MCMII: NFL Post-Preseason Pre-Season Thread

[John Price]

@John Price if he were white and blonde….

how I imagine it

in reality

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Just date a blind blonde @John Price

 

[John Price]

Just date a blind blonde @John Price

might get a mail order bride who needs to marry an American to become legal citizen

 

[John Price]

people talking outside

I'm trying to work lol






The show is centered around the K-1 visa process, which allows a fiancé from another country to travel to the US to live with their prospective American spouse. The K-1 visa is designed to provide time for the couple to arrange their marriage ceremony. As part of the visa process, each couple is required to sign documents affirming their intent to marry. If the couple does not marry within 90 days of entering the US, the foreign fiancé must leave the country.[11] Couples often face challenges such as language barriers, culture shock, and skepticism from friends and family.

skepticism from friends and family.

I dont' think this is going to be a problem lol

 

[John Price]

Imagine John Price, Mrs JP and JP jr all on HFBoards talking in the UT

you are not prepared for this level of shitposting brother

@MrsJohnPrice DID YOU TAKE OUT THE STEAK TO DEFROST IT

@JohnPriceJr do your homework

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

might get a mail order bride who needs to marry an American to become legal citizen

We all know you’d cheap out and end up with this…

Or a dude in a wedding dress.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Imagine John Price, Mrs JP and JP jr all on HFBoards talking in the UT

you are not prepared for this level of shitposting brother

@MrsJohnPrice DID YOU TAKE OUT THE STEAK TO DEFROST IT

@JohnPriceJr do your homework

Imagine monkeys flying out of your butt.

Both are just as likely to ever happen.

 

[John Price]

Went to Costco yesterday and returned my pants, but they didn't have my size of pants. They had like 5 stacks of pants and not one was 36x30. Wtf.

I had to go order that online.

Also got a bag of chips and these chocllate waffle cones and smores for snacking.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Imagine John Price, Mrs JP and JP jr all on HFBoards talking in the UT

you are not prepared for this level of shitposting brother

@MrsJohnPrice DID YOU TAKE OUT THE STEAK TO DEFROST IT

@JohnPriceJr do your homework

“Ehat’s a steak?? I took that long piece of wood out of the freezer this morning. Poked myself twice.”

 

[John Price]

Also reminder that 36x30 is still smaller than anyone here wears.

But fat amirite.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Went to Costco yesterday and returned my pants, but they didn't have my size of pants. They had like 5 stacks of pants and not one was 36x30. Wtf.

I had to go order that online.

Also got a bag of chips and these chocllate waffle cones and smores for snacking.

Size 38 or 40/30 needed soon…..

 

[John Price]

Size 38 or 40/30 needed soon…..

still smaller than your taco / nacho loving ass wears

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Also reminder that 36x30 is still smaller than anyone here wears.

I wear a 38/36.

My legs are 6 inches longer, while my waistline is only 2 inches longer.

So yes, you're fat.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

still smaller than your taco / nacho loving ass wears

Not that much smaller actually. I’m a 40 or 42 (if I want room) waist IIRC and a 36 leg.

Plus again…I’m like a foot taller than you.

 

[John Price]

Not that much smaller actually. I’m a 40 or 42 waist IIRC

Plus again…I’m like a foot taller than you.

40

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

And we'll say it again, it's the fact that you're always complaining about how fat you are, yet you're regularly posting the slop you shovel into your gullet

How many liters of yogurt did you have for breakfast this morning

 

[John Price]

And we'll say it again, it's the fact that you're always complaining about how fat you are, yet you're regularly posting the slop you shovel into your gullet

How many liters of yogurt did you have for breakfast this morning

i'm hungry

just a bowl

I eat like a f***ing stoner

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

And we'll say it again, it's the fact that you're always complaining about how fat you are, yet you're regularly posting the slop you shovel into your gullet

Lirl. I legit love how you used the words “gullet” and “slop” here.

So true.

 

[John Price]

Lirl. I legit love how you used the words “gullet” and “slop” here.

So true.

I believe healthy eating is a scam

 

[John Price]

Inter Miami got a new stadium before the Canes

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

I currently don't like how much I weigh or how I look in the mirror, yet I'm not constantly bitching about it.

Nor do you see me talking about all the boxed wine I be drinking

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

I eat like a f***ing stoner

No. You eat like a child with no adult supervision.

 

[John Price]

I currently don't like how much I weigh or how I look in the mirror, yet I'm not constantly bitching about it.

Nor do you see me talking about all the boxed wine I be drinking

I saw some of that boxed wine at Wegmans here, Trevia or Brevia or whatever

it's like 20 dollars

f*** that

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

I saw some of that boxed wine at Wegmans here, Trevia or Brevia or whatever

it's like 20 dollars

f*** that

Franzia

Even though it's the most cost-effective at 5L for $20, I now buy the 3L boxed wines so I can't drink as much

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

I saw some of that boxed wine at Wegmans here, Trevia or Brevia or whatever

it's like 20 dollars

f*** that

Yet if it came with “Sippy”, “Tipsy” or “Grapes the Plushie”…you’d be all over that shit.