I'll play that game... While you are passing me the puck 40 times, you are lucky to even get 5 hits in on me before the end of the game while I spend the vast majority of the time peppering your goalie while you head back to the bench for all but maybe 8 minutes of the game sitting on your butt while watching your actually good players trying to pick up your slack.
That is reality. Not whatever convoluted scenario you just made up.
Or if it really bothered me, I would learn how to take, avoid, or dish out a hit... All things which the vast majority of professional hockey players learn by the time they are in bantam and can be nice compliments to the skills and traits that actually help them win games.
If throwing hits is the only thing you bring to the table, then you can bet that your time in the NHL is coming to an end... Because you can bet there are dozens of hard working energy players just waiting to take your job and can bring more to the table.
Then I won't have to worry about you hitting me anymore
It's not convoluted to most people, it illustrates a point that the vast majority of people don't like to get physically abused. Your first instinct, as you replied in your first paragraph, is you would avoid/run from physical contact, which confirms the intent of my original post, people don't like to get hit in any form, they avoid it, it's instinctual, it's a natural response, its built in as a self preservation survival skill. It's a tactic to gain the upper hand in hockey. Slap a guy a few times in the head and you'll see his will to challenge you disappear.
To your second point which is very valid, you'd learn to accept pain. Before I began training, my training partner asked me what do you want to accomplish from this and what is preventing you from accomplishing it. I was honest I said I wanted to be able to defend myself and to get over the fear of getting punched in the head. Fast forward many years later and many kicks, elbows and fists to my body, after pushing through the mental fear barrier, I no longer fear physical contact. It's not enjoyable to get a kick to the shins but I don't fear it. You said you would learn how to get over it, and that is the challenge, the the vast majority of people wont go through the training that it takes to overcome the mental block that discomfort is not a bad thing. They think they can but they can't, it's unnatural for a person to not fear pain. I've literally seen thousands of people come and go over the years, convinced they are going to become that image in their head of the guy they want to be but quit because they are not mentally tough or disciplined enough to hack training. Hockey players are no different, most of them will disappear if they are repeatedly hit (Nylander is a great example of that type of disappearing player, elite talent but weak mentally). Soft is soft, that is why there are so few Mark Messiers and so many Alex Kerfoot's. Not to mention that with physicality comes injuries, if you could play vs a Austin Matthews at 100% or an injured Austin Matthews at 50%, which one are you taking? When I'm hitting, I'm hitting to take his will to compete away, I'm hitting to take his desire to win away, I'm hitting to take his physical ability to play at 100% away.
To your last point, no one ever said throwing hits is the only ingredient to a winning team. Physical play is one important ingredient. It's like saying if offence is all you bring then your time is limited in the NHL, of course that is obvious. Eventually teams will learn your tendencies and shut you down.
You implied that physical player cannot a be good player, from your 8 minutes a game comment. I'm making the assumption that an 8 minute player is a 4th liner in your analogy? You don't think Ovie is a good player? Kadri is not a good player? The Tkachuk brothers are not good players? Miller is not a good player? So on and so on and so on...
You don't have to agree with me, you can have a POV but to dismiss something that is a demonstrable truth because it does not align to your belief system, is simply being myopic. Physical play has a place in hockey and if done correctly will give a team an advantage.