Dear Hockey gods,
Please forgive the heathens who are releasing the cursed shirt. Please accept this sacrifice and bless us tonight with your graces
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May our sticks be long, hard, firm, and unrelenting.
May our legs be strong and fast so that they may thrust us into victory.
May our bodies be powerful to plow us into victory.
Bless us hockey god Bauer, hockey god CCM, hockey god Brian, hockey god Reebok, hockey god Koho, and hockey god Vaughn.
Guide us and let our players get that big thing on our sticks.
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