Tribute The Official "Fire Tortorella" Thread

[Philly Fanatik]

Tortorella is going to be detrimental to the Philly organization.
The dude should be shown the door before the start of the regular season next year!
If he has any say or thought process on the rebuild going forward…the Flyers will be in shambles for another 10-15 years.

 

[freakydallas13]

Farabee took a bit of a shot at Torts recently, haven't seen this posted anywhere yet:

 

[ponder719]

The whole conversation about performance-depressing drugs in the Miscellaneous NHL thread started an idea in my head, so I had to write it out, and this seems like the right place for it. With apologies to Harry Warren, Jack Brooks, and Dean Martin:

When you don't hit the ice
'cause your coach isn't nice, Tortorella.
When the style you play
was old "back in the day", Tortorella.
Guys complain, this prick is a pain
driving us insane, yet again out of luck there,
His whole bit is tired as shit
Someone's gonna sit, won't play in their home town sir. Motherf***er.

It's been too goddamned long
since the team's come on strong, Tortorella.
We don't know what to do
since Chuck stuck us with you, whiny prick.
Now we all have a dream
that you'll f*** off and leave us, signore
We'll eject you with force
Go get kicked by a horse, Tortorella!