OT: The OT thread - Where we're going we don't need topics. Warning in post 1

[Captain Mittens*]

Is this hat really appropriate on such a tragic day in Oregon?

Laughter is the best medicine

 

[kovacro]

Yes, they do.

Next to the fishsticks.

In grade school cafeterias.

If you need tubed meat, eat some form of sausage.

 

[kovacro]

They have a *****en beer selection too scryan.

Also, are you OK with the nickname "scryan can cook"? You can be the hot dog hating American version of Martin Yan.

He's not related to this Canadian legend is he?

Ahh, Wok With Yan

 

[Captain Mittens*]

He's not related to this Canadian legend is he?

Ahh, Wok With Yan

He is a Yan of the people





I really do want to know the story behind this

 

[Captain Mittens*]

If you love something, set it free

 

[TROLLCHUK]

One of yours, Boba?

http://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/nati...arning-hesperia-telephone-pole-330042141.html

 

[Jason Squirties]

Is this hat really appropriate on such a tragic day in Oregon?

im pretty sure she has no idea what's going on.

 

[Jason Squirties]

 

[kovacro]

The Golden Age of the selfie

Jeebus.

 

[Jason Squirties]

seriously though, who cares

 

[Reclamation Project]

Baseball does crazy things to the mind. Two pegs below waterboarding. Poor ladies weren't thinking straight.

 

[Captain Mittens*]

One of yours, Boba?

http://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/nati...arning-hesperia-telephone-pole-330042141.html

LOL. I keep mine indoors for that very reason

 

[Captain Mittens*]

Some great ideas to **** with people in elevators. I know I am going to try a few of these.
I expect RP and Trollposo to try a few also

 

[Captain Mittens*]

For 417th

 

[TROLLCHUK]

I may have to take you up on this one in particular.

 

[Reclamation Project]

Some fat chick thought I was hitting on her when I held the elevator door open for her.

"I already have a boyfriend so save it." And then proceeds to roll her eyes and sigh.

That's okay, *****. I already have one dog at home. Don't need another.

 

[Captain Mittens*]

Some fat chick thought I was hitting on her when I held the elevator door open for her.

"I already have a boyfriend so save it." And then proceeds to roll her eyes and sigh.

That's okay, *****. I already have one dog at home. Don't need another.

I may have to take you up on this one in particular.

Admiral Trollposo has a nice ring to it

 

[Captain Mittens*]

This is for you RP!

 

[kovacro]

Some fat chick thought I was hitting on her when I held the elevator door open for her.

"I already have a boyfriend so save it." And then proceeds to roll her eyes and sigh.

That's okay, *****. I already have one dog at home. Don't need another.

Her 'boyfriend' is probably a box of Doughnuts.

Nothing says intimate evening like taking a whole Boston cream in your mouth.

 

[kingsfan]

Is this hat really appropriate on such a tragic day in Oregon?

I'd assume, outside of the shooter I guess, no one was dressing up for the occasion.

 

[Reclamation Project]

Her 'boyfriend' is probably a box of Doughnuts.

Nothing says intimate evening like taking a whole Boston cream in your mouth.

Fat, ugly, mean, and sloppy. Couldn't be less desirable if she tried. I bet she gets winded opening a family feast.

 

[Ron*]

Some fat chick thought I was hitting on her when I held the elevator door open for her.

"I already have a boyfriend so save it." And then proceeds to roll her eyes and sigh.

That's okay, *****. I already have one dog at home. Don't need another.

Be equally magnanimous. Tell her you work at the building and the elevator doors are easily disabled by bumping into fat pigs. It's your job to keep that from happening.

 

[Reclamation Project]

"Sorry, you'll exceed the engineered weight limit on this elevator. Take the stairs."

 

[Zero Pucks Given]

Some fat chick thought I was hitting on her when I held the elevator door open for her.

"I already have a boyfriend so save it." And then proceeds to roll her eyes and sigh.

That's okay, *****. I already have one dog at home. Don't need another.

Pathetic.

"Save what...the fast food? Not like I was gonna give YOU any."

 

[scryan]

**** it.
Steer into the skid.