OT: TheDizee Prophecy Thread

[Lord Helix]

STL/WPG - STL in 6
DAL/NSH -DAL in 6
VGK-SJ - VGK in 7
COL-CGY - CGY in 7

TB-CLB - TB in 4
BOS-TOR - BOS in 5
NYI-PIT - PIT in 5
WSH-CAR - CAR in 7

I predicted TB to win the series and they have not lost.

Thanks.

Ummm...No.

 

[TheDizee]

Ummm...No.

reading is hard

do you see the words "CLB in x" anywhere?

TB wins = win for me. games is only used as a tiebreaker if people predictions have a tied score.

 

[Lord Helix]

reading is hard

do you see the words "CLB in x" anywhere?

TB wins = win for me. games is only used as a tiebreaker if people predictions have a tied score.

I see Tampa in 4, and they lost.

 

[TheDizee]

I see Tampa in 4, and they lost.

if they win it all that matters, i already explained what the games pick is for

we went over this 2 years ago

 

[Lord Helix]

if they win it all that matters, i already explained what the games pick is for

we went over this 2 years ago

It's okay that math isn't your strong suit.

 

[TheDizee]

It's okay that math isn't your strong suit.

oh i see. you are just mad that my predictions will all be accurate while yours will be 50% at best so now you wanna NITPICK after 1 game.

it ok, not everyone can have the skills I have when it comes to being right. world would be a boring place if that was the case.

 

[Lord Helix]

oh i see. you are just mad that my predictions will all be accurate while yours will be 50% at best so now you wanna NITPICK after 1 game.

it ok, not everyone can have the skills I have when it comes to being right. world would be a boring place if that was the case.

I'd expect better sentence structure (and grammar) from my 8 year old, so...Congrats?

"it ok"

Really? I mean, you're more than welcome to blame your phone.

 

[TheDizee]

I'd expect better sentence structure (and grammar) from my 8 year old, so...Congrats?

"it ok"

Really? I mean, you're more than welcome to blame your phone.

post your picks so we can all have a good laugh in 2 weeks lol cant wait to see the 8 series going 7 games predictions.

 

[Lord Helix]

post your picks so we can all have a good laugh in 2 weeks lol cant wait to see the 8 series going 7 games predictions.

I pick my nose, seat, friends, and the ability to use the Oxford comma.

Keepin' it 100%, baby!!! You know, when 90% just won't cut it?

 

[Itsnotatrap]

Easily take the over on that. This will be a 20 pager. Everyone gets what they want. Attention for Dizee, smug self satisfaction with the latest zinger for everyone else.

Nailed it! 20 pager! I’ve been waiting well over half a year for this, but finally the validation has arrived!

100% prediction rate.

 

[TheDizee]

I pick my nose, seat, friends, and the ability to use the Oxford comma.

Keepin' it 100%, baby!!! You know, when 90% just won't cut it?

you wont even post your own picks because you know they cant hang with the top dogs picks. sad that you would have that little confidence in your picks but whatever. since your playoff predictions will never be always right like mine, you can atleast change your forum title to the grammar police. i dont think anyone will have a problem with you having that title

 

[bluesfan94]

I predicted TB to win the series and they have not lost.

Thanks.

You predicted Tampa to win in 4, actually, and they have lost a game, thus making it impossible for them to win in 4.

You were wrong.

 

[Lord Helix]

You predicted Tampa to win in 4, actually, and they have lost a game, thus making it impossible for them to win in 4.

You were wrong.

Best case scenario: TB goes 4/5

And everyone knows 4/5 = .9

 

[TheDizee]

You predicted Tampa to win in 4, actually, and they have lost a game, thus making it impossible for them to win in 4.

You were wrong.

nah we went over this 2 years ago with EastonBlues with the Pens/Preds series and then earlier tonight.

Game picks are only for tiebreakers to break ties. It like how the Blues lost out on the division with ROWs. So in the event of a tie, person who picks the most series correct in the correct number of games would win.

