OT: Thread XVIII: Let's Be Friends Addition

[*Bob Richards*]

Don't push it.

 

[Boruto]

Don't push it.

I always do with you. I like to play with fire and burned I shall be... burned!

Yes sir, I'll tone it down.

 

[*Bob Richards*]

It's not so much playing with fire as it is me unleashing the contents of an M2 tank upon you.

 

[Boruto]

It's not so much playing with fire as it is me unleashing the contents of an M2 tank upon you.

Don't take this as provocation and a challenge to your unquestionable authority but I would not mind being blasted by tanks and flying lions with AIDS and STDs right now.

 

[nyrpassion]

damn, **** just got real: North Korea declares 1953 armistice invalid

 

[Ail]

damn, **** just got real: North Korea declares 1953 armistice invalid

Doom on. Everyone bring your tomato plants inside.

 

[PlamsUnlimited]

So it is cause that insane midget says so.

 

[Krams]

I am so sick of fighting these cops in court. I'm going to have an outburst there soon.

 

[Killem Dafoe]

You gotta make it a good one. I want to see you on Tru TV's Wildest Courtroom Outbursts or something.

 

[Krams]

You gotta make it a good one. I want to see you on Tru TV's Wildest Courtroom Outbursts or something.

I'm thinking kerosene + cigarette.

 

[PlamsUnlimited]

Why not bazooka?

 

[Killem Dafoe]

I'm thinking kerosene + cigarette.

Haha Doooo itttttt. Nah don't listen to me, but seriously, I have had my fair share of courtroom experiences and I can honestly say that I feel you on this and totally understand man.

 

[Krams]

Because I'd have to go into Camden to get one of those and that's a long drive.

 

[Thirty One]

Flamethrower. Al Pacino style.

 

[Killem Dafoe]

I've always understood why they had metal detectors and security at court houses, but when you experience the ******** that happens in court first hand, you really really know why they check everyone for weapons.

 

[PlamsUnlimited]

Because I'd have to go into Camden to get one of those and that's a long drive.

You can probably get one in Jersey City at night too

 

[*Bob Richards*]

Camden is essentially Somalia.

 

[Krams]

You can probably get one in Jersey City at night too

Probably. But I know people in Camden and I know where I'd have to look if I wanted an illegal weapon.

 

[Thirty One]

Probably. But I know people in Camden and I know where I'd have to look if I wanted an illegal weapon.

Do they offer reasonable shipping rates?

 

[Krams]

SFW's Song of the Day #19--About You by XXYYXX

 

[PlamsUnlimited]

Probably. But I know people in Camden and I know where I'd have to look if I wanted an illegal weapon.

Well, I haven't had to go there at all...ever

 

[Krams]

Let me know if that video is alright.

 

[Thirty One]

Let me know if that video is alright.

The still image is terrifying.

 

[Staxgod90]

kinda want to **** slap all of my teachers tomorrow for assigning this much work

 

[Clowes Line]

Yea so that kid I was telling you guys about for some reason was grilling the **** out of me today in class...