But in order for that to happen, people would need to post their picks which as far as I know only ONE person has done so and he agreed with all of my picks with only minor changes for games it would take.

 

[bluesfan94]

ok

 

[TheDizee]

ok

i watch alot more western conf hockey anyways. i could go 0/4 in the east and care less (it wont happen but if it did i could care less, only team in the east i root for is the flyers). the west is where I make my money. When my predictions follow through this round, I will be making a rather large sum of cash that will be put into the new PC fund bank.

 

[Lord Helix]

i watch alot more western conf hockey anyways. i could go 0/4 in the east and care less (it wont happen but if it did i could care less, only team in the east i root for is the flyers). the west is where I make my money. When my predictions follow through this round, I will be making a rather large sum of cash that will be put into the new PC fund bank.

You big spender, you.

 

[Brockon]

post your picks so we can all have a good laugh in 2 weeks lol cant wait to see the 8 series going 7 games predictions.

NHL 2019 Stanley Cup Playoffs Bracket Challenge

I realize this comment isn't directed at me, but I'll play ball. Brackets had to be submitted prior to the puck drop at 7pm EST on April 10th - that's the best I can do to prove my predictions weren't placed with tonight's results in mind.

 

[Majorityof1]

nah we went over this 2 years ago with EastonBlues with the Pens/Preds series and then earlier tonight.

Game picks are only for tiebreakers to break ties. It like how the Blues lost out on the division with ROWs. So in the event of a tie, person who picks the most series correct in the correct number of games would win.

But in order for that to happen, people would need to post their picks which as far as I know only ONE person has done so and he agreed with all of my picks with only minor changes for games it would take.

You say you are "Always right", "always" with no qualifiers. "Always".

Always [awl-weyz, -weez], adverb 1) every time; on every occasion; without exception. From dictionary.com

Every time, without exception. Not, you are right whenever you watch enough of that conference, or when it comes to series winners not necessarily number of games played. You say Always Right, always without exception. So anything you get wrong, whether you meant it as a prediction, whether it comes from a conference or sport you don't watch regularly, whether you meant it as a tie-breaker, anything at all you get wrong invalidates your statement.

Nobody else is claiming always right, so nobody else needs to post their picks. I am not always right, so I have nothing to prove. You are competing with perfection, which is not a fair bar AT ALL. But its you who set that bar with your ridiculous schtick. So stop making excuses and prove it, always....every time...without exception.

 

[TheDizee]

NHL 2019 Stanley Cup Playoffs Bracket Challenge

I realize this comment isn't directed at me, but I'll play ball. Brackets had to be submitted prior to the puck drop at 7pm EST on April 10th - that's the best I can do to prove my predictions weren't placed with tonight's results in mind.

i only did first round picks for now

 

[DoubleK81]

If you had laid a bet with those predictions at any sportsbook, you would have lost. No amount of " but TBL hasn't lost the series yet" would matter.

 

[Brockon]

i only did first round picks for now

Well, that hardly supports the "always right" swagger I've come to expect from you!

I feel I'm entitled to a degree of criticism because I've put my money where my mouth is by posting my "predictions" as they are.

 

[TheDizee]

If you had laid a bet with those predictions at any sportsbook, you would have lost. No amount of " but TBL hasn't lost the series yet" would matter.

not where i do it. picking series overall doesnt win as much but you still dont lose money

 

[TheDizee]

Well, that hardly supports the "always right" swagger I've come to expect from you!

I feel I'm entitled to a degree of criticism because I've put my money where my mouth is by posting my "predictions" as they are.

no point in doing every potential future series since cant bet on em outside of "who wins the cup" ones

ill make my 2nd round picks once we get there. i will say unless major injuries or severe subpar play from a goaltender etc happen, if blues play dallas, I will be picking dallas.

 

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I love this thread aha. Dizee reminds me of myself sometimes and my troll persona that I have off this forum. It’s just too easy to rub people the wrong way and run with it sometimes for the hell of it.

Cmon guys don’t ever question his authority, what he says goes.